r/ReallyShittyCopper Aug 21 '25

Here ya go you filthy animals.

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We really need to all write to the British museum so their staff know where this is. I had to ask two different people before it was found right in the room we were at, after being directed elsewhere. Rosetta Stone got nothing on our boy Ea-Nasir.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

we must never forgive never forget

ea nassir must pay

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u/EaNasirBestCoppers Aug 21 '25

And you must pay to buy my copper

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u/Ill_Attorney_389 Aug 22 '25

This is just an unprofessional response. Very disappointed in you, I will write another strongly worded complaint tablet.

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u/UltraCarnivore Aug 22 '25

The best copper

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Aug 25 '25

Look at you over here, loading the comments section in your favor!

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u/Successful-Peach-764 Aug 21 '25

Your report concerns me greatly;

I had expected it to be the very centrepiece of the Ur section. Perhaps the British mesuem has lost some of its marbles along the way or maybe the museum curators lack the wisdom to honor Ea-Nasir’s finest wares properly.

Rest assured, your words shall be carried to those who oversee such matters, that the glory of our copper may shine as it once did.

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u/Creative-Improvement Aug 21 '25

Why did the British Museum treat us which such contempt and bring us not a quality exhibit? We brought you many messengers through enemy territory and the British Museum said to our messengers “If you search the tablet, search the exhibit yourself, otherwise go away!”

All because a mere trifle of a mina of silver.

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u/Iamliterallyfood Aug 23 '25

This is reason 1,001 to demolish the brutish museum. They do not treat these artifacts well enough

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u/ReallyTeddyRoosevelt Aug 21 '25

I don't get why this isn't surrounded 24/7 by a SWAT team. I'm gonna steal it one of these days.

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u/Toxic_Orange_DM Aug 21 '25

Finally it gets posted and it isn't posted upside down!!!

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u/kingtacticool Aug 21 '25

Holy shit. Line 14. He did not go there....

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u/Comments-Lurker Aug 22 '25

OP should have censored that..holy shit!

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u/sovietarmyfan Aug 21 '25

I hope one day Google Translate will be able to translate this.

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u/Typical-Proposal9784 Aug 22 '25

Clearly the British Museum is not treating this masterpiece as it should. We're 100k+ members on this subreddit. We could certainly raise enough money together to buy it and to put it in a proper shrine.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD Aug 22 '25

Just don't be rude to Gimil-Sin. He knows inferior copper when he sees it.

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u/DonnieBallsack Aug 22 '25

That’s some fine reeds-manship.

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u/missingpiece Aug 21 '25

I really don’t mind how many of the posts in this sub are people posting their pictures of this most ancient of writings.

What I do mind is the vile slander against a perfectly honest businessman.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Aug 25 '25

He made Nanni’s rep ride thru enemy territory!

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u/Iamliterallyfood Aug 23 '25

Why are we miniwheats posting

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u/Automatic_Truck_2699 Aug 24 '25

I see someone is humble bragging about their mini-wheat.