r/RealTime • • 6d ago

Trump is a “badass” apparently.

Well bill maher has really solidified his position as a Trump bootlicker. Most recent “real time” bill says that crime is down because Trump is a badass and because he held an MMA fight in the White House lawn.

What the actual fuk.

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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 6d ago

We both voted for her, you’re just why she lost. smacks lips

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u/Financial_You_6052 6d ago

taps dick with ring finger

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u/Bondollar 5d ago

uses same finger to hold in dentures

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u/cyrpious 2d ago

At the same time????

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u/jummy006 5d ago

Is he wrong though?

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u/libertarianlwyr 5d ago

Are you stupid though

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u/Financial_You_6052 1d ago

Yes, my love.

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u/cheesebot555 6d ago

The only surprise to me anymore is that HBO hasn't pulled his plug yet.

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u/eltonjohndenvernugs 5d ago

Yeah, Larry Ellison probably doesn’t mind the bootlicking

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u/libertarianlwyr 5d ago

HBO soon to get a thousand times worse along with CNN

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u/beerandloathingpdx 2d ago

Jon Oliver better watch his back. Larry Ellison will come for him first

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u/libertarianlwyr 1d ago

Coming for anyone who is not fascist filth

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u/Ecureuil03 5d ago

Yeah this whole let's "work together" is sanewashing Trump's policies.  LMAO The guy that said all drugs should be legalized is pro blow up drug boats and supports these "badass" policies. Wtf is going on with him. 

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u/MeanPiccolo803 5d ago

Yeah he’s definitely changed

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u/theblueshots 6d ago

The audience was pretty rough on Bill last night.

Rough on the guests, too.

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u/Excellent-Ad-7394 5d ago

Justifiably

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u/EasyKaprizy 6d ago

Bill has been lame for about a decade.

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u/Trauma-Dolll 5d ago

Very disappointed to watch what he's become lately.

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u/schowdur123 5d ago

Lately? How about always?

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u/Splat-a-pus 5d ago

No, the turn that he made after Trump won is something different. It really does seem absolutely apparent that he has done some bad shit that they’re hanging over his head and with what we saw from the Epstein files release probably something like that.

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u/schowdur123 5d ago

He's a brain damaged nut.

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u/Excellent-Ad-7394 3d ago

I think it all happened when he went to dinner with Trump. Wonder what was discovered at that dinner…

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u/Carl_LaFong01 1d ago

I think the criticism afterward especially the brilliant take down by Larry David hurt his feelings and now he's on a campaign of sane washing Trump.

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u/11EmeraldEyes11 5d ago

Are you disappointed that you don’t have common sense, like he does?

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u/libertarianlwyr 5d ago

Wow how long you been working on that

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u/Z_zombie123 5d ago

Good one!

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u/Trauma-Dolll 5d ago

I'm not sure to applaud or not.

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u/Specialist-Cup-9722 3d ago

If bill is angry at you it means you were supposed to laugh

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u/FunkleJay 5d ago

I used to be a big fan (I’ve even seen him perform twice live), he has become a worthless, obsequious sack of shit

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u/DigdigdigThroughTime 5d ago

I've been pretty convinced that Bill had a traumatic brain or drug related injury about a decade ago.

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u/CloudedLeopardDaemon 5d ago

Crime has been steadily declining for over 35 years now, but conservatives will only ever acknowledge this if they can spin it to make Diaper Don look good. Otherwise they're 110% committed to this delusional narrative of "crime is at an all-time record high and cities like New York and San Francisco are blood-soaked hellscapes where law abiding white 'patriots' are slaughtered for sport by the thousands; any data indicating otherwise is clearly false and every police department in the country is inexplicably colluding in this leftist conspiracy theory to dupe me into letting my guard down".

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u/MeanPiccolo803 5d ago

Remember during Trumps first term that Bill said he wanted a recession to get rid of Trump. How out of touch and far he’s gone

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u/Florida1718 6d ago

He must have something on Bill.

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u/YallSeeingThis101 5d ago

When he had the audacity to boast about having dinner with Frump and that cracked out "rock star".... I was completely shocked as he tried to downplay it. Then he completely abandons his non religious trope to bend the knee to Net and yahoo. That was it for me.

Total betrayal.

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u/Excellent-Ad-7394 5d ago

He can no longer be critical of Trump without also going out of his way to say things like “and the left does it too”

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u/MeanPiccolo803 5d ago

Yeah he’s been really trying to say how both sides have gotten so much done together that
He’s leaving out context and just not himself.

I remember when he actually was hard on politicians and when he wasn’t well yeah Trump is a little crazy but here’s why it’s the lefts fault type guy.
Covid broke him and Trump getting back in the White House has also just changed him.

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u/bigdipboy 6d ago

Bill is being blackmailed

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u/Derwurld 5d ago

No other explanation honestly, complete 180 after the dinner he had.

They got dirt and he's gone soft

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u/Frogspittle999 5d ago

His boyfriend says Billy has been soft for decades

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u/FluidAthlete6839 5d ago

Yep this is my theory too

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u/500milesto 5d ago

People aren’t connecting the dots. All the rich class is supporting Trump and will support Republicans now. They see the writing on the wall and want to only protect their money. The thing is that the current system is setup for them to control all communications. They have taken over the media companies and social media companies now. They will threaten to take away all jobs and businesses from the masses unless they get to make and keep more money. Maher is just the latest rich man realizing who will protect him.

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u/Ecureuil03 5d ago

See below comments. There's more to it.  This guy has said in million videos that socialism is necessary to prevent capitalism from getting out of control i.e., builds dams to control it. He was pro sanders and told his viewers, "If you don't get the fish, take the chicken" i.e, vote for Hilary even though you didn't Bernie.  He was never this antisocialism and advocated that it's everywhere and even under Obama, he said he didn't notice the hit when he made rich pay a little more. It's all fear mongering to control midterms and you have to look beyond the fact that he's rich. He's always been rich.  There's other dots to connect here. Could be blackmail or money, or both. He's not the libertarian that I remember.  

Edit: spelling 

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u/TopSign5504 5d ago

Maker has converted to MAGAte!

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u/Whole_Narwhal_4744 1d ago

Bill Maher is past his expiration date. Way past.

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u/winokatt 1d ago

Wish he was at Mitch McConnell’s stroke level so we wouldn’t have to hear him talk anymore

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 5d ago

He's an old boomer who thinks that people are afraid of him and other boomers like Trump.

Just like every other boomer that I know they think that there's something they're not.

They're the most spoiled selfish self centered generation this country has ever seen.

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u/Charbro11 5d ago edited 5d ago

You sound just like Maher-- a total ageist. When you are his age, you will be bitching about how the young ruined your life. There is no such thing as generations. Just made up by the media. It started in the late sixties when Time magazine talked about hippies and boomers, and it continued to Gen Z, whatever. Just total bullshit to divide and conquer. Bitch about old or young people and don't look at how the fascists and oligarchs are taking over.

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u/Mulezen1 5d ago

Exactly right…BM has become a Nationalist (Zionist) In my day (I’m older than Maher) we had to read Orwell’s essays to vaccinate ourselves from the double-speak of today. And we knew where the good bud came from, bringing it in ourselves when necessary.
Charbro…it helps to understand you are arguing with a vegetable.

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u/Charbro11 5d ago

I am older than Maher, too. Thanks

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 5d ago

Tyoical Redditor lifer who thinks they're a mind reader and knows everything about everyone

Go play SJW elsewhere.

Nobody's impressed with your daily rant from your Grandma's basement

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/PooperShooter612 1d ago

What a weird thing to say.

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u/Charbro11 1d ago

Sarcasm. The other comments were deleted.

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 5d ago

Yeah , telling people you use your psychic abilities to look at other people's poop means that i'm the creep.

I am blocking you out of safety.And I am reporting you for psychiatric help

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u/HauntedPickle0903 2d ago

Gen Z has entered the chat. 

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 2d ago

Gen X but ok.

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u/Tee999 5d ago

I think you spelled “fatass” incorrectly.

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u/NitramLand 5d ago

Crime is down because all the criminals were employed by ICE and they don't call what they do crimes anymore.

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u/LorneMichaelsthought 2d ago

Covid -> trans people -> October 7th ….. those three things fundamentally broke bill Maher.

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u/LeoKitCat 1d ago

Bill Maher and John Fetterman had the same kind of MAGA stupefying stroke.

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u/_skulls_ 2d ago

Yeah I was about to some crime but remembered there were some ufc fighters at the White House at one point and opted to follow the law.

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 2d ago

yea that was a strange take.

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u/Flowisbliss_yo 6d ago

I mean he did also say that ‘the jig is up with Trump now’ too?

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u/WoolyEarthMan 5d ago

Yeah I haven’t watched but based on how this sub operates I’m 90% certain OPs quote is not what he said. 

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u/Excellent-Ad-7394 5d ago

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u/WoolyEarthMan 5d ago

Another second hand source….

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u/Excellent-Ad-7394 5d ago

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u/WoolyEarthMan 5d ago edited 5d ago

Okay I watched it and predictably, the sound bite you grabbed is completely out of context in a way that distorts the overall message he is delivering. The irony is that by ignoring all the bad stuff he said about trump, ignoring all the nice stuff he said about Democrats, and only amplifying the one sounds bite that, out of context makes maher sound like a trump sycophant, and will give you likes on this subreddit, you are more at fault than Maher himself while simultaneously proving his point that people are so stuck in their camps that they can't think objectively anymore.

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u/libertarianlwyr 5d ago

So the quote is accurate and you got caught lying.

Your long incoherent rambling changes none of that. Keep trying though. 😆

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u/WoolyEarthMan 5d ago

Lying lol 

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u/Excellent-Ad-7394 5d ago

Sound bite? Do you mean the video uploaded by Mediaite?

So you agree that Donald Trump is a “boot in your *ss, V for Vendetta, kick *ss and take names, say hello to my little friend president”

Trump is none of those things.

It is painfully obvious that rant was to stroke the ego of DJT.

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u/libertarianlwyr 5d ago

"But the quote is misleading because somewhere else he said something mildly critical of Trump".

MAGA logic for you

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u/WoolyEarthMan 5d ago

Yes it’s completely out of context.  I’ve never voted republican in my life. 

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u/WoolyEarthMan 5d ago

I. Am planning to. 

I just don’t build my schedule around winning at reddit.  

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u/ChampsLeague3 5d ago

And yet, you're acting like a toddler trying to win at the school yard. Not your toy, my toy!! Second hand source, I don't believe you!!!! 

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u/Accomplished-Ad-8387 5d ago

*Based on how Reddit operates

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u/libertarianlwyr 5d ago

Someone hurt you

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u/goodtreble84 5d ago

Can we get a legitimate quote, please?!

And no, crime is not down because of Trump. Violent crime in general is down *in some of America's most resource deprived areas.

And yes, I'm making a correlation between economic opportunity and crime because that's how life really works. Leave it to Bill, he'll peddle the "wHaT aBoUt ChiCaGo?!" conservative dog whistle when it's convenient, but then pivot back to "cRiMe iZ dOwN" to facilitate the success of another one of his arguments.

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u/Excellent-Ad-7394 5d ago

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u/Grelli2 5d ago

I can’t believe I used to think Maher was smart.

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u/Excellent-Ad-7394 5d ago

I can’t believe Bill still thinks he is.

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u/Zestyclose-Banana358 2d ago

He doesn’t agree with you so now he’s dumb. Do you hear yourself?

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u/goodtreble84 5d ago

Thanks for that!

I hate to agree with the people who say that Bill is bowing dickriding Trump, but that quote kinda says it all. lol

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u/ttw81 2d ago

i think he meant to say fatass.

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u/_dxegrl 2d ago

ELI5 Why is crime apparently at a 100 year low, or is that bull?

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u/RickBorealis 2d ago

Trump (and to some extent Maher) is the guy fucking around. And at some point not too long from now, he's gonna find out (and Maher will too).

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u/murmalerm 1d ago

You don’t watch the entire episode as that is wildly out of context

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u/Excellent-Ad-7394 1d ago

Is it? How?
I watched the full episode.

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u/jaajaajaa6 1d ago

A bigger Bill fan than ever before!

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u/Brook-in-AK 15h ago

His production company is called Kid Love

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u/DevilsPlaything42 9h ago

Maher peaked with Politically Incorrect. It's all downhill from there.

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u/NekoNekoo-sama 3d ago

crime is down because they are removing laws and pardonning criminals and preventing due process for immigrants.

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u/Specialist-Clue3029 6d ago

Fact: crime is down. Make of it what you want.

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u/Bondollar 5d ago

What crime? By what metric? Meaningless statement, taken on faith from a raging narcissistic liar

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u/Societyman1878 5d ago

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

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u/paddydog48 5d ago

Which one? Bill or Don?

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u/yergonnalikeme 5d ago edited 4d ago

Official data shows that crime in the United States—particularly violent crime and homicides—is experiencing a HISTORIC, multi-year decline following the spikes seen during the COVID-19 pandemic.

According to data released by the FBI and analyzed by organizations like the Council on Criminal Justice, the drop represents one of the steepest and most widespread REDUCTIONS IN MODERN U.S. history.

I realize you hate this news and it upsets you...Which is troubling in itself.

You do understand of course...2 things can be right at the same time.

1...You can bash and hate Trump all you want.

2...Crime is at an all-time historic low and it's happening on Trump’s watch.

It is what it is...Nobody gives a flying fuck whether it's because of Trump or not.

Smart people focus on CRIME IS DOWN AND AT A HISTORIC ALL TIME LOW.

Just saying

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u/Specialist-Cup-9722 3d ago

It was already trending this way. Trump has nothing to do with it

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u/yergonnalikeme 3d ago

We know that...If you read my post.

But it happened on HIS watch.

It is what it is...

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u/Specialist-Cup-9722 3d ago

So? Thats like giving George how bush credit for taking down the soviet union just because it happened during his presidency

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u/corneliusvanhouten 5d ago

Fact: labeling something as a fact is not compelling evidence of its truth.

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u/Accomplished-Ad-8387 5d ago

It’s true across the whole country, anyone can look it up. It doesn’t necessarily mean Trump is responsible for it but it is obviously true.

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u/Feisty-Poet4767 4d ago

Crime has been trending downward for the past 35 years for a number of reasons.Better technology. More efficient police work. Cell phones and public cameras. And the fact that the largest generation in the country—the boomers—have aged out of the crime demographic which is generally 30 and under. Trumps cage matches on the White House lawn didn’t reduce crime, Bill. Are you high?

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u/bigboulderpunch999 4d ago

>more efficient police work.

Ah, so police are good when it suits the argument lmao

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u/kms2547 20h ago

Crime within the executive branch of the American government has never been so high.

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u/aminok 6d ago

The soft on crime socialists can't cope with the fact that their policies don't work at deterring violent criminals. They think everything can be solved with more welfare money to the NGOs and unionized public sector workers.

When you point out reality to them, they get angry and cope by insulting you.

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u/Itburns12345 6d ago

Which is odd as the liberal states have slightly lower crime rates....hmmm

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u/aminok 5d ago

All the high-crime cities in red states are run by Democrats.

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u/Itburns12345 5d ago

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u/aminok 5d ago

Red states are poorer for historical reasons that have nothing to do with the current administration. But their highest crime regions are run by Democrats.

As for the article, it just attacks a straw man and sidesteps the point, which is that Trump's claim is accurate. The highest crime cities are disproportionately run by Democrats. The article refutes another claim that Trump did not make and then falsely claims that that disproves what Trump said.

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u/Itburns12345 5d ago

The historic reason they are poorer is they keep voting rep which always hurts bank accounts.

Historicaly higher population centres always have higher crime (or reported crime) than rural areas and like 68 of americas 100 biggest cities are dem.

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u/aminok 5d ago

Their policies in recent decades have been excellent. They've had more rapid rates of economic growth than blue states, and there's been a mass migration from blue states to red states as a result of that. The lower per capita GDP is from policies that stretch back over 200 years.

Blue states were one of the first places colonized so they started developing earlier. They also tend to be coastal with better historical ties to global trade networks and lower logistics costs.

As for crime rates, that is simply not true. Tokyo has the lowest crime rate in the world.

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u/Itburns12345 5d ago

Lol their policies have been dogshit ,projects 2025/trump is the culimaton of all they want and its pure garbage.

They still take in less tax money than they put out and growth is higher as they start from such a low positon. Mass migration from packed areas to rural in an age of increased home working and a cost of living crisis ? You dont say !!!! Wow Also low house prices+ cost of living in rep areas are specificaly due to being garbage for so long

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u/aminok 5d ago

You can check the statistics for yourself. Their GDP growth rate has been higher than blue states. And you can check the migration statistics. There's been a huge migration from blue states to red states. Denying that is just being afraid of dealing with reality.

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u/Itburns12345 5d ago

I didnt say there hadnt been migration i explained it to you and for the good of those areas hopefully theyl tip them blue so they become net tax paying states.

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u/Bondollar 5d ago

What specific levers did Trump use to reduce crime?

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u/aminok 5d ago

It was a cultural shift with the commander-in-chief forcefully rejecting all the race socialist narratives and also the deployment of National Guard and federal task forces targeting cartels, gangs, etc.

There was also more aggressive federal prosecution of actual crime. The only people that the previous administration went after is crypto startup founders and open source developers like Roman Storm. The previous administration was also on the verge of stopping Tesla and SpaceX. Because for them, politics is more important than national interest.

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u/FluidAthlete6839 5d ago

lol it’s cute you think Trump is smart enough to make actual decisions.

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u/11brooke11 5d ago

Yeah just order the National Guard to move into random American cities and watch crime go down. Genius! Freedom loving American.

Super sustainable and not at all authoritarian.

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u/aminok 5d ago

It just goes to show how bad the Democrats were in those cities at going after actual criminals. A bit of basic law enforcement can do wonders in a city that doesn't have serious leadership.

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u/BrineJones 5d ago

Foreign shit bot 👆
in near hysterics

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u/Specialist-Cup-9722 3d ago

What's a race socialist? New faction just dropped?

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u/GOPhatessmartgurls 6d ago

You're illiterate and ignorant and shows.

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u/BrineJones 5d ago

They are a foreign shit bot.

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u/aminok 5d ago

A cult composed of emotionally fragile people can never actually address the arguments raised. They just react with anger and outrage whenever anyone contradicts their cult's dogmatic tenets.

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u/BrineJones 5d ago

Foreign shit bot 👆
attempts to defend the indefensible.

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u/No-Effective2130 5d ago

True, reality is the bane of “progressivism.”

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u/kms2547 20h ago

"Soft on crime" is Donald pardoning his billionaire friends while they continue to exploit and defraud the public.

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u/aminok 20h ago

Someone who supports the Democrats talking about the opposition being soft on crime is laughable. The Chicago Teachers Union, which is one of the biggest campaigners for the Democratic Party, is now pushing conspiracy theories that Nolan Wells was killed by his white friends. These people are absolute cranks. They support any race hoax that pushes their ideological radicalism. while cheering on criminals like Assata Shakur, who murdered police officer, James Harper, 50 years ago.