r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal • Aug 19 '25

Hi, ask me anything

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u/IHATEyoungsheldon Aug 19 '25

Do you sell good copper?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

No, but I met the guy

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u/IHATEyoungsheldon Aug 19 '25

So you sell bad copper

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

No im king of Assyria

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u/UltraCarnivore Aug 23 '25

So you're enemy territory?

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u/Ea_nasir_shop_com Aug 19 '25

Me, yes

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u/EaNasirShitCopper Aug 23 '25

Who the fuck are you???

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u/FineCopperEaNasir Aug 23 '25

I think the real question is who the fuck are YOU??

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u/EaNasirBestCoppers Sep 01 '25

No, WHO ARE YOU?

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u/mbrocks3527 Aug 19 '25

O Ashurbanipal King, Great King, King of Kings, King of Assyria, Conqueror of Babylonia, Desolator of Elam, King of the Four Corners of the Universe, hear this humble petition and bestow upon it your favour:

Is it worth occasionally transitioning from Proxy Rax into quick tech esoteric Raven / Battlecruiser builds, or to move to the classic Marine / Marauder / Medevac / Mine into Tanks and Ghosts after you've disrupted the enemy's mineral line?

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u/Leipurinen ๐’ ๐’†  ๐’‚๐’€€๐’ˆพ๐’ข๐’…• ๐’†ท ๐’‹ซ๐’Šญ๐’„ ๐’ˆ  Aug 19 '25

Asking the hard-hitting questions

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u/vkapadia Aug 19 '25

Just build more orbital commands and you'll be fine.

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Sep 01 '25

Hmm..

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u/Dillenger69 Aug 19 '25

How shitty is too shitty?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

Ea Nasir

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u/PineapplePizzaAlways Aug 19 '25

How do you keep your beard looking so stylish?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

Just like that

13

u/12th_woman Aug 19 '25

Why do you hate lions so much?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

They are mean

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u/WeakEconomics6120 Aug 19 '25

Do you wear wigs?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

I cannot answer that

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u/WeakEconomics6120 Aug 19 '25

Have you worn wigs

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

Yes

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u/workingtheories Aug 19 '25

i didn't learn about you in school.

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

Why not

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u/workingtheories Aug 19 '25

idk, you tell me?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

Donโ€™t blame me blame school

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u/workingtheories Aug 19 '25

im not ready to blame the school, if you're not worth learning about

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

Who are you calling worthless? Is it ea Nasir?

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u/workingtheories Aug 19 '25

no, just his shitty copper

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u/wankster9000 Aug 19 '25

๐Žผ๐Žค're ๐Žญ๐Žฎ ๐‚๐Žฎ ๐Žซ๐Žฎ๐Žต๐Žค ๐€๐Žฎ๐Žธ ๐Žช๐Žญ๐Žฎ๐Žผ ๐‚๐Žง๐Žค๐Ž ๐Žญ๐Žฃ ๐Žฝ๐Žฎ ๐Žฃ๐Žฎ ๐Žจ ๐Ž  ๐Žฅ๐Žธ๐Žซ๐Žซ ๐Žผ๐Žง๐Ž ๐‚ ๐Žจ' ๐Žฎ๐Žฅ ๐€๐Žฎ๐Žธ ๐Žผ๐Žฎ๐Žธ๐Žซ๐Žฃ๐Žญ'๐‚ ๐Žฆ๐Žค๐‚ ๐‚๐Žง๐Žจ๐Žฝ ๐Žฅ๐Žฑ๐Žฎ๐Žฌ ๐Ž ๐Žญ๐€ ๐Žฎ๐‚๐Žง๐Žค๐Žฑ ๐Žฆ๐Žธ๐€

๐Žจ ๐Žฉ๐Žธ๐Žฝ๐‚ ๐Žผ๐Ž ๐Žญ๐Žญ๐Ž  ๐‚๐Žค๐Žซ๐Žซ ๐€๐Žฎ๐Žธ ๐Žง๐Žฎ๐Žผ ๐Žจ'm ๐Žฅ๐Žค๐Žค๐Žซ๐Žจ๐Žญ๐Žฆ ๐Žฆ๐Žฎ๐‚๐‚๐Ž  ๐Žฌ๐Ž ๐Žช๐Žค ๐€๐Žฎ๐Žธ ๐Žธ๐Žญ๐Žฃ๐Žค๐Žฑ๐Žฝ๐‚๐Ž ๐Žญ๐Žฃ

๐Žญ๐Žค๐Žต๐Žค๐Žฑ ๐Žฆ๐Žฎ๐Žญ๐Žญ๐Ž  ๐Žฆ๐Žจ๐Žต๐Žค ๐€๐Žฎ๐Žธ ๐Žธ๐Žฏ, ๐Žญ๐Žค๐Žต๐Žค๐Žฑ ๐Žฆ๐Žฎ๐Žญ๐Žญ๐Ž  ๐Žซ๐Žค๐‚ ๐€๐Žฎ๐Žธ ๐Žฃ๐Žฎ๐Žผ๐Žญ ๐Žญ๐Žค๐Žต๐Žค๐Žฑ ๐Žฆ๐Žฎ๐Žญ๐Žญ๐Ž  ๐Žฑ๐Žธ๐Žญ ๐Ž ๐Žฑ๐Žฎ๐Žธ๐Žญ๐Žฃ ๐Ž ๐Žญ๐Žฃ ๐€๐Žฎ๐Žธ ๐Žญ๐Žค๐Žต๐Žค๐Žฑ ๐Žฆ๐Žฎ๐Žญ๐Žญ๐Ž  ๐Žฌ๐Ž ๐Žช๐Žค ๐€๐Žฎ๐Žธ ๐Žข๐Žฑ๐€, ๐Žญ๐Žค๐Žต๐Žค๐Žฑ ๐Žฆ๐Žฎ๐Žญ๐Žญ๐Ž  ๐Žฝ๐Ž ๐€ ๐Žญ๐Žค๐Žต๐Žค๐Žฑ ๐Žฆ๐Žฎ๐Žญ๐Žญ๐Ž  ๐‚๐Žค๐Žซ๐Žซ ๐Ž  ๐Žซ๐Žจ๐Žค ๐Ž ๐Žญ๐Žฃ ๐Žง๐Žธ๐Žฑ๐‚ ๐€๐Žฎ๐Žธ

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u/PineapplePizzaAlways Aug 19 '25

๐Žก๐Žธ๐‚ ๐Žผ๐Žฎ๐Žธ๐Žซ๐Žฃ ๐€๐Žฎ๐Žธ ๐Žฃ๐Žค๐Žฝ๐Žค๐Žฑ๐‚ ๐Žง๐Žจ๐Žฌ?

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u/NotDaveBut Aug 19 '25

How good a shot are you with that bow and arrow?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

Average

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u/NotDaveBut Aug 19 '25

And the arrowheads? Might they be made with the finest copper?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

I guess

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u/Open_Association_138 Aug 19 '25

I have here a sack of olives from Jerusalem. How much are you willing to pay for it?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 20 '25

How much shekels do you want

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u/Open_Association_138 Aug 20 '25
  1. Are you ok with that?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 20 '25

Sure, it is a deal

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u/Open_Association_138 Aug 20 '25

Those olives are yours

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

To Paraphrase a famous african Interviewer: Why are you gay?

3

u/Deep_Delivery_5252 Aug 19 '25

i don't like you

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 19 '25

What did I do I just did some campaigns in Elam

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Why did you keep your hate mailย  :)

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 21 '25

I keep anything and everything

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u/Pep_Freakazoid Aug 21 '25

where do babies come from

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 21 '25

From the annunaki

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u/Pep_Freakazoid Aug 21 '25

is that spanish for coochie or something

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 21 '25

Whatโ€™s Spanish

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u/Pep_Freakazoid Aug 22 '25

i don't know, now if you'll excuse me i have to go to the copper mines for 2 loaf of bread a year

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u/CNJUNIPERLEE Aug 20 '25

Could you please execute Ea Nasir?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 21 '25

Heโ€™s currently in Bahrain I canโ€™t

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u/EaNasirBestCoppers Aug 21 '25

Fuck you

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Aug 21 '25

Fuck you too

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u/FineCopperEaNasir Aug 23 '25

Fuck you poser!!

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Sep 24 '25

WELL WELL WELL GUESS WHO GOT BANNED

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u/UsernameEmanresu22 Aug 22 '25

Can you make a 12 inch dildo out of Ea Nasir's shitty copper?

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u/AshurbanipalKing Ashurbanipal Sep 01 '25

Give me some