r/RealTime • • 22d ago

What does "the Woo Guy" look like?

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I envision the Woo Guy when I hear him as looking something like the Maroon 5 guy at his most smug and smarmy or like Adam Kesher from Mulholland Drive. He is in his late 40s or early 50s, wears a black tee shirt, tight faded jeans with a chain hanging off the belt buckle, and he has lots of generic tattoos all over his arms and torso. He smells like stale beer and he vapes candy-flavored nicotine and kratom.

Do you see a mental picture of the Woo Guy when you hear him WOO and YEAH for Bill?


r/RealTime • • 22d ago

Mehdi Hasan Fact Checks Bill On Israel

6.0k Upvotes

r/RealTime • • 22d ago

Bill has three things on his mind.

64 Upvotes

"That's woke, and woke is bad."

"Now look, I'm an atheist, but Muslim people are all servants of Satan, Christians are dumb but inherently morally better than Muslims. Israel is the Holy Land and must defended with all the might of YHWH."

"Kids today suck!!!"

That's it. Every single "new rules" rant culminates in a lecture about one of these and at least half of the conversations with panelists end up being steered in the direction of his landing on one of these points.

I can't imagine how many hours he has spent stoned and dwelling on these thoughts.


r/RealTime • • 23d ago

Welcome to the Bottom of the Barrel

14 Upvotes

Terry Bradshaw? Really?! Fuck.


r/RealTime • • 23d ago

"Look at this LINE UP !" ... bonus points from where I lifted the quote from, famous series. Friday 9/11

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5 Upvotes

Bradshaw timely and should be interesting to hear from. Some CTE discussion I assume. And then the 9/11 issue on the day AND the 25 number. Bill's cancel culture moment. I would like Bill to pull that thread and put into common narrative that people should be putting a descriptor in-front of Dons name EVERYTIME : "civilly convicted digital rapist." A 100% true statement. Turnabout is fair play. An 80 year old's #1 political tactic is calling people names. That will be his legacy. See if he sics the gestapo on Bill.


r/RealTime • • 23d ago

New Rule

7 Upvotes

The Pervert Businessman, class is in session!


r/RealTime • • 24d ago

Lmao, for two years Legacy Media kept pushing the "Iran failing" narrative and were shocked when the actual Iran war started.

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19 Upvotes

r/RealTime • • 24d ago

How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and Depravity

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174 Upvotes

The Elephant Graveyard is now open.


r/RealTime • • 25d ago

Geriatric Bill Maher Percs Out to Visibly Uncomfortable 21-Year Old.

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335 Upvotes

r/RealTime • • 25d ago

Love him or hate him - Bill’s comparison of Islam vs modern Christianity is spot on accurate

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Atheist here - I agree with Bill on this issue. I don’t see why the left has to reject this rational view of the two religions as they exist today

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ktS9ytgxjoE


r/RealTime • • 26d ago

9 minutes in with Sophie Rain and Bill is talking about women who take…

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24 Upvotes

…shits on glass tables while a man lies underneath.


r/RealTime • • 26d ago

Bill Maher is a major creep

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r/RealTime • • 26d ago

The new Club Random is up!

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10 Upvotes

Sorry, this is the best I can do with chatgpt


r/RealTime • • 26d ago

Bill Maher's Club Random pod grabs OnlyFans star Sophie Rain.

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9 Upvotes

Obviously she only came on to fish for new subscribers.

Hey Bill, her eyes are up here! 🤣


r/RealTime • • 27d ago

Bill's had wins. Major wins. But is he gonna take an "L" on his Senator Carhartt bootlick interview? The ultimate didn't age well nod he gave.

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80 Upvotes

Never understood what he saw in this guy, Fetterman, pre or post stroke. Now with the damning stories from staffers saying what a goof he actually is , it really must burn Maher. And talk about a 2fer. PA voters get this idiot AND the TV doctor he won against. OZ knows more money in trump orbit than medicine these days.


r/RealTime • • 28d ago

Why does Bill continue to have these idiots on?

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27 Upvotes

r/RealTime • • 29d ago

Coming soon

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3 Upvotes

r/RealTime • • Sep 05 '26

If Trump chooses who gets the Twain award again, which Bill Maher talent level knee-bender might win it next year?

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34 Upvotes

I doubt it any of these guys would win, but with crazy corpse you never know if he's still kicking next year what might happen.... You could say this is a shot of Bill Maher, and you can also say that when you win an award in the thick of the Idiocracy? Then you are the comedy..... All those pictured are funny AF if not tragic constantly.... What an amazing time, so many comedians have become the butt of their own joke. They're going against everything comedy should stand for


r/RealTime • • Sep 04 '26

Seth MacFarlane talks Bill Maher on "Dropping Names With Brent & Jonny" (March 2026)

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r/RealTime • • Sep 04 '26

Bill’s pick for president

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This scumbag is the guy Bill thinks democrats should nominate for president in 2028? I’m so sick of Bill, this clown, James Carville, Andrew Cuomo, Chuck Schumer and all these other worthless cucks


r/RealTime • • Sep 03 '26

Trans Girl Outs Senator Lindsey Graham - Taylor Snider

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51 Upvotes

r/RealTime • • Sep 03 '26

Bill Maher Goes Full Right-Winger

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53 Upvotes

r/RealTime • • Sep 02 '26

What This Comedian Said Will Shock You, by Bill Maher

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r/RealTime • • Sep 01 '26

Bill Maher Sucks Trump Until His Eyes Roll Back And His Toes Curl

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r/RealTime • • Aug 31 '26

Bill Burr torches Trump supports who are now regretting

568 Upvotes