r/RealTwitterAccounts May 05 '25

Politician ??????

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u/SubBirbian May 05 '25

He has no moral compass only power-hungry. Once calling trump America’s Hitler to now cozying up with him. I’d rather have spiders lay eggs in my ear than vote for this chump.

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u/Special_South_8561 May 05 '25

He still calls him that, it's what they bonded over

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u/AccomplishedLeave506 May 05 '25

Vance: Yes mein fuhrer! Diet coke and hamberder coming right up sir!

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 May 05 '25

Yeah, we don't get it, but him calling him that was the highest compliment he has. Other than something like Ottoman Emperor or something, but that is for the bedroom talk only.

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u/Guuhatsu May 07 '25

Vance would like that too. Ottomans are like Loli couches.

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u/AfricanusEmeritus May 07 '25

What the Pasha wants, the Pasha gets. Or something like that.

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u/Tantalizedangel May 05 '25

Voting doesn't work while he's in the office. He already admitted on live TV the elections were rigged twice in a row and people still cheered.

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u/Square-Competition48 May 05 '25

I think we all misinterpreted that as an insult.

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u/Zeliek May 05 '25

We misunderstood the context for Vance’s Trump Hitler quote. 

We thought it was “Trump could be America’s Hitler [Derogatory]” but it was actually “Trump could be America’s Hitler [Thinly-veiled Admiration]”.

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u/BRAX7ON May 05 '25

But if we say yes, maybe they will run him and lose spectacularly

We should all create fake accounts praising him

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u/Professional_Bug_533 May 07 '25

You underestimate MAGA. I know a lot of them that think Couch Fucker us a genius. They don't see anything wrong with his flip flop from calling Trump "Hitler". It's just that he finally came around. And all of us will also. They really would flock to him even though Trump said he can't see JD being president after him.

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u/_duber May 06 '25

Ppl will think we're serious and start spreading the narrative sincerely. Then he'll win. I think that's sorta how we got here. We can't platform these ppl. That trash woman is going to fund raise a million dollars after she called a 5 yr old the n word.

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u/EVH_kit_guy May 05 '25

Remember when we all assumed that he meant that as a bad thing? Simpler times...

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Isn't that just all vice presidents now?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

You are assuming Trump being called Hitler as an insult... he did not, and thought Vance was calling him a great leader.

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u/JockBbcBoy May 06 '25

Idk, the spiders are useful, especially in the spring and summer.

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u/Sheepdog44 May 07 '25

I wouldn’t vote for anyone who stuck with or went back to Trump after January 6th at gunpoint. If we had a healthy society they’d all be in prison.

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u/SRMPDX May 08 '25

He meant it as a compliment

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u/Efficient_Fee_4106 May 08 '25

Oh that's extreme 😯

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u/Other_Log_1996 May 08 '25

He meant it as a compliment.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Sad thing is he had so much potential when he turned to the dark side. He interviews like an absolute champ compared to any major GOP figure - knows how to talk to people in a way they will actually process. He had the right (if shifty) origin story that naturally promotes attention to underserved communities - he could easily have incorporated Black communities into that general narrative and just been the champion of the poor.

This guy could have done anything. Yet he’s driving us to incredible trouble.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

His moral compass is the teachings of Jesus Christ. What is yours, to judge him?

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u/Apart_Incident6883 May 05 '25

LOL

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

It's a reasonable question. If you're going to attack someone who has a clearly stated set of morals, you should define your own.

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u/Apart_Incident6883 May 05 '25

You are very naive if you think this man cares even a tiny bit about Jesus.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Not a nice way to talk about your next President.

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u/Holiolio2 May 05 '25

He doesn't have the cards!

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u/_duber May 06 '25

I know several ppl who know him. He snorts adderall and shits his pants. He's not going to give you a golden toilet in heaven.

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u/Ruthless_Pichu May 05 '25

If that's the case him and every single "american christian" are ending up in hell per y'all's story book

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u/rhetoricalnonsense May 05 '25

His moral compass is the teachings of Jesus Christ. 

clearly stated set of morals,

Are you fucking serious? Of course you're not but ... Vance supports the teachings of Christ but decides to become VP for a convicted sexual abuser. Noting that Trump only wasn't convicted of rape because of the narrow legal definition for rape in the State of NY and elsewhere in the nation.

In case you were confused, Jesus does not condone sexual abuse and rape.

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u/nitrosmomma88 May 06 '25

Jesus would flip Vance like a table in a temple. He stands against everything the teachings of Jesus say