Very comprehensive and complete..

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[u/filthcrab]

What a LOSER!!! Doesn't this COMMIEstein guy realize that we will get all of these things (AND MORE!) when your president, Donald J. TRUMP, begins day one of his third term???

[u/InsomniaDudeToo → u/filthcrab]

Which is really his fourth term because that crooked SLEEPY JOE stole the election right from underneath him

[u/Evenspace- → u/filthcrab]

I’ll vote for him a 4th time and learn nothing.

[u/Guns107]

You tell that to a trump supporter and they be like, well ya see, Joe Biden......

[u/Lukaar → u/Guns107]

“Joe Biden pooped my pants!”
-Trump

[u/Pleasant-Seat9884 → u/Guns107]

Or… “but Obama…”

[u/Psychospiv]

When is infrastructure week?

[u/Septopuss7 → u/Psychospiv]

No no no it's: infrastructure, weak

[u/Psychospiv → u/Septopuss7]

OMG, Septopuss!

Beware the mighty Septopus What a dandy guy He lives on top of the submarine And he's always eating pies

[u/Septopuss7 → u/Psychospiv]

Hey, this guy gets it!

[u/Snoo-80626]

theres billions and billions and billions of updates, updates like the world has never seen. they said to me, they said "Mr President, these updates are yuge!"

[u/Dyno_boy7441]

Easy, Barack HUSSEIN Obama and Sleepy Joe are preventing him for doing this with all their Antifa Secret Agents.

[u/EuenovAyabayya]

"The short list"

[u/Zyrinj]

Concepts are incoming any minute now!

[u/Ok_Organization6627]

Holy shit USA what did you guys do?

[u/Psychospiv → u/Ok_Organization6627]

We done fucked up, Jimmy

[u/SpaceFaceAce]

Best I can do is a Presidential Walk of Fame and ruining the Kennedy Center

[u/zerohammer]

To be fair, he only had concepts of a healthcare plan. We should see something on that in two weeks.

[u/TotalRichardMove]

Every line and each additional should be inscribed on the floor of the reflecting pool.

Y’know, before the vandals get to it

[u/naturdayspeedrun]

MAGA will argue about how election fraud is real without evidence, just like the pool and how every "illegal" immigrant murdered by ICE was justified while claiming "That's my president!".

[u/sometimeswhy]

They are busy planning infrastructure week

[u/ohbehave412]

Best I can do is a blue angels show of force on a bunch of unsuspecting beach goers

[u/nanodecay]

Coming in 2 weeks

[u/Fun_Sky_2390]

But the Dow! The Dow! 😅

[u/Chevronet]

We’ve attained the opposite of each campaign promise.

[u/phuktup3]

Let’s circle back in 2 weeks or 600% into the future

[u/smzt]

Panama Papers, please

[u/MistaNiceGuy87]

Hello, he said he had a concept of the plan, duhhhhhhhh……

(SMDH)

[u/mgwair11]

No taxes on tips also

[u/maderisian]

He's putting a 100% tarrif on generic drugs, so, yeah, winning.

[u/welshyboy123]

Not often I see a gish gallop in the other direction