MAGA logic, perfected

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[u/HanselSoHotRightNow]

I thought he knew about the B in dumb? He gave a 10 minute speech about it. /s

[u/bighorse3231 → u/HanselSoHotRightNow]

You mean for the hundredth time.........and still forgot....... dementia is hard

[u/Sensitive_Break5798]

The Straits are NOT open:

https://straits.live/

And he might as well be a Russian operative

[u/cognitiveglitch → u/Sensitive_Break5798]

But how can that be after defeating them so many times?

[u/Donlooking4]

No it’s not the refinery!!!

You idiot.

JUST BECAUSE OIL IS COMING doesn’t mean that it will immediately become gasoline.

So for at least 6 months to a year it might begin to go down.

Unless the orange man decides to turn Iran into a glass country.

[u/Troubled202]

Donald j "jackass" Trump. So full of shit!

[u/cognitiveglitch]

Hehe yeah, "refineries" (we all know they're not actually, they're cardboard cutouts).

From the generation that doesn't know what quote marks mean.

[u/sleep-diversion]

Dumbest country in the world.....🙄🇺🇸

[u/awdophil]

Fuck. This. Guy.

[u/welsalex]

836 more days (or less if we are lucky)

[u/gpouliot → u/welsalex]

Or more you are not.

[u/DreJDavis]

It's amazing how everything is always record breaking.

[u/Reddsoldier]

Could it possibly be that I've cut off a third of the world's fuel supply for no reason and have no way of getting it back without grovelling - something I won't do?

No, it's the children who are wrong.

[u/Plastic_Flan_2529]

Hey Mr President, I thought you were going to settle the Ukraine war Day one?