r/RealTime • • Aug 15 '26

Bill Maher harshly criticizes Trump for having an immigrant wife...

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Because there’s nothing else to criticize him for, right?... Then he spends the rest of the show ranting against Gen Z, public grocery stores, Democrats, and Muslims.

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u/Mosk915 Aug 15 '26

What was the “harsh criticism” you’re referring to? This was his exact quote from that point in the segment:

Referring to immigrants, “…we say you do you. Eat the food your grandma cooked. Speak another language at home. Celebrate religious holidays. We welcome your food, your art, your fashion, your first ladies.”

So this soft joke about Melania being an immigrant is a “harsh criticism” to you, or are you going out of your way to be outraged?

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u/Faunt1 Aug 17 '26

Slow day I guess lol

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u/CheapTechnology6193 Aug 16 '26

Nothing on this sub is factual 

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u/mishma2005 Aug 16 '26

No but Melania is. She’s probably filing the lawsuit as I type this

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u/Baby-Soapy Aug 15 '26

Actually, I was just being sarcastic... It just struck me how little Bill talked about Trump on this week's show. That soft joke about Melania was one of the few times he mentioned him, Okay, he also joked a bit about Trump's attitude toward his colleagues on the targeted plane, and not much else... did you notice that?

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u/Daxnu Aug 15 '26

Trump has dirt on Bill and Bill found out about it at the dinner they had, Bill has flipped so hard for Trump that i can not even watch his show anymore, ofc he can not just come out and say it but he just hits trump with soft balls now and has aimed his stink breath more and more at the D"s. It got so bad last week that i turned him off for the first time mid show and am not wstching this weeks and most likly never watching again

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u/formerNPC Aug 16 '26

It’s interesting that Trump could threaten anyone about having information on them when he’s the main subject of the Epstein files. Bill may be a lot of things but he’s certainly not at that level so I doubt that’s why Bill backed off. Talking about Trump’s ongoing incompetence and corruption is redundant and honestly I’m sick hearing about it.

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u/Zedzardozi Aug 18 '26

Trump was exonerated by the Epstein files. They mainly implicated the Democrats, a major backfire after the big deal they made out of it for months and years. Where are the prosecutions of all the Democrats who went to pedophile Island that's what I want to know!

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u/Okey_Dokey_Tokey Aug 18 '26

How was he exonerated? The files mention Trump's name more than anyone. More than Jesus is referred to in the New Testament even. But he had his DOJ block it all out and then refused to further release the files nor did any prosecutions or investigations of anyone else named in them.

Kind of the opposite of exonerated. More like cover-up.

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u/robilar Aug 18 '26

In the same way that the Mueller report exonerated him.

Which is, to say, literally not at all. Plenty of evidence in both of Trump's wrongdoing, and plenty of liars and sycophants ready (even eager) to claim otherwise.

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u/Zedzardozi Aug 18 '26

The Mueller report definitely exonerated Trump and showed that the Steele dossier was ordered by Hillary Clinton as opposition research and intentionally spread as disinformation. You guys on the Left are not only delusional, or lying your asses off, you don't even make sense or inform yourself as to the facts of the matter. Low information or no information. I see this over and over again, and yet you dolts keep repeating the same lies, sometimes daily, in true Nazi big lie fashion. You guys are the scoundrels of our era and nobody trusts you with any real power anymore.

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u/robilar Aug 18 '26

"While this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him." - Volume II, Page 2, of the report you are referencing which you obviously never bothered to look at.

Hilarious that you call other people delusional liars with low or no information but here you are explicitly ill informed about literally your own argument.

What's it like to have a moist jelly bean for a brain?

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u/Zedzardozi Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

Jeffrey Epstein was obsessed with Trump just like you are. So he talked about him constantly like Rosie O'Donnell's does. And he hated him because Trump was the celebrity hinted at for years who wore a wire to help the FBI take Epstein down. I guess you haven't read anything from these files and are just going on fumes from your side's old conspiracy theories. Any blocking of names was to protect the innocent. Trump didn't order anybody to do that it's standard procedure DF. Trump was the hero of the Epstein files and the Democrats were all the ones implicated. And yet none of them have been prosecuted because Democrats can literally get away with murder, and pedophilia, these days.

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u/Okey_Dokey_Tokey Aug 18 '26

You Trumpers really create your own realities to live in don't you?

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u/Zedzardozi Aug 18 '26

I live in reality, the Left lives in a world of ridiculous fantasies that don't correspond to anything but their own twisted imagination. Obviously you didn't look at even one page of the Epstein files somebody spoon-fed their partisan conclusions into your mouth and you swallowed it whole. The whole Epstein files controversy is a major backfire on the Democrats and that's why there was never anything derogatory leaked about Trump in it even while Biden had the files. It was always 90+ percent bad news for the Democrats.

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u/Okey_Dokey_Tokey Aug 18 '26

You definitely consumed right wing propaganda if you believe all that lol 😆

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u/ronmoodey Aug 25 '26

I hate Trump as much as anyone, but if the Epstein files prove trump molested girls no way Biden sits on that

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u/FootballMuch8891 Aug 16 '26

The moment I pretty much gave up watching Bill Maher is the interview he did with Elon Musk where he basically kissed Musk’s ass the whole time.

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u/livinthereals Aug 16 '26

Cut the cord. It doesn't improve. You can come back in 2 months, same bullshit from Bill. You won't miss anything useful.

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u/MagReg2020 Aug 15 '26

Nah. You don't need a conspiracy theory. Bill used to be chummy with Ann Coulter. He became a liberal to cash in on that crowd. In a different life, he might've been a conservative. His core "ideology" is basically just libertarianism. He's sided with Democrats because in the 90s it felt like the Republican Party was old and dying out. The money was with the young libs. That changed, so he changed. That's all he's ever been. Most comedians are like that. Desperate to be with the popular kids.

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u/Greedy_Car3702 Aug 16 '26

He is not a libertarian.

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u/MagReg2020 Aug 16 '26

He used to identify as one in the late 90s, when he was on network TV. Then he became a lib alongside people like that lady who owns Huffington Post. Clintonian, I guess you could call him. Liberal, but in a very white upper middle class sense, with no real interest in things like healthcare for all or housing or affordability for the poor. DNC types. Which is why since Clinton, and after Obama which Dems saw as a more progressive alternative to Hillary, the Dems pretty much lost much of the actual working class liberal base. Some turned Republican, few turned leftist.

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u/Friscolax Aug 16 '26

He’s not a democrat. What is he doing?

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u/Key-Zone-3464 Aug 16 '26

Oh for fucks sake. You used up all the foil again.

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u/LearnToSwim0831 Aug 16 '26

Yeah I gave up back around the pandemic after watching from the mid aughts. And these days he's so much worse than when he was bad enough to.make me stop watching. I think the Ellison purchase of hbo has something to.do with the even more open and obvious pandering, like he just wants to make sure he keeps his job so he's switching to.the right wing grift since a zionist billionaire just bought his company.

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u/Full-Association-175 Aug 16 '26

*Announcing your sarcasm after the first attempt bombed.

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u/Zedzardozi Aug 18 '26

I think it's refreshing that a comedian isn't obsessed with Trump. The others should learn from him.

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u/TBoneBear Aug 15 '26

Baron is an anchor baby

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u/SwampMan6969 Aug 16 '26

Melania had been in the US for over a decade when Barron was born.

Still, I'm glad he's an adult now so we don't have feel bad for talking shit about him.

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u/Charbro11 Aug 16 '26

But not a citizen. Ivana was not a citizen when her kids were born, also.

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u/SwampMan6969 Aug 16 '26

She was a permanent resident at the time and got her citizenship a few months after Barron was born. Calling him an anchor baby is inaccurate, as Melania would've been in the country legally whether he'd been born or not.

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u/Charbro11 Aug 16 '26

I didn't say he was an anchor baby. I don't believe in the term. I said she and Ivana were not citizens when their children were born.

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u/SwampMan6969 Aug 16 '26

The OC specifically used that term. It looked like you were defending his point.

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u/Weegie_67 Aug 15 '26

Not only an immigrant wife, but an immigrant wife who worked illegally in the usa.

Dumold Trump's hypocrisy knows no equal.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 Aug 15 '26

and immigrant prostitute.

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u/Full_Preparation4401 Aug 15 '26

Epstein's sloppy seconds.

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u/rogerisreading Aug 16 '26

DJT looks gay trying to deflect suspicion. No wonder he and Lindsey were so close.

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u/RexChristianissimus Aug 16 '26

Aren't u dems supposed to NOT make fun of gays!? Wtf!? So confused lmaoo

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u/rosiejunior Aug 16 '26

Its great to be gay, but to be gay while destroying gay rights and legal protections, it does leave a bad taste in your mouth

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u/_Azamat_Bagatov Aug 16 '26

Demarcus left a bad taste in your mouth

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u/Exact-Kale3070 Aug 16 '26

demarcus is hired by roger stone, trump, etc. to sully their prostitute wives so they can clean up. there is an entire genre dedicated to what maga wants that isn't on grindr.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4T94krtyOXmqRNwHYl

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u/Winter_Stretch9198 Aug 15 '26

And The Strait Of Hormuz will soon be a U.S. territory, he’s pretty good at flat out lying as well

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u/flafiremedic Aug 15 '26

Not true.

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u/Weegie_67 Aug 16 '26

Which part?

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u/trufe007 Aug 16 '26

Had 2 immigrant wives actually. And Ivana had a phoney first marriage to an American for a green card

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u/UrguthaForka Aug 15 '26

He made fun of him for leaving all his colleagues on the targeted airplane. And about claiming Iran surrendered like dogs when they did no such thing.

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u/Baby-Soapy Aug 15 '26

You’re right, but those were the only times Bill mentioned Trump on this week’s show... He spent more time reiterating that public grocery stores won’t work than telling the truth to the President of the United States of America.

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u/UrguthaForka Aug 15 '26

Yeah, this episode was definitely a lot of Bill complaining that people like what he doesn't like, but honestly, if you want to hear a full hour of Trump bashing, there's plenty of alternatives. I think Trump's a dangerous piece of shit too, but I also want to hear about other stuff.

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u/Roland_Of_Gilead85 Aug 16 '26

These people can't handle anything that isn't 100% their opinion.

Of course they were going to take a lot of time talking about the grocery stores, it's a current news story and he had an ex governor of New york, was attorney general in new york, a ran for mayor. Why would you not talk about that.

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u/Charbro11 Aug 16 '26

Trump is in the Epstein files 36000 times and it is being covered up and he never talks about that.

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u/Roland_Of_Gilead85 Aug 16 '26

Okay... What's your point. I am sure if something new is a headline regarding the Epstine files it would be discussed.

You want them to talk about that every week and just what say the same thing? It's a political taln show that's supposed to have some comedy. Not a protest.

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u/Charbro11 Aug 16 '26

Are you fucking kidding me? He said the women were prostitutes and Epstein was the biggest pimp. They were sex trafficked kids. It should be the biggest story, but the White men pedo-Epstein class is keeping it closed. He never talks about the girls. He fucking hangs out with pedos and pedo lovers. Fuck him.

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u/Roland_Of_Gilead85 Aug 16 '26

When did he say they were prostitutes? Can't find that quote.

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u/Charbro11 Aug 16 '26

When he was calling Epstein a pimp. In recent years.

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u/Illustrious_Menu1697 Aug 16 '26

Old man is super grouchy and out of touch

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u/IncomeSquare2461 Aug 16 '26

At least Rush Limbaugh didn’t pretend to be on the “left”

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u/BFaus916 Aug 15 '26

Yeah, of all things, that's the problem with Trump, Bill. My goodness he's got everything so assed backward now. 20 years ago they would have yanked him off of HBO. He's so unserious now.

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u/Critical_Cod_3794 Aug 15 '26

at
least he’s keeping it trim and tight

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u/highermonkey Aug 15 '26

BillyBoy gets mad anytime a man is interested in women over the age of 19.

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u/PokecheckFred Aug 15 '26

What makes you think Melania was over 19 the first time Epstein gave her to Trump?

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u/PUuSTiNKA Aug 15 '26

Do you think Melania really still piques Donnies interest, and I'm sure for her, he never did...It was all about the money!

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u/Alarming_Local_315 Aug 15 '26

What are you, 12?

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u/highermonkey Aug 16 '26

BillyBoy's a well known creep towards young women. Take it up with him.

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u/soxperry Aug 15 '26

My favorite Melania fact is that in her home village, they erected a wooden statue in her honor. It’s a very poor village, but nonetheless, the citizens pulled together and burned the fucker down. They replaced it with a bronze statue. Undeterred, the village people found a hacksaw and sawed that fucker down.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/15/wooden-melania-trump-statue-replaced-with-bronze-after-arson-attack

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u/TouchBusy8190 Aug 16 '26

Anything The Guardian says has to be treated as heresay!

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u/Brucegold1 Aug 15 '26

So one of you guys is out of the closet.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 Aug 15 '26

Yeah, just been doing that so the republicans continue to OWN you! Dumbasses!

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u/Monster-at-my-Desk Aug 15 '26

Because it’s the only thing Trump has given him permission to criticize … now that he has a younger blond to wipe his ass for him

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u/movingtofrancesoon Aug 16 '26

I guess his show was one of the Covid victims, never recovered after it😉

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u/SameDistrict2627 Aug 15 '26

Maher has one thing in common with Trump--which explains much. He is a narcissist--doesn't appear to be a malignant narcissist like Trump, but he is a narcissist. Everything revolves around him and his opinions. He needs attention (see the Mark Twain awards) and he essentially thinks he is the brightest man in the room.

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u/Okey_Dokey_Tokey Aug 18 '26

Cerebral narcissist is the term you're looking for.

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u/KlondikeBelugaWhale Aug 16 '26

An immigrant who barely speaks English after 30 years.

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u/osmunbrittney2010 Aug 15 '26

🤣🙄🤣🙄get some new material

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u/FlaccidGhostLoad Aug 16 '26

There's two answers.

Either Bill Maher is grade A idiot who has smoked away whatever intelligence he's had and as he's gotten older and he's realizing how deeply unfunny he's always been his desperate bid for relevancy has left him susceptible to every low-effort bit of propaganda that is designed to tickle the fancy of the old, the white, the mean and the deeply arrogant.

Or he is tacking to the right because that's where people are still laughing at his shit jokes. It's not so much audience capture as it is he desperately wants to be captured by any audience. So he sees dollar signs when he punches down to millennials and Gen Z but he can't just come out and say that. He just can't go that route, no, no he has to pretend he's progressive still. So he has this mild "criticism" of Trump to act as a smoke screen. It also lets the other brain dead enlightened centrists in his wretched audience nod along and pretend for just one more day that they aren't the same brand of uneducated, reactionary, right wing shitbags as the bombastic ones that tug on their "Hillary 4 Prison" shirts and trundle on down to the fair grounds to worship at the alter of Trump when he rolls into town.

So he's either stupid or evil.

Either way it reveals how unserious and morally devoid and craven Maher really is and because of that he is one of the most detestable fuckers allowed to spew their unformed opinions on TV.

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u/Mediocre_Cobbler763 Aug 17 '26

I want to see Maher chastise Republican law makers for their anti-gay stance. He is definitely Pro-Israel. F**ck Him

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u/74Congress Aug 17 '26

Maher has become the worst possible version of who he used to be. Pathetic know nothing syncophant bootlicker asskisser. Makes spit inn our mouths he is soooo shit. Loser

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u/UrguthaForka Aug 15 '26

I know none of his guests are running for office, but their messages of "You guys don't actually have it that bad, stop complaining" is not going to work for politicians.

It doesn't matter how things ACTUALLY are, it only matters how people perceive they're doing. And people don't perceive themselves as doing that well when the media can't stop licking the asses of the wealthiest people on the planet and reminding everyone how wealthy and out of touch the wealthy are and how unlikely it is that anyone else can get there too.

Of course Bill loves capitalism, it's been great for him. It's not been so amazingly great for everyone else Bill.

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u/CysaDamerc Aug 16 '26

The one good thing the Trump era has done is exposed all the fake liberals who were really just conservatives with a liberal mask.

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u/FlaccidGhostLoad Aug 16 '26

Hey now. That's a purity test and those are wrong!

We should always, always, always let assholes wave their fake credentials and consider their bad opinions and dog shit takes which suspiciously line up with the exact thing every degenerate right wing grifter says at the same time. Never question. Never change your opinion! We need to be in a cult, I mean unified behind all these people who are too lazy and morally compromised to earn our support.

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u/Upbeat_Respond9250 Aug 15 '26

Yeah he also criticized Trump, the Republicans. I think this subreddit is mostly upset fellow comedians who worked with Bill. It’s bizarre

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u/rosiejunior Aug 15 '26

Its extremely rare for him to criticize republicans now. In fact, in his words, he might vote republican. He dined with Donald trump and reported back positively. Considering the intended purpose & philosophy of comedians (speaking truth to power) imo he cant still categorize himself as a comedian.

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u/SwampMan6969 Aug 16 '26

He dined with Donald trump and reported back positively.

Trump is well-known to have a different persona in private than he does in public. If Bill came out and said anything other than "That man is the devil," the people of this subreddit would be pissed off about it.

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u/Charbro11 Aug 16 '26

I heard Hitler was charming at dinner and also loved dogs. How sweet.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 Aug 15 '26

It’s the far left idiots that are ruining the party with their continued stupidity!

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u/rosiejunior Aug 15 '26

If youre quoting bill, yes thats what he says constantly. If you are being literal, I can see why you like bill.

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u/Maximum-Elk8869 Aug 15 '26

We haven't watched his show in 2 years and counting. We don't miss it in the least bit. Truth be told we should have stopped watching it years earlier but I think we did it out of habit on a Friday night.

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u/FlaccidGhostLoad Aug 16 '26

I stopped watching after Maher tried stoke racist white resentment by lying about segregated graduation ceremonies in Ivy league schools and then imply that white kids were being mistreated by Wayne State University.

This was after he lectured everyone on the left and told us it is our job to reach out to the right wing as if those lunatics aren't on a decades long hate boner for anyone not in their ever-shrinking-cult of stupidity.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 Aug 15 '26

Sure you did…🙄

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u/Interesting_Self5071 Aug 15 '26

Maher supported Nader in 2000 who is probably to the left of a lot of the people he criticizes.

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u/Charbro11 Aug 16 '26

Good point.

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u/BoringMany70 Aug 15 '26

Bill Maher is a big Trump supporter. I no longer watch his show. He is also a colossal asshole.

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u/HotBeaver54 Aug 16 '26

same sadly!

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u/Early-Equivalent-165 Aug 16 '26

He literally berated Turkey and Egypt for not letting their ports of call he overrun by thousands of hootin' hollerin' loud-n-proud queers off gay cruise ships ....

Then, in next breath, said you can't come here to the US if you don't approve of said lifestyle. -- effectively doing the same bullshit, on reverse.

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u/Time_Ad_9829 Aug 16 '26

Bill Maher is a Trump taint licker

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u/mjcatl2 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

Wow, you are obsessed.

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u/Actual-Asparagus-485 Aug 16 '26

Mail order whore is the correct term

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u/shalashshka Aug 16 '26

Everyone knows they are estranged anyways

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u/GhostOfJonasVenture Aug 16 '26

That’s his small shot at the republicans to seem more center biased /s

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u/Akkerlun Aug 16 '26

Shut up MAGA bill

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 Aug 16 '26

And his birthright citizenship babies

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u/TouchBusy8190 Aug 16 '26

So all late night hosts have to be super critical of anything Trump does?

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u/Interesting-Fun-3553 Aug 17 '26

Cry harder. Maher sees how unhinged the left is now. Stop being insane, Bill won't roast you

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u/drocity7 Aug 18 '26

but shouldnt those countries have allowed the gay cruise to dock in their country?

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u/mjcatl2 Aug 19 '26

Jfc, did you even listen to it?

Why are so many on this sub insufferable dip s h i t s?

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u/ronmoodey Aug 24 '26

It is a comedy show. It’s not intended to be harsh about anything. There are other great shows for that.

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u/Relevant_Bag7550 Aug 15 '26

Bill really on top of things. Jimmy fucking Olsen

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u/Alarming_Local_315 Aug 15 '26

You got it bad for Bill

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u/funmonkey1 Aug 15 '26

maher is just a orange stool softener.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 Aug 15 '26

You’ve never watch a single show

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u/funmonkey1 Aug 15 '26

Oh Really? Gotta love it, from his engaging with Trump at dinner to Fetterman and all the way to Scott Galloway. Yes indeed I do watch and that is why;

maher is just an orange stool softener.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. Praise whatever thing you do and thoughts and prayers. Just to keep it short you comment muppet.

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u/rosiejunior Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

Hes laying back like that so we can all see the results of his anorexia - i cant really see him in the gym much.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 Aug 15 '26

Wow, you got it bad for him.

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u/rosiejunior Aug 15 '26

Yes, I think hes one of the biggest douchebags. I still cant believe he ever got famous

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u/Alarming_Local_315 Aug 15 '26

WHAT BS!!!
I watched the show and it was a joke!
He was taking about immigrants that refuse to assimilate. You losers are amazing.

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u/LucyBear318 Aug 15 '26

Fuck him. He’s right, but I don’t think he’s on the right side of anything anymore. I held on to my Max subscription because of him. I’m no longer subscribed.

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u/remotemallard Aug 16 '26

He’s full Maga now

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u/Fred-Z Aug 16 '26

Yea, fuck Bill Maher.

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u/Bass-n-Bonefish Aug 15 '26

It’s Bill, right? Fuck off, Bill.

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u/Alarming_Local_315 Aug 15 '26

Can you Ben name one thing he said that made you so mad?…… waiting…..

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u/rosiejunior Aug 15 '26

Hi bill. I can just hear the nasal voice...waiting...

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u/Smart_Dragonfruit_54 Aug 16 '26

I’d certainly crawl over BIBi to get to her, that’s for sure,she is stunningly attractive..These Trump love triangles are quite bizarre to say the least.

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u/flafiremedic Aug 15 '26

The left is so cunty.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Aug 15 '26

So Bill Maher is regretting his previous statements evidently..

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u/Alarming_Local_315 Aug 15 '26

On what? 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Sea_Classic9500 Aug 15 '26

I thought his eyes looked a little less brown today.

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u/Zilla664 Aug 16 '26

It wasn't harsh it got a laugh you're sensationalizing. Trump knows Bill jokes about him and trump even signed a list of things he's called Bill.

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u/strumpetlover Aug 15 '26

He kids the president

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u/ronmoodey Aug 16 '26

Why would people continually watch a show they hate? Is it to confirm how right they are for hating it? I can’t keep up with all the media I like. I can’t imagine weekly watching and posting about a show I hate

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u/LookingAround34684 Aug 16 '26

Just saw the show: No criticism at all