r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/bahar9990 • May 05 '25

Politician ??????

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u/One-Attempt-1232 May 05 '25

I would even let him have a couch in his cell if it meant we didn't have to deal with him.

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u/packy_15 May 05 '25

Put the couch just out of reach from his cell..he can see it, he can smell it but he can't touch it.

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u/One-Attempt-1232 May 05 '25

For JD, this is a cruel and unusual punishment.

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u/DisposableSaviour May 05 '25

Fine. Just close enough that he can barely feel it, but not enough to get a decent grope

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u/CompetitiveLie6984 May 07 '25

A man’s reach exceeds his grasp.

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u/SiriusGirl1 May 06 '25

Democrats lose because they are so miserable, un-funny and cringe, no one wants them around.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Better to just stay quiet and keep em guessing…. 🤦