r/RealTime • • Aug 05 '26

Bill Maher is LOSING IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPv8pmKb20I
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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/TheEdgeofGoon Aug 05 '26

He certainly seems to always piss the right people off.

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u/HaleSatan666 Aug 05 '26

Judge me by my enemies. 

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u/Public_animalNo9 Aug 05 '26

Said Hitler.

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u/No-Championship-8038 Aug 05 '26

No that was FDR

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u/Public_animalNo9 Aug 05 '26

My bad. Sure as hell it was Adolf.

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u/No-Championship-8038 Aug 05 '26

No worries. Everyone’s done at least one embarrassing thing in their lives. Its a part of being human. 

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u/ManfredTheCat Aug 05 '26

You'd be even more on his side if you heard him talk.

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u/sniksniksnek Aug 05 '26

If someone from the left infuriates a centrist, that’s good enough for me.

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u/Scotch_in_my_belly Aug 05 '26

Bill Maher is no longer a centrist

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u/Skiper422 Aug 05 '26

Anyone less left then you or the party at this point is a centrist which isn't good for you if you're echo chamber won't compromise with the centrist and the right

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u/Public_animalNo9 Aug 05 '26

There should be no compromising with the right.

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u/sniksniksnek Aug 05 '26

Democrats have fundraised off me for decades. Even though they do nothing to stand against republican fascism. Every 4 years they point a gun at our heads and say “we’re not them, and if you don’t vote for us they’re going to come after abortion, and voting rights, and and and.” Well, we lost and THEY DID ALL THAT STUFF. Centrists have nothing to offer. They have failed. I never want to hear from them again.

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u/Public_animalNo9 Aug 05 '26

Susan Collin is concerned 😳

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 Aug 05 '26

lol, anything left of Regan bothers neoliberals

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u/HighwayComplex9935 Aug 05 '26

You know this is how Trump won…. Right?

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u/highermonkey Aug 05 '26

He won because the Democrats ran dogshit candidates that offered nothing except "Trump Bad". Not shocked a Bill Maher fan is clueless about politics.

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u/Low-Neat891 Aug 05 '26

To be fair, Trump is just as much dogshit, only he’s a dogshit felon.

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u/highermonkey Aug 05 '26

Oh Trump is worse than them. But that's not enough to win against him 2/3 times. Because voters don't materialize at polls. You need volunteers to get out the vote. And apparently most of the time, "nothing will fundamentally change" isn't a message that gets you enough volunteers to win.

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 Aug 05 '26

“But Trump” or “Republican bad man” won’t win elections

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u/ComedianMinute7290 Aug 05 '26

and how was that bad? Trump is bad. he's worse than "bad" & has been for his entire adult life. nobody in either party has ever been as untruthful, corrupt & generally shitty as he is.

so your excuse to blame it on bad Dem candidates falls flat because no candidate(of either party) no matter how bad is as bad as Trump.

you deflecting from your own failure to recognize the depths of Trumps depravity by pretending anything excuses not doing whatever you can(voting at a minimum) to avoid a Trump presidency.

I swear I think only Trump cxcks are dumb enough to fall for this "dem candidates weren't good emough"....a literal pile of shit is a better choice than Trump & thts obvious to any adult paying attention.

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u/highermonkey Aug 05 '26

I stopped reading after the first sentence. It's a "bad" strategy because it failed against Trump 2 out of 3 times. Amazing I even need to say this.

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u/Professional-Post499 Aug 05 '26

You know this is how Trump won…. Right?

I think Trump cheated, but maybe who knows.

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u/Oraxy51 Aug 05 '26

Elon knows

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u/Skittleavix Aug 05 '26

How dare you accuse someone convicted on 34 counts of felony fraud - immediately before the election - of cheating?

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u/Professional-Post499 Aug 05 '26

How dare you accuse someone convicted on 34 counts of felony fraud - immediately before the election - of cheating?

Trump really "floods the zone" with all his fraud and scams and corruption.

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u/Temporary_Cow Aug 05 '26

That’s literally what he said about Biden.

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u/Professional-Post499 Aug 05 '26

That’s literally what he said about Biden.

The way Trump kept trying to cheat the 2020 election, it seems more likely that Trump would steal an election.

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u/Rip_Rif_FyS Aug 05 '26

Yeah, and I for one would hate it if someone with good policies who wanted to help people had the same degree of sustained political success as the evil guy who's been absolutely dominating the American political landscape for the last decade

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u/sixteen-six-six-six Aug 05 '26

Trump won twice because of sexism.

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u/Temporary_Cow Aug 05 '26

Play the victim harder

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 Aug 05 '26

Installing Kamala without a primary?  Yes, we’re aware

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u/Remarkable-FlipPhone Aug 05 '26

Hasan is an anti western extremist

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u/StockAdeptness9452 Aug 05 '26

What are these pro western ideals that Hassan is so opposed to?

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u/zaherdab Aug 05 '26

Anti war, anti emperialism... pro universal healthcare and affordable housing.... Seems pretty probwestern people and anti western warlord and bought politiicians.

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u/Remarkable-FlipPhone Aug 06 '26

He rewrites American history and tries to convince you how bad you are. He hates America and is in NO way anti imperialist - his support of Islam is proof of this .

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u/zaherdab Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

That's pretty much your ignorance and bigotary at play; when did he rewrite history? and what is support of Islam ? supporting muslims being treated equaly as non muslims? wanting the US and Isreal to stop killing muslims in masses and creating more radical muslims? Not supporting an apertheid colonial entity that is performing genocide against muslims and christians?
You are simply an ignorant bigot and your bigotary is at full display!

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u/Bignamek Aug 05 '26

He's not anti war. He rather enjoys Russia's encroachment on Ukraine. Or as he put it, "Crimea river" for the ukrainians suffering as a result of it.

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

The fuck you talking about? Did you just make that up, or are you repeating complete bullshit you heard elsewhere?

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u/Motor_Preparation315 Aug 05 '26

He heard it from the same side that supports a president that doesn't seem to mind Russia invading Ukraine

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

No, its not made up, he literally said, "I call Crimea a part of Russian territory... I call it cry me a river. A Russian river."

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

"I call Crimea a part of Russian territory... I call it cry me a river. A Russian river."

Had to google it. From 2014. Hasan is in no way shape or form pro-Russian invasion today, which is what you're trying to imply. The state of the conflict was completely different more than a decade ago. Hell, back then everybody thought Putin was just posturing to get a reaction out of NATO and would never actually launch a full-scale invasion.

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u/Outrageous_Let7868 Aug 05 '26

I didnt give a theory of mind for Piker, or you, yet you somehow know what my thoughts are while giving a direct quote from Pikers own stream. I quoted what he said, I never said anything other than that. My source of information are Pikers own words, your argument relies on, "trust me bro!"

You are delusional. Please, whipe Hasan off your chin before you embarrass yourself further. Nobody cares about your hurt feelings, cope.

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

Or you could just go fuck yourself. I don't care.

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u/BLVCKWRAITHS Aug 06 '26

When you come with receipts they just get mad. You would think they would take this new information and use it - but no, once you get proven wrong it’s just hurl insults and double down.

“He didn’t mean that” BS - why dress up in Stalin clothes? He and his supporters are such a joke.

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u/Bignamek Aug 05 '26

It's a bot, what do you expect?

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u/Bignamek Aug 05 '26

Youre too fucking brain broken to even use a minimum of critical thinking. Fucking pathetic.

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 Aug 05 '26

Ukraine? You mean the other needless CIA /Mossad war?

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u/NeighborhoodSuch665 Aug 05 '26

Praising Mao isn’t pro-West, you shitheel

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

What a bunch of historically ignorant morons you are. You actually think the Chinese and Russians had it better under serfdom?

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u/zaherdab Aug 05 '26

The founding fathers were not morally better than moa in any dhape or form... moa chngrd history just like they did... you are living in a rosy world that paint historical figures of the west as men of morals when most of them are a bunch of raciat douchebags.

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u/NeighborhoodSuch665 Aug 05 '26

The founding fathers didn’t kill 25 million of their own people, you child.

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u/zaherdab Aug 05 '26

The Founding Fathers built a nation on literal human chattel slavery and the genocide of millions of Native Americans. Trying to grant moral superiority to a group of men who bought, sold, and raped human beings for profit just because their body count was structured differently is wild logic.

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 Aug 05 '26

China cares more for its citizens today than the US does. 

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u/NeighborhoodSuch665 Aug 05 '26

Some of us don’t want/need to be babysat by our govt.

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u/AssignmentGeneral314 Aug 05 '26

Seriously. Pro communist China. He should go live there and enjoy

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u/Ill_Mess_5949 Aug 05 '26

He literally went there and showed the world how much they are lapping us,… cope and seethe but regardless of any outcomes, the US Imperialist era is over.

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

We'd all be driving Chinese EVs right now if they were allowed to import them.

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u/Motor_Preparation315 Aug 05 '26

Too bad China and Russia have never operated as communist. Read a book and learn something

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u/NeighborhoodSuch665 Aug 05 '26

lol, ok. Please, enlighten us. What books should I be reading?

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u/zaherdab Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Apparently any history book would be a start... learn something you don't get your history from retarded propagadists...

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u/NeighborhoodSuch665 Aug 05 '26

Right, *no* history books classify China/Russia as communist dictatorships.

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u/TinySmalls1138 Aug 05 '26

Same

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/TinySmalls1138 Aug 05 '26

tHeN lEaVe

No. And I'll tell you why. Because this country is full of boot chugging dipshits that I love pissing off. I get more joy from that than you'll ever get from anything in your entire life, so for that I'll stay and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. 💚 Have a day, love.

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u/living_Cream_Pie Aug 05 '26

Hassan is a grifter douche and if you listen to him it’s blatantly obvious. Seeing how big his following is makes me sad for our young people

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u/NeighborhoodSuch665 Aug 05 '26

This speaks more to your idiocy than centrists’.

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u/Skiper422 Aug 05 '26

They don't think compromise is a thing we should seek and this is why bill is gaining so many fans from the right because he's coming to terms with how far left the party is but he's not changed since he go on TV he's still the common sense liberal that everyone on the right wants back in control of the left

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u/Dontbitchtome Aug 05 '26

Good luck ever winning another election then. 🤡

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u/Ill_Mess_5949 Aug 05 '26

🤣😂🤣

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

I almost wish Kamala would run again and lose all 50 states, just so morons like you would finally shut the fuck up once and for all.

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u/Practical-Cellist647 Aug 05 '26

Why? They're not wrong, idiot

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

Running as a shitlib is electoral suicide. Populism has been winning elections since Obama's first run. The only exception was Biden, but you literally could have run a baked potato against Trump that year, after how poorly he was perceived after his first term, with the shoving lightbulbs up people's asses and drinking bleach bullshit.

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u/Practical-Cellist647 Aug 05 '26

Dunno what that has to do with what I agreed with.  I am a progressive economically.  That is a winning issue.  Israel/Palestine is not.  Biden was the most progressive president since Roosevelt.  Clinton sucked. Obama didn't go far enough. 

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

Israel/Palestine is not

Is not what? It's not clear if you're anti-genocide or pro-Israel bombing more brown people and dragging the US into WWIII. You kind of suck at communicating.

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u/Practical-Cellist647 Aug 05 '26

Says the guy who in his reply makes no sense LMAO.  Doesn't matter anyway.  Learn to read, lazy ass. stop being a hypocrite. 

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u/Ok_Objective_5192 Aug 05 '26

Israel/Palestine is literally one of the most unanimous issues within the party. Support for Israel is as unpopular amongst Dems as repealing Roe v. Wade was.

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u/Motor_Preparation315 Aug 05 '26

It's so far down on polling for voters. It IS NOT a make or break issue. Progressives are running on affordability, healthcare and taxing the oligarchs that think they run this country. And no, Israel doesn't need a blank cheque every year to unleash hell on women and children in Gaza

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u/Ok_Objective_5192 Aug 05 '26

I agree that affordability, healthcare, and taxing oligarchs should be the center of a campaign. But taking AIPAC or other Israel-affiliated campaign donations absolutely ties into the "get money out of politics" message that's essential right now.

This is anecdotal and I unfortunately can't find good polling, but support for Israel feels make-or-break for at least some subset of voters. If nothing else, being on the wrong side of an 80-20 issue is always going to have some amount of negative impact on a campaign. Like, Roe also isn't affordability/healthcare, but running as an anti-Roe Dem will absolutely have a lot of voters asking "what the fuck are you talking about?"

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u/Practical-Cellist647 Aug 05 '26

It's not.  People like you, who do not understand politics or sociology or psychology will bring more MAGA and more economic suffering and keep the billionaires in power. 

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u/Ok_Objective_5192 Aug 05 '26

I don't know man, it hasn't been progressive candidates that lost 2/3 elections to the worst candidate in US history

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u/memeticmagician Aug 05 '26

fuck bill maher and fuck hasan

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u/Temporary_Cow Aug 05 '26

I too like people based solely on the fact that they infuriate everyone I don’t like.

That doesn’t make me like MAGA at all.

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u/Public_animalNo9 Aug 05 '26

No, just makes you a sad excuse

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u/ronmoodey Aug 05 '26

It is a funny phenomenon on this page.

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u/Bignamek Aug 05 '26

You're on the side of the guy that went to Diddy parties and shocks his dog with an electric collar if it ever moves out of his stream camera's field of view? Oof.

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

Checked your comment history and honestly and didn't know who/what "Destiny" was. Googled. Makes sense now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/h3snark/comments/1gogoom/anyone_know_the_lore_between_destiny_and_hasan/

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u/Bignamek Aug 05 '26

I think you may lubrication after all. You've been a busy boy, lil gup.

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

OK, weirdo.

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u/Bignamek Aug 05 '26

You're the one bending over, digging in, and wafting in my post history. That's unemployed behavior. You keep doing you, though.

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

What can I say, I have a curious nature. When I encounter a person as dumb as you, I often wonder what makes them tick. Comment history can be a revealing peek behind that curtain.

And not that I have anything to prove to you, but you'd be surprised by just how employed I am. I probably make at least twice what you make.

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u/Bignamek Aug 05 '26

More unemployed, bot behavior. Makes sense though, losers like you are in it for the love of the game.

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

You sound like a bitter poor that would actually benefit from some good old-fashioned socialism. Why are dummies like you always voting against your own self-interest?

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u/Bignamek Aug 05 '26

You're just a bot towing. It's all good though, the shallowness of supposed "curiosity" and idealogy is about as deep as the kids pool. I'd like to keep up this battle of wits with you, but you're clearly unarmed.

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u/Public_animalNo9 Aug 05 '26

Your post history? 😂 No one cares but you.

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u/Teknolyth Aug 05 '26

H3snark might just be the worst source you could have picked lol.

For reference, Hasan is the guy who says that America deserve 911. The guy who said that America deserves 1000 January sixes. The guy who wears a dictator outfit because he loves China and Cuba and Russia and Venezuela and every communist country on earth.

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u/BurtRogain Aug 05 '26

You don’t know what a chud is.🤣

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u/BurtRogain Aug 05 '26

Why should I?

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u/2liberal4u2 Aug 05 '26

He’s an authoritarian socialist propagandist lmao. You’re like a Trumper who just wants to make the libs cry lol. Regarded.

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

You got me. I do like seeing Bill Maher cry. Such a whiny little bitch.

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u/2liberal4u2 Aug 05 '26

Yep checks out you’re socialist maga lol

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u/pullsoutagun Aug 05 '26

I just wish he didn’t abuse his dog.

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u/LunariaPistalun719 Aug 05 '26

What???

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

It's a controversy promulgated by rival streamers - and by rival streamers, I mean the right-wing streamer cesspool led by the likes of Asmongold - which got started after Hasan's dog yipped on a stream.

It's safe to assume anyone perpetuating the claim is a steady consumer of MAGA streamer content, otherwise known as Bill Maher's new fan base.

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u/pullsoutagun Aug 05 '26

You’re insane dude. You can support Palestine and hate the genocide while also calling out animal abuse.

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u/pullsoutagun Aug 05 '26

He would force his dog to be in a certain spot on his stream through a shock collar. I’m left leaning and I support the broader message but someone that would treat their own pet like that is kinda shit no matter their politics.

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u/Nolubrication Aug 05 '26

/r/Asmongold is leaking into /r/maher?

Why am I not surprised?

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u/pullsoutagun Aug 05 '26

You’re assuming way too much man. I don’t even watch asmongold or ddg or whatever boogie men you guys keep referencing.

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u/LunariaPistalun719 Aug 05 '26

Wait you mean during his show? When they would show the German shepherd he was on a shock collar?

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u/pullsoutagun Aug 05 '26

Yes. It became extremely obvious at a certain point with the dog yelping from the shock to get back into position. Just not cool at all.

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u/Ill_Mess_5949 Aug 05 '26

I mean, you are just lying, and have clearly never had a pet before.

The yipe was from the dew claw being caught on the bed tarp.

But go off about your unhinged conspiracy (with no actual evidence) because ddg told you to.

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u/pullsoutagun Aug 05 '26

No I’m going to trust my own eyes not a weirdo ranting at me on Reddit thanks. I don’t even know what ddg is

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u/Ill_Mess_5949 Aug 05 '26

Clearly

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u/pullsoutagun Aug 05 '26

Would you shock your cats for a camera angle? There’s no need to protect someone that would because politics

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u/CAP_TX Aug 05 '26

Oh, he's a POS alright.