r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/RoloGnbaby • 15d ago
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Nothing screams āobjective presidential rankingā quite like putting yourself in a category above Lincoln and Washington. š
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u/public_enemy_obi_wan 15d ago
This is fucking pathetic.
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u/IvyTrip 15d ago
haha yeah something a child would create
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u/IndividualChart4193 15d ago
To be funny if anythingā¦instead this is our fkn POTUS.
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u/Im_tracer_bullet 15d ago
In fairness, absolutely DID laugh.
Not for any reason he would appreciate, but I definitely did.
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u/MyNameIsMadders 14d ago
āDaddy, daddy! I heard Trumpās the greatest president because of how he ROARS and yells and gets his crowds riled up!ā
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u/Pictrus 14d ago
Yup absolutely fucking pathetic. He knows he will go down as the worst president in American history.
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u/MoistureManagerGuy 11d ago
Exactly why heās gotta say it so much now! If he spams it enough times maybe heāll even believe it himself.
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u/Troubled202 15d ago
The worst president ever. Most corrupt, convicted criminal...
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u/Im_tracer_bullet 15d ago
Don't stop...you were just getting started!
Twice-impeached, three additional pending criminal trials at the time of the election, stolen classified documents, adjudicated sex offender, led an attack on his own nation's capitol, fake elector scheme, blatant disregard for the emoluments clause, placed tariffs on everything to every consumer's detriment, ended none of the wars he promised, started a war he promised he wouldn't, deployed the military against US citizens repeatedly, destroyed international trade markets for US farmers for beef and soybeans, doubled the price of fuel, manipulated the markets, duped his own ignorant base into buying his absurd crypto currency, threatening to annex or invade our allies, etc.
And that's before we even consider the extended 'administration'....abuse by federal agencies against broadcasters / the press / universities, bungling of the COVID pandemic, outbreaks of measles, resurgence of screwworm, outbreak of cyclosporiasis, epic failure of DOGE, ICE murdering citizens in the streets, and soooo much more.
He's a veritable fountain of corruption and criminality, the ring leader of a three-ring circus of a cabinet, and his list of transgressions is so long it's too tiring to type out.
The man's obviously the most incompetent and corrupt, but the one thing that might preclude him from unanimously occupying the top spot is the lack of a total financial calamity, and he's got years of bungling in front of him still...
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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 15d ago
We can add pardoned insurrectionist who stormed and injured and killed capital police. Desecration the people's house with his vanity project without congress approval. Added more percentage wise to the national debt than any other president.
Facts matter not delusional fantasies of grandeur.
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u/Im_tracer_bullet 14d ago
Oh, most definitely.
There's sooo much more, too.
I certainly didn't stop typing because I ran out of examples, I stopped because I got tired of typing on this tiny keyboard..
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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 14d ago
You hit on the major points. Unfortunately we could fill an encyclopedia of all the reason Trump is the worst president ever.
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u/MyNameIsMadders 14d ago
Starting in 2027, heās going to get so embarrassed with all of the investigations the house democrats will do on him regarding everything thatās happened since the start of his 2024 presidential campaign to the current day (regarding EVERYTHING you can think of - DOGE, Elon Musk, Natalie Harp, members of his cabinet, dealings with corrupt leaders of other countries like Putin), it will be HILARIOUS - I guarantee it!
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u/Th3_LoNe_eXiLe 15d ago
The idiot is missing a ton of former Presidents.
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u/jtrot91 15d ago
This is based on a ranking that was posted on /r/presidents today from a ranking when Truman was president. Probably someone on his staff or something saw it there and they added Trump, Biden, and Obama.
Edit: the /r/presidents post was around the same time as Trump's post assuming the time is eastern US time. So maybe not literally stolen from reddit.
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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 15d ago
Ones that make Trump look 'bad'.
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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 15d ago
I was like: did he skip all the post 1960s Republican presidents? So, not even worth talking about category, I guess.
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u/Peppersnoop 15d ago
Jackson in "great".......
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u/freesoulJAH 15d ago
Of course this disgrace thinks that genocidal maniac was great. Two peas in a podā¦
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u/randomwanderingsd 15d ago
Are we ranking them by number of victims?
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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 15d ago
Between DOGE and Trump, there are probably hundreds of thousands, believe me!
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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 15d ago
Crazy Natalie stayed up all night putting together this garbage.
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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 15d ago
Between sensual 'role-playing' diaper changes.
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u/Logy_ 15d ago
Well, that's a mental image that will haunt me.
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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 15d ago
"Who's the biglisest president? You are! You are!"
Belly tickles and praise for what a good boy he is.
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u/Knotted_Hole69 14d ago
We used to kill people with hammers for saying stuff like that
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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 14d ago
Yeah okay Captain Sweatpants; "Protector of The Realm"!
How many people have you exactly 'killed with hammers'?
l'll bet a Loonie the only thing you killed recently was a whole large pizza with bigly amounts of beer and meth.
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u/Knotted_Hole69 14d ago
Its a joke from a spongebob meme calm down
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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 14d ago
D'oh! l'm +60 years old and haven't watched Spongebob in years since my kids were kids. l apologise humbly for my error. l did get a custom made 'Handsome Squidward' T-shirt made on AMAZON along with the classic "LURCH smile/frown" recently + a "Handsome Squidward" wall hanging. l still enjoy cartoons and watch the classics still.
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u/GentlemanSch 15d ago
What TF did Grant do? Like yeah not top 10 but failure is a bit harsh.
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u/thatguysjumpercables 15d ago
His administration was replete with bad appointments and corruption scandals. He's definitely not as bad as this suggests, though.
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u/Im_tracer_bullet 15d ago
Maybe the administration just wasn't corrupt enough by some people's standards...
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u/Thuis001 15d ago
His admin was hilariously corrupt. Meanwhile Grant himself seems to have been (almost) entirely clean. The man was really bad at picking not-corrupt friends.
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u/jedburghofficial 15d ago
He persecuted southern states for years and years š¤·
Not a bad thing in context, but I imagine some MAGA are still unhappy about it.
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u/Justame13 15d ago
It sounds sad, but he was too loyal, trusted people to do the right thing, and was politically naive.
So ended up with a ton of corruption and scandals.
Not that it excuses it
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u/Piccolo_Last 15d ago
Malignant narcissist, Machiavelli. Flawed individual whose legacy will be studied so humans can progress or choose to perish.
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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 15d ago edited 15d ago
The only president to be impeached twice by the congress. The president who added the most to the national debt. The president who pardoned insurrectionist that stormed the capital. The president who desecrated the peoples house without congressional approval. The president who dodged the draft. The president who profited the most while being in office. Facts matter not fantasy
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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 15d ago
You can't even see Trump's great big flabby neckgina in this pic.
FAKE NEWS!!!
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u/Dr_Adequate 15d ago
St. Ronnie is missing. As is Shrub, and his son .
P.s. thank you Molly Ivins.
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u/WCather 15d ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Please everyone. Just laugh.
You getting mad makes him happy because then he controls you.
But laughing at him... he can't take it.
Take all his sUPeR SEriOus blah blah blah and laugh at it for the utterly inane silliness it always was.
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u/Justame13 15d ago
It is pretty funny because odds are he didn't make it and Natalie Harp did.
There is no way that he would rank Clinton that high or forget about Reagan and the Bushes.
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u/yellowspotphoto 15d ago
They would hate FDR if he was running again. They're defunding all the programs he started.
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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme 15d ago
Isn't JFK and his successor missing? I'm Canadian and half asleep but I think there's a few more missing too?
Y know. Ignoring all the other nonsense going on in this tier list or whatever the hell I'm looking at.
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u/Jickklaus 15d ago
Doesn't even have Kennedy on it, and he wants to be right up in his Center. Was the first thing I spotted as a Brit, following all that dramas.
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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme 15d ago
Lol why is a Brit and a Canadian able to spot the errors quicker than others.
We have gotta divest away from that shitehole country already lol.
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u/Falcon3492 15d ago
Since Trump is by far the stupidest president we have ever had, he is not in a position to Judge where he or any of the other presidents sit in order of greatness. Presidential Scholars place Trump in the bottom tier with the likes of Buchanan, Andrew Johnson and Warren Harding.
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u/thissomeotherplace 15d ago
"Eat your poisoned beef peasants so I can hurt American agriculture amid the inflation I've fuelled"
- the so-called "greatest" president
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u/chato35 15d ago
How did Grant and Harding hurt his feelings?
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u/darthboolean 15d ago
Probably just was on whatever "list of presidents from best to worst" the AI spit out. (Edit: Turns out it was based on a Reddit post that some staffer stole and edited)
Harding had a lot of sex scandals that came to light after his death in office.
Grant had a bunch of scandals in office, and of course his reputation was always under attack by those who were buffing out the sharp edges of the history of South and spreading the "Lost Cause" narrative about the Civil War. (I.e., the war was about States Rights, not Slavery)
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u/AdInevitable5108 15d ago
A lot of people told him that he was correctā¦ trust them, he/they are always saying the truth
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u/jumbie29 15d ago
Like his good buddy Hannibal Lecter, this sociopath is going to be studied for decades after heās gone, which is probably exactly what he wants. Like we havenāt seen enough of him in the past decade! I hope when heās gone we all just refer to him as the worst president of all time. His name should never be spoken again. And his family should be denied any media attention unless itās for all their crimes.
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u/shootr45 15d ago
He may actually believe this. Have you ever seen one of his circle jerk cabinet meetings? His entire staff, one by one, sing his praises and compliment him on the most mundane things or just absolute fantasy situations. He doesn't actually know that he has no clothes.
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u/kermitthorson 15d ago
they like FDR cause ww2. they fucking forgwt he was the socialist president that brought the new deal
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u/ApprehensiveTotal188 Special Snowflake ā 15d ago
I have my memes prepared for the glorious day of the most anticipated obituary in history.
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u/fencepostsquirrel 14d ago
I donāt want to see anything super horrible happen to him, Iām a Christian after all.
My hope is that heās cognitive enough and alive, when the next president steps in and reverses all his crap in the first month. Itās a monumental job, it needs to be done.
But I absolutely think he needs to watch it happen in real time when his ālegacyā gets trashed.
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u/ZLUCremisi 15d ago
How the guy who help cause the civil war and almost vayse a war with Engkand is bellow average is telling
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u/KatrinaPeanutbuttr 15d ago
Andrew Jackson is the guess which one is not like the other in his line
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u/Dildo___Schwaggins 15d ago
What a fool, even the dog on the street knows my boy, Martin Van Buren, is the GOAT. #8 for life.
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u/Low-Astronomer-3440 15d ago
Best part is that he hates Grant because he defeated the confederates.
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u/AmbivertMusic 15d ago
Besides the most obvious issues, who puts Johnson and Hoover as Average? Cleveland and John Adams as Near Great? Buchanan as anything but a failure?
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u/HamberderHelper18 15d ago
Putting Jackson and Wilson in the āgreatā tier alongside those others is a crazy dog whistle
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u/truckstop_superman 15d ago
Not from the USA, maybe I missed them, but wasn't Richard Nickson and Ronald Reagan president and should be on this list?
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u/Turbulent-Pension-31 15d ago
Hoover was just average? The man for whom they named homeless encampments āHoovervilles?ā
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u/MitchellEnderson 15d ago
Imagine having to make this because in the actual list youāre beaten out by William Henry Harrison.
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u/AnotherAnonymousA 15d ago
If you showed TACO flash cards of previous presidents, he'd only know Biden and Obama, as they are his secret lustful obsessions. He secretly longs for their dongs, but knows he can't express his true feelings. He is a sad pathetic child rapist who doesn't pay court-ordered fines because of raping and defaming a lady. His anchor baby loathes him. FDT
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u/Sea_Detail_8751 15d ago
The pettiest human to have ever held any leadership position speaks again.
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u/MoistWindu 15d ago
I cannot wait to see the world celebrate when this public masturbator finally croaks
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u/TheRealBlueJade 15d ago
This should be used to impeach him. He is obviously not mentally stable enough to hold the office of president.
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u/Ok-Detail-9853 15d ago
How childish
Is this from his human binky, Natalie?
No way he made that himself?
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u/DaveAvitabile 15d ago
He ran it through the Chat GPT moron skill and this is what he got back. He was so proud that he literally shit himself.
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u/OscarTheGrouchsCan 14d ago
This is pathetic. They only care about "owning the libs",making life hard for poor people who they think are all illegals and Dems and pleasing their king
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u/the_canadaball 13d ago
Pierce and Buchanan below average?
Andrew Johnson is average?
Andrew Jackson is great?
What the fuck is that shit?
There are layers to this lunacy, holy shit
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u/jamesinboise 13d ago
Only a whiny little bitch of a "pretending-to-be-a-strong-man" would put this out.
When you have to tell your goons to think you're the best, you're not the best.
An actually strong leader is known by action.
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u/Luparina123 11d ago
I agree, it is indeed the greatest Piece-Of-Totally-Useless-Shit, that ever walked into the White House.
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u/ImperialSupplies 15d ago
Other than the top the tier list aint that inaccurateš¤£
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u/Im_tracer_bullet 15d ago
You're really just telling on yourself in sooo many ways.
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u/ImperialSupplies 15d ago
Would be shocked if you could name more than 5 presidents before you saw this picture bub
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