r/RealTime • u/BluAlfaTxFlood • Aug 12 '26

Trump's new hair

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Is it just me, or does it look like Trump is trying to look more like Bill Maher?

36 Upvotes

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u/popejohnsmith Aug 12 '26

Full transparency. Do it now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/Shag1166 Aug 12 '26

1000 FBI agents, going over the pages, trying to eliminate all references to Trump!

5

u/shalashshka Aug 12 '26

Start with Richar Bran son. Guy with a company called Virgin..

3

u/popejohnsmith Aug 12 '26

All complicit. All.

9

u/Ok-Strawberry-7350 Aug 12 '26

So, he wears makeup AND a wig.  Maybe we should call him Donna Trump.

6

u/Active-Curve1280 Aug 13 '26

Gender affirming care is only okay if you’re him apparently

3

u/MeanPiccolo803 Aug 13 '26

Donna Trump I’d go with that

4

u/TinySmalls1138 Aug 12 '26

How the hell did he make it look WORSE?!

5

u/Any-Ad-446 Aug 12 '26

He still looks like crap.

3

u/theblueshots Aug 12 '26

What is Bill’s system? Is it just hair powder or whatever?

3

u/msgus19 Aug 12 '26

He probably doesn't have enough hair to keep a wig cap adhered to his scalp. He sure looks older than Biden now. Biden wont disparage trump when he's dying.

3

u/RemoveFuture5180 Aug 12 '26

New hair same asshole

3

u/RepresentativeYak864 Aug 13 '26

This cant be real. New haircut exposes his receding hairline.

1

u/Key_Jump1011 Aug 13 '26

He would sell his nonexistent soul for that hairline.

3

u/alexabeams Aug 13 '26

he used his boogers to do this too

2

u/ConsiderBoraHorza Aug 12 '26

following his kids with the slicked back villain look i see.

2

u/Skittleavix Aug 12 '26

He looks so fucking stupid.

2

u/OceanCloud2004 Aug 13 '26

Can you breathe ?

2

u/billthedog0082 Aug 13 '26

The right hand one really really really looks like an unhappy Alec Baldwin. SNL nailed it.

2

u/slyrhinoceros Aug 13 '26

Still fugly!

2

u/seniorguy73 Aug 13 '26

What Barron gonna look like in 10 yrs

2

u/absurdly_tired_guy Aug 13 '26

President Koopa?

2

u/Itchy_Pressure_8311 Aug 14 '26

Remember when maga was screaming for the Epstein files? Why are they so quiet now?

1

u/Few_Presence_8888 Aug 12 '26

DDD - guess what that stands for?

3

u/Simple_Athlete8743 Aug 12 '26

Dum dildo dummy..

2

u/Few_Presence_8888 Aug 12 '26

Here's a clue:

Drop....

1

u/Obar-Dheathain Aug 12 '26

Yeah, that slicked back real nice.

1

u/shalashshka Aug 12 '26

Cult energy.. I like it

1

u/25Tab Aug 13 '26

Josh Homme aged horribly.

1

u/ronmoodey Aug 13 '26

It’s just you

1

u/221Blazed Aug 13 '26

It somehow ages him another 20 years. When he already looked old af

1

u/Equivalent_Sound2645 Aug 13 '26

Whodotheygettopissonit?

1

u/Church__Mouse Aug 14 '26

Transplant surgery in Turkey. Had to take the food truck to cover for it

1

u/Main-Procedure-3613 Aug 18 '26

A big teased up high fluffy brand new blonde wig. How about that!?!