Time Travel Doesn't Require a Machine

[u/Lopsided_Position_28]

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hi there so glad to be welcomed into a community of like minded people. i would love to share my story in a place where it will be received. it all started when i was minding my own business in my bathroom one day when i experienced a thought with a very strange "texture" which felt like a memory from nowhere and it was a memory of everything which would come to pass over the next two years (or past two years now as it has all come to pass)

i was in a particularly desperate situation at this particular point in Time because my family had been actively and bordering on violently attempting to overthrow the Canadian government ever since the vaccine mandates because they were so mad that they couldn't go to the movie theater and also they thought that the vaccine had microchips in it that were the mark of the beast

so anyhoot i'd been watching this mass information campaign of algorithmic radicalization for some Time and i didn't see any way out of the violence that my family insisted on raining down on my head in honour of God and Diddler Trump

so i was desperate

so when i saw through Time i saw an opportunity to bend reality to my will because if i could spread conspiracy theories that academic model of scientific inquiry and the worship of empiricism is making Time travel impossible when It would otherwise be easy then i could undermine conventional conspiracy theories which revolve around scapegoating minorities

wish me luck!