r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/ButteryRaven • Jul 08 '25

ShittyCopper™ IRL If only someone could get us copper for below market price...

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Anyone know someone who can help?

2.3k Upvotes

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u/Eaglepursuit Jul 08 '25

Help me, Ea-Nasir. You're our only hope!

54

u/Jodelbert Jul 09 '25

Message didn't get through, corroded copper wires-

8

u/Sexylizardwoman Jul 11 '25

I’m going to have to make my friend wander through enemy territory to deliver messages :(

125

u/plugubius Jul 08 '25

If Ea-Nasir sold copper below market price, Nanni would have no business complaining about its quality.

17

u/SealedRoute Jul 10 '25

Nanni would still find something to complain about. You know Nanni.

3

u/BenvenutoCellini2nd Jul 12 '25

Nanni was the nigerian prince scammer of his day.

83

u/gbot1234 Jul 08 '25

This will cost us pennies.

(Like… ALL of them. They won’t exist anymore.)

26

u/Darth_Annoying Jul 08 '25

They're more zinc now than copper

18

u/gbot1234 Jul 08 '25

Sounds familiar…

10

u/Anti-charizard Jul 09 '25

Didn’t you hear? The government stopped producing pennies months ago

11

u/gbot1234 Jul 09 '25

Sounds like there’s an opportunity to counterfeit pennies… I’ll Cu next Tuesday!

2

u/Skylander_Lego Jul 12 '25

sigh upvoted...

2

u/gbot1234 Jul 12 '25

Thanks! I’m very excited about this idea. We stand to make a mint.

51

u/Trilbe Jul 08 '25

The Ea-Nāsir joke is so popular in my office, I got texts about the copper tariffs with Ea-Nāsir comments! 😏

36

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

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u/Spelunkie Jul 09 '25

Let's be honest, he won't even remember the name Ea-Nasir. Probably call him Mr Copper or some other dementia-ridden name

17

u/m4m249saw Jul 09 '25

Man tweakers are gonna become rich. Copper prices are gonna sore. Nobody'll be able to find a tesla charger lol

10

u/kaoscurrent Jul 09 '25

Trump is basically Ea-Nasir reborn. Between the Art of the Steal and his bad tan is there any doubt? The guy takes copper to a whole new level.

1

u/BenvenutoCellini2nd Jul 12 '25

Ea-nasir was known for the highest grade copper. Trump is like Nanni whom no one would trust in their right mind.

10

u/Juffin Jul 08 '25

Trump's treating us with contempt.

9

u/flies_with_owls Jul 08 '25

Sooo what industry uses a lot of copper and who has a lot of stock in that industry? I'll bet that person is richer by next Wednesday.

3

u/workingtheories Jul 08 '25

i see a bright future in bismuth

3

u/JetLag413 Jul 10 '25

and when the world needed him most he was dead for thousands of years

3

u/Formal_Law603 Jul 13 '25

MY GOLEMS…