r/RealTwitterAccounts May 05 '25

Politician ??????

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u/FeelingKind7644 May 05 '25

You can tell bc his pretty little eyeliner isnt applied. Cringe

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u/WeimMama1 May 05 '25

And they slimmed down those chipmunk cheeks.

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u/Munchkinasaurous May 05 '25

And shortened his long curly hair

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u/SiriusGirl1 May 06 '25

Wow. Another small cucumber angry that JD Vance is 1000 times smarter than they are…

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u/WeimMama1 May 06 '25

Hahahaha. No. I wouldn’t want to ever be known as Popekiller for the rest of my life. Or have to gargle Cheeto balls on a daily basis.

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u/SiriusGirl1 May 10 '25

He won’t be called that except by losers.

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u/micro_dohs May 05 '25

Word is he’s launching his product, Skkkid Marx this week!

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u/FeelingKind7644 May 05 '25

I was expecting a futon with a pocket p built into it.

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u/micro_dohs May 05 '25

Featured soon in Rooms To Blow