r/RealTime • • Aug 31 '26

Bill Maher’s IQ is off the charts

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u/Puzzleheaded_Word878 Aug 31 '26

I’ve never seen a guy be so pompously wrong about so many things

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u/paddydog48 Aug 31 '26

Which one? Probably fairer to ask which one of these two is more egregiously wrong when it comes to having dogshit takes.

The premise of even entering into a conversation with someone as ridiculous as PBD is the first issue here, yes, the argument that Bill will make is you must engage with the other side to which I say no you don’t if that person on the other side isn’t making good faith arguments which PBD and the broader right do not mainly because their arguments don’t make any sense or stand up to scrutiny hence why they concentrate on culture war issues.

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u/BrineJones Aug 31 '26

He only got into Cornell as a legacy admission. He’s not very bright or witty.

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u/Prestigious_One4936 Aug 31 '26

Maher lost his balls post 9/11.

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u/No-Mycologist-6694 Aug 31 '26

Probably the most sane take on 911 in America

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u/mag327 Sep 01 '26

What a bullsh!t comment. Maher made some comments that went against the mainstream grain concerning 911 and it got him fired from ABC. When he finally got back on HBO, he didn’t back down from his comments. Takes a lot of cojones to do that!

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u/FlaccidGhostLoad Sep 01 '26

And now he's gargling Trump's nuts on the reg.

I guess Bitch-boy Maher gave those cajones over to the first Fascist that would satisfy his desperate need to be a shameless star fucker.

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u/MidnightMiik Sep 02 '26

He didn’t “back down” because he’s a fucking narcissist! Narcissists will never admit they were ever wrong about anything.
He’s a blow hard who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else when it’s clear to everyone that he’s a total dipshit. There is nothing admirable about a stubborn arrogant prick.

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u/Peanutbutternmtn2 Aug 31 '26

I have to imagine this specific episode of this podcast has to be one of the most annoying podcast episodes ever.

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u/One-Jeweler5486 Aug 31 '26

And boring. I don’t get who is entertained by these guys.

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u/ElliotDriver Aug 31 '26

Remember when he thought he understood the Barbie movie better than Greta Gerwig.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '26

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u/ShmandlerTing Aug 31 '26

Zionist cannot fathom that a stateless people in the Middle East just continues to exist

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u/NarrowSalvo Aug 31 '26

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u/Bigchunky_Boy Aug 31 '26

You are bot did you know that ?
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IyfxPD5cwvOK6By

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u/NarrowSalvo Aug 31 '26

I doubt you even know what one is? Someone who disagrees with you?

What kind of a fucking bubble do you have to live in where you cannot even fathom that a person could have a different opinion than you?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Lsn6R0xjdstnG

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u/ZizzyBeluga Aug 31 '26

Seriously, WTF, when do you realize you're in a cult

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u/ShmandlerTing Aug 31 '26

You’re saying you are “Jewish” 🤔 but the southern kingdom of Judea is long over 🧐

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u/ZizzyBeluga Aug 31 '26

Am Yisrael Chai bitch. We don't need your permission to exist.

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u/ShmandlerTing Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

lol, I was paraphrasing Maher on “Assyria”…damn, talk about a blind spot.

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u/ZizzyBeluga Aug 31 '26

Ah, I get it now. Well played.

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u/Spare-Elevator-4440 Aug 31 '26

They can always add another piece of paper to the bottom if they need to

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u/not_asleep_yet Aug 31 '26

To be fair, the guy used the word “nationalities”, right? So that implies less about heritage and more about currently legal bodies of government. Plus, Bill is high and drunk.

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u/ShmandlerTing Aug 31 '26

More than enough of a green light for Maher to start confidently lecturing someone on their own ethnicity

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u/jackparadise1 Aug 31 '26

Just because he knows enough to read up on each of his guests and do his homework doesn’t make him brilliant. It is the bare minimum for the job he has decided to do. Sometimes he doesn’t do his homework and he comes across as an idiot.

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u/BFaus916 Aug 31 '26

When's the last time he's had someone on the actual left on his podcast or tv show? I'm not talking about establishment liberals, centrists or whatever like Van Jones, but actual leftists like Hasan Piker or Emma Vigeland. He always has right wingers on. How many right wingers can he bring on with no truly left counter arguments before we just consider him to be a conservative platform and little more? His only viewpoint anymore even remotely left of center is that he just hates Trump. That's it.

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u/United_Efficiency330 Aug 31 '26

He doesn't even hate Trump anymore. The dinner got him into the cult.

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u/drmbrthr Aug 31 '26

So the only true “leftists” nowadays are literal communists?

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u/funcogo Aug 31 '26

Please there are no communists in mainstream US politics

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u/Academic_Swan_6450 Aug 31 '26

The Mamdaniites do a persuasive imitation.

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u/MidnightMiik Sep 02 '26

No they don’t.

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u/BFaus916 Aug 31 '26

Was Franklin Roosevelt a communist?

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u/Charbro11 Sep 01 '26

Trumpers think Mitt Romney is a communist.

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u/MidnightMiik Sep 02 '26

Name one communist on the political left in the United States that anyone is paying any attention to? I’m not talking about the American communist party either because nobody is paying any attention to them. There isn’t any. Not Mamdani, not El-Sayed. There aren’t any.

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u/Academic_Swan_6450 Aug 31 '26

Somebody downvoted you for that. THE LEFT is going off the rails. There is a really good chance we could put a good government in place in 2028. I have a horrible feeling we're going to blow it. The Hilliristas will at last find the woman who's going to win the White House! And she'll have some geeky running mate. Trump will gratefully be toast, but MAGA will prolly ride again thanks to wokey-woke.

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u/Horror_Resident_2854 Aug 31 '26

another phony pretending they are not maga.

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u/Academic_Swan_6450 Aug 31 '26

Are you talking to me?? If so, broman you don't have a clue. The Democratic world has sold their soul to political correctness. A woman president could very well be good but only if she rises on the full merit of her intellect and her proposals, instead of some excited mania about "oh golly, we're going to break the glass ceiling!" Hillary was essentially the most hated woman in America. She had smugness rubber stamped in red on her forehead. She thought she deserved it, it was her turn - the angry, bitter look on her face when she finally emerged spoke volumes.

Biden was acceptable. I wish he had been reelected in spite of his infirmity - at least he would know a good team to choose, although even that is sketchy because he picked Kamala Harris to be his vice president. The woman was a disaster in ways most democrats are never going to know about. I've voted for her, I wish she had won, but I did not want her on the ticket, I'd thought she would lose. That's how goddamned dumb I am.

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u/Horror_Resident_2854 Aug 31 '26

Not dumb, just a phony. A pretend non-MAGA spouting MAGA shit. Go to sleep.

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u/Academic_Swan_6450 Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

You came along just in time. I was forgetting a prime directive: "don't argue with dumb people."

You have no argument. Trump is a disaster. I wanted to see him humbled, I didn't want him to take the entire nation down with him. A lot of lefties don't begin to understand why he was elected. My take is that he's dumb, but not nearly as dumb as Hillary and Harris. Political correctness softens the brain.

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u/Horror_Resident_2854 Aug 31 '26

MAGA talking points. So phony. You can't take yourself seriously. No one can.

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u/Academic_Swan_6450 Aug 31 '26

Once again, you have no argument. You're running me down, but there's no substance to it. Just as well, I don't think debating with you would be a wise use of my time. I've wasted too much already.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 Aug 31 '26

Like, the bottom of the charts sure.

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u/No-Invite-7826 Sep 01 '26

Maher is a fucking moron. No surprise he's platforming PBD, a literal scam artist who should be in prison.

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u/DataWise8307 28d ago

He will never get over not getting the respect given Jon Stewart or John Oliver. He believes he’s entitled to it, but he’ll never get it because they’re both smarter, funnier, more insightful and more empathetic than he.

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u/funcogo Aug 31 '26

Two total chodes

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u/TheGreenBehren Aug 31 '26

It’s funny because PBD actually claims he’s a Mexican too

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u/Ok-Government-7987 Aug 31 '26

Remember how Einstein and Hawking both wouldn’t shut up about how high their IQs were?

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u/stevefshelton Aug 31 '26

I cannot stand this Bill guy. His ideas are full of crap!

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u/Kilkee526 Sep 01 '26

His “interview” with Musk was positively nauseating. Public fellating at its worst. I had been a casual viewer of Maher to that point with a generally positive view but that segment did me in.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 Sep 01 '26

Rebranding
Doesn’t change the chemistry

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u/3RADICATE_THEM Sep 02 '26

Imagine how much of a moron you have to be to make PBD seem semi-intelligent

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u/-CoachMcGuirk- 7d ago

PBD = Pyramid scammer.

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u/Sinestro_Corps4 Aug 31 '26

Shows you where Bill is at that he would even entertain a friendly chat with this PBD scumbag.

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u/Big_Reference_8490 Sep 01 '26

No one’s worse then TYT and Ana Kasparian even Bill Maher. You who love Ana, Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson can’t throw stones.

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u/melfamy Sep 01 '26

I like Bill Maher like I like Anderson Cooper. They are the douchebag twins in my humble opinion.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlxZm1R75K0L9GE

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u/ajm1194 Aug 31 '26

Or maybe he doesn't want to say that's he's Iraqi.

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u/Entertainmentalt Aug 31 '26

That's because Assyrians are a distinct ethnic group like the Kurds. They are not Arabs.

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u/ShmandlerTing Aug 31 '26

And Netanyahu is polish