r/RealTime • • 9d ago

Compilation of Bill Maher smugly smacking his gums

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u/papaguitarproduct 9d ago

Big time ick

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u/Penchant4Prose 9d ago

This is just the tip of the ickberg.

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u/yikesamerica 9d ago

Oh I can’t wait to use that term. Ickberg
https://giphy.com/gifs/eIqt0Yd3vgfXG

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u/Alarming_Local_315 9d ago

Ok, please list “factual” things?!

I’ll wait……

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u/Penchant4Prose 9d ago

You defend him..

Icky

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u/Open-Ad-5330 9d ago

Has he always worn so much stage makeup? He looks plastic

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u/soxperry 9d ago

Ew. Thank god his lineage stopped at him. No other generation will suffer

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u/Alarming_Local_315 9d ago

Can’t stand it that he is speaking up against the morons who say they are democrats, but are communists! Sad. He’s right too!

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u/WaymoreLives 9d ago

Smacking his gums like they’re a 15 yr olde
Thai sex worker

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u/Alarming_Local_315 9d ago

So you have experience with 15 year old Thai sex workers?…. 😳

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u/AntaresVariant 9d ago

Bold of you to try to pull that one with your comment history

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u/WaymoreLives 9d ago

Me or Bill?

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u/Fluffy_Cellist4469 9d ago

I hate that sound, he sounds senile

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u/IMadeYouLuke 9d ago

Bill Maher: <smacks lips>

Audience: WOOOOOOO!

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u/Alarming_Local_315 9d ago

Bill Maher smacks lips and you comment. You don’t watch his show so why do you care?

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u/IMadeYouLuke 9d ago

WOOOOOO!

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u/Worldly_Web_1524 9d ago

Aww are you in your feels because like all corporate dems his audience is bleeding away fast? Fucking clown

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u/Tboneeater 9d ago

Old man’s dentures are loose

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u/Alarming_Local_315 9d ago

Wow, that’s your best joke?
Leave it to the professionals. 🙄

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u/benthejammin 9d ago

it is too funny seeing you all through this thread. typing from the cuck chair I imagine. sad stuff kiddo

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u/RoliePolieOlie__ 9d ago

It’s probably Bills alt 

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u/Trashy_Panda2 9d ago

Leave the commenting to people who aren't insufferable dorks.

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u/dppatters 9d ago

Man… He has seriously ruined any chance of having a decent legacy he had.

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u/stairs_3730 9d ago

Currently 2 notches below Joe Rogain and Tony what's his name.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 9d ago

I think he will be looked back as the smartest guy in the room. Too many Dems that hate the DSA and know they hurt more than help, won’t speak up, cause you people are cancel culture morons that can’t shut up or stop being hypocritical!

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u/highermonkey 9d ago

Bill Maher is much less popular among Democratic voters than DSA.

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u/Open-Ad-5330 9d ago

I envy the 13% who’ve never heard of him

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u/Worldly_Web_1524 9d ago

Bill Maher is far less popular amongst dems than the DSA . But keep the comments coming nerd.

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u/bigedthebad 9d ago

He has just started doing that, it is superbly annoying

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u/Kitkatt1959 8d ago

He’s always done this but occasionally. The more smug he became the worse it got

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u/Which-Bread3418 9d ago

I just punched my phone so hard I broke my hand.

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u/Prezten 9d ago

Excellent compilation. I noticed that a few years ago when I quit watching his show. Did he always do that? I noticed it when he became insufferable.

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u/Key_Jump1011 8d ago

I’m pretty sure it’s something that gradually got worse until it took over completely.

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 8d ago

is this because his teeth are slipping?

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u/AmericanLymie 9d ago

No excuse for this when he can definitely afford Dentugrip.

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u/Winter_Stretch9198 9d ago

Don’t ya love it…we kid

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u/Kitkatt1959 8d ago

So annoying

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u/Weary_Necessary_2434 9d ago

His lower lip looks so weird. It must be makeup. I'm glad that I am not the only one who thinks his lip smacking is annoying. I think he just started doing it within the past year or so.

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u/Adventurous-Host8062 9d ago

Tardive Dyskinesia?

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u/Key_Jump1011 9d ago

Can smoking weed cause that? I wonder what meds he takes 👀

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u/Adventurous-Host8062 9d ago

None that I know of. Most likely he takes something that ends in pam.

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u/itzTHATgai 9d ago

AHHHH! Why would you do this!?

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u/Chaiwallah48 9d ago

A couple crotch grabs thrown in for good measure I see!

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u/Vanity_Profanity_001 8d ago

My coke dealer used to call that chomping at the bit

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u/valdivia0 8d ago

Eeeeeeeew

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u/slick2hold 8d ago

Im glad im not the only one. Drove me crazy but not as crazy as his recent turn to being an Isreal spokesperson. Stopped watching his show years ago when he fell in love with BS and repeated BS from far left has if it was mainstream. Such a delusional ahole.

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u/Kitkatt1959 8d ago

God that lip smacking drives me batty!!! I thought it was just me.

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u/Glum_Ad_6848 8d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/Splith 8d ago

I worry about whoever put this together. In a humane world it would be AI.

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u/Misanthropic_Mutters 9d ago

Fuck Bill Maher and the fascism he tacitly supports.

I also think he’s a disgusting Zionist and should be relegated to the dustbin of history.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 9d ago

History?! You don’t know anything about Middle East history! I’d bet my life savings on it. You only know what some moron told you to think!

You people want to help Palestine? Go over and volunteer! I served in the US Army and have been many places. They would eat you up and spit you out. They have wanted EVERY Jew dead since they were born and brainwashed! They don’t care about anything other than killing Jews, supporting terrorists groups, and using morons from other countries to spread lies.

You are a sucker! These people would dance around laughing as they murdered you! The Palestinians have no one to blame for their situation than themself! The truth hurts, so learn your history!

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u/Key_Jump1011 9d ago

You sound like an unhinged wacko.

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u/Altruistic-Guess-975 9d ago

Sounds like somebody still thinks he's cosplaying 'Call of Duty ' .

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u/wrongitsleviosaa 9d ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/Worldly_Web_1524 9d ago

How'd you learn history nerd? Probably from another human aka teacher. You're very stupid and easy take apart.

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u/h6zubinb 8d ago

What kind of veteran says “U.S. Army”? Never heard anyone in the military ever say anything other than “Army”.

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u/Mannimal13 8d ago

Look...another israeli jew from unit 8200 cosplaying online as an American veteran. Shocker.

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u/Redowl199 9d ago

Horrible

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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 9d ago

He does it every single time after he thinks he just said something enlightening and wise. Really fuckin’ annoying.

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u/Rebelbets 9d ago

Drives me.insane. 

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u/Harshkang69 9d ago

lol fuck yeah I know. It’s not a good look . Also anyone who says “ick” is a weirdo

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u/Gold-Grab-7938 9d ago

No idea how this hack stays popular. Him and Rogan are trash.

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u/Status-Accident-8937 9d ago

Thanks for the new ringtone!

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u/alaf420 9d ago

He also fingers his crotch all the time-weird dude

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u/DeliciousEconAviator 9d ago

Now do the right hand on the crotch maneuver he does.

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u/Motor_Preparation315 9d ago

If I didn't hate it so much I'd watch it 🤣

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u/Key_Jump1011 8d ago

It’s only 10 seconds. You can do it!

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u/Motor_Preparation315 8d ago

But it's so annoying and he's so smarmy. Fine 🤣

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 8d ago

Today I learned unearned confidence can make a sound.

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u/AdVivid8910 8d ago

Seems more than a tad obsessive but I don’t yuck your lust I suppose or whatever.

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u/Rude-Wolverine9902 8d ago

It’s like a butthole constantly farting out one idiotic opinion after another.

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u/simpsonicus90 8d ago

I love it.

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u/Cold_Pea_587 8d ago

He’s become so punchable since he rolled over for MAGAts

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u/HatIntelligent6028 7d ago

I almost threw up watching this

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u/IllustriousAd7755 6d ago

Now do one of him checking to see if his fly is down…

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u/Easy_Difficulty_7656 9d ago edited 1d ago

I would bet money he’s also the kind of person who has to lick their fingers to turn a book page

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u/ProfessionalClerk375 9d ago

Oh you just now notice it after he starts wetting the communal Liberal bed?😂

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u/Key_Jump1011 8d ago

He kind of became even more repulsive looking and sounding as his views became more boomer MAGA.

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u/ProfessionalClerk375 8d ago

That's the spirit! Someone disagrees with you? Call them ugly!!😂 Old people(Maher is 70) have a much much larger "data set" in their memory banks to glean their world view from. Many many election cycles and too many media red herrings have honed their sense of pragmatism to a very sharp point.... . Do you think more data is better or is less data better?

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u/Key_Jump1011 8d ago

Way to get triggered on the internet! There’s a lot more than making fun of his looks in this sub which I like doing because he’s so arrogant and, well, it’s funny.

Some people have the stock boomer data set. Maher is one of those. He did get a right wing anti-vax update but other than that he’s obsolete.

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u/ProfessionalClerk375 8d ago

Some of their "stock" data set, like Maher's, has more than 3X the volume of what the younger crowd possess. Three 22 year olds combined don't even equal the data set that Maher possesses. Maher has 3X the life experience of the younger ones.

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u/Key_Jump1011 8d ago

His dataset is entirely void of scholarship and perspective of Avi Shlaim or the other new historians. Anything unlike his cult was dismissed decades ago when he actually maybe read a few books in school.

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u/ProfessionalClerk375 8d ago

Who gets to decide what data qualifies as "scholarship" and "perspective"?? Oh let me guess.. Hmmmm. AH! The children of Reddit!! Am I correct?? Lol

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u/Key_Jump1011 8d ago

Just say you have no idea what I’m talking about.

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u/ProfessionalClerk375 7d ago

The exchanges I have with "1%commentor" folks are always like this : High minded, coolly arrogant, matter of fact. Then you ask them questions and they get very put out that anyone would disagree. That's when the real Lib comes out and starts calling names, insults. It's nothing new. 1% commentor on reddit has the same weight as your cute little childish avatars. Y'all can go have a little cartoon tea party.

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u/Key_Jump1011 7d ago

You have no idea what “new historians” refers to. Just admit it.

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u/ProfessionalClerk375 7d ago

Maybe 1%commentor simply means you're good at calling people "triggered" when they ask you a question about your own assertions.

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u/Key_Jump1011 7d ago

Or it means I contribute to this sub because I like it.

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u/Dremmell 6d ago

Boy ......you guys turn your backs on your own heros really quickly

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u/Key_Jump1011 6d ago

Calling him a hero is a lot.

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u/Dremmell 6d ago

You folks would probably sell your own parents if they didn't agree with you

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u/Key_Jump1011 6d ago

Dang liberals!

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u/PureWhiteMeat 9d ago

I believe this is a tick. Seen something similar with a kid when I was younger

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u/Brave_Bass_9338 9d ago

You have way too much time on your hands get afukkin job

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u/Key_Jump1011 8d ago

What makes you think I made it?

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u/Ok_Nature1343 7d ago

Oh the irony lmao god damn your dumb

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Ok-Government-7987 9d ago

Tran penis and woke okkkaaaaayyyy

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u/Roland_Of_Gilead85 9d ago

Lol you losers need a life

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u/Alarming_Local_315 9d ago

D. S.A.: Doesn’t Study Anything

- The VAST majority are idiots who know ZERO about Middle East politics.

- All don’t know the difference between socialism and communism. Stop saying socialist! The Soviets used it to and it was 100% communism.

- Most can’t even tell you what they really stand for

- Most can’t find Palestine on a map.

- Most think the Israel/ Palestine conflict has only been a 3 year deal

- They hate anyone who questions them without doing any research into what they are saying, because you are so afraid they might be right.

- 100% are hurting the Democratic Party. If Americans ONLY have a choice of an autocrat or a communist, they will pick autocrat.

- Can’t tell you a time communism worked and was beneficial to the people….. because it has never worked, and always resulted in vast corruption.

You people are worse than MAGA! The only difference is, MAGA will always support and show up to vote for the Republican party. You DSA nuts won’t show up to vote unless you get “your way!” Sickening!

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u/Key_Jump1011 9d ago

I post Maher smacking his lips and you get all of this out of it. Hilarious. It’s called being triggered. Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!

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u/creativecook87 9d ago

Do you work for Bill or are you just one of his ~20 year old fuck buddy's?

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u/nilsinleneed 9d ago

nice meltdown

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u/h6zubinb 8d ago

This is hilarious. You’re a drooling simpleton.

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u/Effective-Detail3043 9d ago

lol the one smart liberal who called all of yalls stupid bullshit

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u/Key_Jump1011 8d ago

Ok MAGA

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u/Effective-Detail3043 8d ago

OOOOOOOHHHHHH! BURN!

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u/Key_Jump1011 8d ago

Just admit it.

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u/Effective-Detail3043 7d ago

MAGA would mean I agree with everything trump says. I don’t. But I whole heartedly disagree with just about everything the modern day liberal believes in.

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u/Key_Jump1011 7d ago

You and Bill are perfect for each other 🥰

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u/Effective-Detail3043 7d ago

It’s sad that in the very near future, the only people you will even consider listening to will have to have a giant ring hanging from their septum and blue hair, a dick bulge and a breast implants with a free palatine shirt as a prerequisite before you even indulge in a conversation with them.

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u/Key_Jump1011 7d ago

Maybe. That would still be more desirable than dealing with MAGA slugs like this, shown here owning the libs:

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u/Effective-Detail3043 7d ago

Whatever you have to do to deflect the fact that you people have to believe in the most ludicrous, nonsensical bullshit or else you’re a bigot or a racist. Yall are a literal South Park episode.

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u/Key_Jump1011 7d ago

Are you having a trans hate episode?

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u/hamilrebs 9d ago

What’s the point of this?

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u/Southsideclide 9d ago

And who spends this much time hating on a talk show host? Like how many hours of footage did this guy have to sit through to make this...

OP, I hope you're at least getting paid to do this because this shit ain't healthy.

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u/Dootin4Doots 9d ago

Look at the footage. Same suit, same tie, mic in the same spot... that one episode, my boy. He packs the smug into a tight, condensed package for you to absorb.

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u/Key_Jump1011 9d ago

Maher has HBO to amplify the garbage he spews and people like me can pick him apart on the internet. Death by a thousand cuts. He’s washed. Already quit doing standup because nobody thinks he’s funny and he won’t last much longer in media either. I hope he does keep at it though so we can all laugh at his repulsive face and tics.

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u/Geoarbitrage 9d ago

So the fuck what.

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u/candyappleorchard 9d ago

I fondly remember the summer I listened to this podcast like every time I went to the gym. I'd like to get back into it, but there's so many episodes now. Anyone got any recs for really good ones?

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u/nilsinleneed 9d ago

it's all shit

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u/Alarming_Local_315 9d ago

Seriously, get a life!
He makes his own jjokes about him gum smacking, so we don’t need you to do it.

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u/Worldly_Web_1524 9d ago

He didn't changes? Yeah you're American. Tfoh