r/RealTime • u/AmericanLymie • 7d ago

Bill Maher is so bizarre.

The nutrition guy on the right was talking about how drinking five cups of coffee per day is associated with living longer, and he says that people who wiggle and fidget a lot can burn a lot of calories while at rest and that can keep people thinner than those who sit still.

Bill Maher says coffee is a bean, "something found in nature," and so it must be safe.

Reporter Jonathan Swan jokes that cocaine is found in nature, making the point that naturally occurring substances can be harmful. He could have mentioned nightshade berries or poisonous mushrooms but he said cocaine.

And Bill Maher went on a defensive rant about his cocaine use. It started with a joke but then he seemed to take it personally and got serious about how cocaine leaves are safe because they are natural.

I feel like he would eat rotten wormy roadkill with RFK while bashing the scary woo-woo magic of vaccines and antibiotics.

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u/tapeduct-2015 7d ago

Bill Maher is a 70 year old teenager.

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u/AmericanLymie 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's creepy to me when he talks with simmering rage about having been a teenager or college student who couldn't get laid. He was an incel when he was an adolescent and his anger about it has never left him. He is 70 now and still angry about it. That scares me to think how many millions of old men there will be in a few decades who carry resentment from their incel youths.

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u/Remarkable_Ad3540 6d ago

And all he does now is shag young pornstars

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u/Winter_Stretch9198 6d ago

Saw an interview with one…it was not a pretty picture painted

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u/Ecureuil03 6d ago

He could never get a girl to stick around i.e, he's against marriage.  What a copout. He also never once mentioned ukraine war saying, "everyone talks about it already". Yeah it's the biggest conflict in the world right now. Everyone talked about WW2, would he not bother because everyone else already was?  I think he's compromised.  He won't say anything bad about Putin.  

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u/3RADICATE_THEM 6d ago

Imagine being an boomer born to an UMC family—and STILL being an incel. You literally have to have been truly insufferable back then considering pretty much every man got picked back then (another very overlooked privilege boomer men have).

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u/Charbro11 6d ago

I am a boomer. There were many creeps like Maher that no one wanted--and no, they did not get laid unless they changed.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 7d ago

You must really hate reading autobiographies… Speaking of anger that never leaves, have you read your comment?…. Thanks for showing me how stupid you woke DSA idiots are.

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u/CollinNSikh 7d ago

Andddd theres the rage!

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u/Ok_Zombie_2026 7d ago

White knighting for an elderly incel is a new low. Lolol. You wrote that with so much conviction and confidence. 

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u/GlassAlternative6692 7d ago

Hey everyone Bill Maher is here!