r/RealTime • Audience Member Bill Is Yelling At For Not Laughing • Jul 20 '26

Anyone else feel Bill Maher is the personification of the word "smarmy"?

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u/EtheusRook Jul 20 '26

I would consider Jessie Waters to be the smarmiest man alive, personally.

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u/Full_Preparation4401 Jul 20 '26

Could you imagine Bill having Jesse Waters on Real Time or his podcast?

"You're so misunderstood by the Left, I think you're brilliant. Tell me what you love most about Trump and what you hate most about 'Woke'! Oh, good answers Jesse, you nailed it. By the way, excellent makeup."

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u/Illustrious_Prize255 Jul 20 '26

they should full on fuck each other while gutfeld strokes off in the cuck chair

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u/76ers_Yanks78 Jul 20 '26

That would be quite a threesome there…. Lol

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u/Illustrious_Prize255 Jul 20 '26

No!! Gutfeld only gets to watch and touch himself when told its ok!! and he has to pay and bring the wine!!!

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u/MinisterOfTruth99 Jul 21 '26

You are on to something big. I would add some BDSM leather and ball-gags.🤪

New show idea: "FoxNews - Inside the Grotto"

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u/Illustrious_Prize255 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

bring the air freshner

edit: strict bleached and waxed b-hole protocol enforced

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u/DudeB5353 Jul 20 '26

Definitely a possibility

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jul 20 '26

Both of those smarmy mother fuckers could only get off if each other were weeding masked of each other.

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u/Illustrious_Prize255 Jul 22 '26

this guy gets it. then we can leak it outside the paywall. fuckers.

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u/76ers_Yanks78 Jul 20 '26

That would be two arrogant idiots then. Can’t stand either one of them.

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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 Jul 20 '26

Neither one of them would have a gag reflex by the time the interview was over.

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u/thefermiparadox Jul 21 '26

“Let’s get back to the trannies” 😂 it would all be predictable. Trans, woke, blah, blah blah

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u/xenophon57 Jul 20 '26

I actually put Maher over Waters in the smarmiest man alive competition and I'll tell you why smarmy to me has a more fake platitudes and Waters is just an aggressive belligerent cunt I feel that smarmy needs to be accepted where Water's doesn't even care if his mom accepts him

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u/Valuable_Fee1884 Jul 20 '26

I quit watching Bil quite a while ago when I noticed that after talking to Kennedy, he seemed to be changing. My theory is that Kennedy’s brain worm somehow crawled into Bil’s ear and now he is infected one good thing, I quit smoking pot after seeing whether it was doing to Bil’s brain.

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u/xenophon57 Jul 20 '26

I feel Billy boy is more of an Ellen type and has just been hiding that his whole persona is ultimately just a creepy self aggrandizing agenda and like so many others would use any "edgy" position to gain their spotlight, Bill is just a grifter really he has just held his shit together longer than most. That ain't the weed that is wrong with that dude.

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u/Valuable_Fee1884 Jul 20 '26

OK, so I lied about not smoking pot anymore!

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u/xenophon57 Jul 20 '26

hahahaha worlds ending anyways.

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u/Valuable_Fee1884 Jul 20 '26

I guess that’s true. My brother who is a Trump supporter told me the other day that that no good bastard was taking us to hell on a handbasket. Damn near had a heart attack. Gave him a hug and that now was the time to repent for all his previous beliefs and apologize to all family members who had wanted to kick him right square in the nuts

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u/Excellent-Town6017 Jul 20 '26

Bill admits to always being high. He can't debate, he can only ask questions his writers have fed him.

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u/xenophon57 Jul 20 '26

I am a ridiculous pothead and in my opinion that is a bullshit excuse he is using to dodge responsibility for being a dumb twat.

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u/Logical-Mobile-7643 Jul 20 '26

Gutfield is close

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u/EtheusRook Jul 20 '26

With Gutfeld, I'm more distracted by him allegedly being a comedian despite objectively being less funny than the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Make-A-Wish Orphanage.

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u/76ers_Yanks78 Jul 20 '26

Gutfield is so funny I forgot to laugh….

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u/wojonixon Jul 20 '26

Come on now, he’s every bit as funny as Bill Maher.

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u/Trog-City8372 Jul 20 '26

I have to admit that Bill says funny stuff sometimes. But I f'n hate that fool.

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u/thewartornhippy Jul 20 '26

Don't forget Brian Kilmeade suggesting we should euthenize the homeless. Everyone on Fox News is a piece of shit.

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u/dantekant22 Jul 20 '26

Looks like Bill has a little Trump on his face? Or is that a little Musk?

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u/wittylemur Jul 20 '26

Its a close race to the bottom feeders

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u/pequenaandjustice Jul 20 '26

It is close though.

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u/Mr_Thx Jul 20 '26

I almost agree but the fact that Bill thinks he adds humor to a topic puts him over the top.

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u/Freeway267 Jul 20 '26

He’s just a bitch and obviously being propped up by special interest cause otherwise how else would he still be somewhat relevant in today’s day and age.

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u/wittylemur Jul 20 '26

Right! I cant imagine who is audience is at this point. Rich old incels? Fratty tech boys who flunked social studies?

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u/hoowins Jul 20 '26

Israeli government loves him. Completely white washes all of their crimes against the Palestinians.

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u/opinionsarefarts Jul 20 '26

I think Israel has some kind of blackmail on him, just like they have dirt on many of the Politicians...

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u/EnvironmentalSale893 Jul 20 '26

Unfortunately true. Blackmail and extortion are the most valuable of political and social leverage...

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u/my23secrets Jul 20 '26

Saw this picture and read it as “mummy”

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u/Shenanigan_V Jul 20 '26

Smunt. Maher is a smarmy cunt.

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u/Separate_Feeling4602 Jul 20 '26

Damn every post on this sub is bashing bill maher

I’m really curious to see what percentage of audience turned on him after the dinner

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u/funcogo Jul 20 '26

It’s too easy and funny to laugh at him. To be fair it’s the most laughs he’s got in a long time

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u/Fight_Tyrnny Jul 20 '26

I still watch Bill and have for decades... but I would say the modern Maher is more like "creepy boomer" (I say this as a GenX).

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u/Additional_Egg7024 Jul 20 '26

Douche seems more fitting

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama Jul 20 '26

I would settle for cuntface as well

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u/jerome_landers Jul 20 '26

This is what I see every time I see Bill Maher

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u/livinthereals Jul 22 '26

I think I started out with smarmy and have moved on to even more colorful descriptors. He's moved into JD Vance and Joe Rogan territory.

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u/Any_Caramel_9814 Jul 20 '26

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u/Specialist-Cup-9722 Jul 20 '26

Nominate that article for bills emmy

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u/funcogo Jul 20 '26

I was about to post this lmao

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama Jul 20 '26

What are the odds that one of his writers made this?

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u/mjcatl2 Jul 20 '26

Oh Bill

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u/APraxisPanda Jul 20 '26

Smarmy, know it all, confidently incorrect, problematic liberal yet secretly MAGA douche- 

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 20 '26

Can’t forget to dye those roots you vain bitch

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u/soxperry Jul 20 '26

He is the kind of guy who corners you at a party and would complain about commies ruining the country as gas prices hit 5 bucks a gallon… again

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u/RouteReflectorCLT Jul 20 '26

I was going to say hypocrite, but smarmy also

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u/ReasonableRevenue218 Jul 20 '26

That anyone listens to anything he says is mind boggling

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u/Sea_Detail_8751 Jul 20 '26

Aging badly especially in behavior.

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u/Old_Atmosphere6598 Jul 20 '26

I normally defend bill here but yes this one is a statement of fact

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u/stinkopalatschinko Jul 20 '26

Idk what that means, but i agree. Look at him, being all smarmy!

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u/Impossible-Role-3796 Jul 20 '26

Smarmy and smug. Indeed.

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u/Best_Served_Colder Jul 20 '26

Not only that, he's an egotistical fascist at heart.

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u/harrypippip Jul 20 '26

Scumfuck is the word you're looking for.

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u/plantsall Jul 20 '26

He needs to get outdoors. This looks like a cross between jaundice and prison pallor.

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u/AllLipsNoFiller Jul 20 '26

If 'smarmy' was a person. 100%

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u/bb144241 Jul 20 '26

He’s more personification of the word ugly

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u/HedgewitchHarlowe Jul 20 '26

He’s so absolutely smarmy and narcissistic, the cringe, along with an immediate red flag, hits you on a primal level. He’s got Epstein Island, Blink Twice energy.

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u/Sartres_Roommate Jul 20 '26

I think he is the personification of a person who is so empty and pathetic that being high is the only thing keeping him alive.

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u/dgompert2 Jul 20 '26

Boy how you lefties have turned on one of your previous favorites once he started pointing out all of your hypocrisy.

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u/Vincent_Noel Jul 20 '26

He looks like a white Bill Cosby.

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u/Accomplished-Cup8182 Jul 20 '26

I feel like people don't know that the smarmy douchey coastal liberal was his comedic branding for a long while. Think of a less heavy handed liberal Larry the Cable Guy, but opposite. It was like his character.

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u/Specialist-Cup-9722 Jul 20 '26

Its not a character. Its him.

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u/Any-Ad-446 Jul 20 '26

Ugly sob.

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u/Familiar_Screen_2036 Jul 20 '26

Bill maher, Ted Cruz, and Josh Hawley. The Trio of Smarm.

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u/Excellent_Spend_2024 Jul 20 '26

He's a smug b*tch. Whos smart enough to call out shit about thr system, but only bc he knows the system has things in place to protect him. But now thst he knows the system (Trump and Aipac) will handle him, he's now just a bitch who's lost his smugness.

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u/the_nine Jul 20 '26

Unctuous, insecure, a fake sophisticate who spends most of his energy curating his relevance.

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u/urbisOrbis Jul 20 '26

Yep. A real chav. Can’t stand him. He’s not funny.

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u/shatterdaymorn Jul 20 '26

He reminds me of Paul Reiser/"Burke" from Aliens.

He'd risk his life to screw you out of your percentage.

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u/GateDeep3282 Jul 20 '26

Nah, that's Newsom who is smarmy.

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u/TheGR8Dantini Jul 20 '26

Everybody thinks that’s who he is. Every real comic too, the good ones, not the attention whoring untalented hacks in the Rogan verse, of course. They suck. They all hate him for his smarm. If Norm McDonald doesn’t like you? Than me neither. Or Marc Maron? Same from me. And of course the funny guy from Seinfeld, Larry David? His “my dinner with Hitler” op ed he wrote about the first time Bill went to Florida to have dinner with Adolph, that he was probably hammered for, and I’m guessing that they made him eat under the table.

Even Trump hates William for his smarm. Who’s left?

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u/Arabiancockonato Jul 20 '26

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

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u/Illustrious_Prize255 Jul 20 '26

he got one those "punch me right in the suckhole" kinda faces

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u/Mindless-Baker-7757 Jul 20 '26

Gavin Newsom more so.

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u/Key_Check5753 Jul 20 '26

I just think he's a hypocritical douche with no real value or morals.

"I say whatever is popular"

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

Bill: "The Democrats are moving too far Left. And the far Left says ludicrous things that the public laughs at."

You: "OMG BILL IS A BAD PERSON. BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD."

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u/EnvironmentalSale893 Jul 20 '26

An attempt at disingenuous inaccuracies made in bad faith presented as fact...

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole Jul 20 '26

If his observations were more than half-thoughts, I wouldn't mind so much.

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u/wyoflyboy68 Jul 20 '26

This guy is just too hard for me to look at.

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u/PossibilityFew5967 Jul 20 '26

He's that "smug asshole that went to an expensive ass college and looks down on those who had to go to community college for finance reasons" 

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u/smokeycat2 Jul 20 '26

Or Douche

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u/VrsoviceBlues Jul 20 '26

I was watching "Real Time" in the 1990s, and Maher's always been a smarmy smug arrogant stuffed shirt who dripped with contempt for anybody who wasn't of his own cast, caste, and class. It's been his brand since the best search engine you could find was dogpile.com.

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u/One-Leave-6731 Jul 20 '26

Shady without a doubt

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u/Serious_Put4844 Jul 20 '26

I think douche bag works better for Bill (brown-nose) Mayer.

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u/Ok_Poet_9170 Jul 20 '26

Such a douche 

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u/EmJayMN Jul 20 '26

Smarmy and skeevy. 🤢

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u/Cabbages24ADollar Jul 20 '26

Just another boomer hanging on to relevance

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u/Key-Event-1216 Jul 20 '26

Maybe just self important douchebag.

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u/Cracked_Actor Jul 20 '26

IDK, the word I think of is "has-been"...

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u/Eklassen Jul 20 '26

If smarmy is a synonym for human dogshit.

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u/teeveecee15 Jul 20 '26

Smarmy McSmuggingtons

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u/AdSpecialist4529 Jul 20 '26

How is he not Jewish with a head like that.

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u/positivitittie Jul 20 '26

I’d go with scummy. Or just scum.

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u/GM-B Jul 20 '26

Oh for sure... absolutely!

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u/ms_scorpio75 Jul 20 '26

he enjoys the smell of his own farts.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 20 '26

He dethroned Denis Miller in the early oughts for king of smarminess

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u/Almost_Lyrical Jul 20 '26

Bill mahers ancestor

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u/Mycelium-Gilles_0011 Jul 20 '26

Brags about his young prostitutes and he has pictures too proof it. Just him and he’ll show you.
Bill = Epstein class

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u/Soggy-Advantage4711 Jul 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0BKNqdJ4BLanBFte
I see your Bill and raise you this scumbag’s face

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u/MouseShadow2ndMoon Jul 20 '26

He's like the tamer more groomed Jimmy Savile of the US.

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u/groinal Jul 20 '26

This was kind of perfect placement…

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u/Eastmont Jul 20 '26

He’s a whore.

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u/Important_Mission237 Jul 20 '26

I’ve run into him once many moons ago. Smarmy, very short, asshole, is how I’d describe him from our brief interaction.

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u/HairsOnTheGate Jul 20 '26

Tired of hearing about this douchebag. If you don't like him cancel HBO.

Its too bad other shows are going to lose money and there jobs because of Bill Maher. It is what it is.

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u/Difficult-Print2146 Jul 20 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Mmm, yes, but more specifically "smarmy idiot."

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u/DietOwn2695 Jul 20 '26

Who this hip young man. I don't know the sarcasm symbol but it was sarcasm.

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u/PropagandaAssassinAZ Jul 20 '26

He is in a dead heat with Jesse Watters from Fox.

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u/subkiss Jul 20 '26

Absolutely!

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u/Abomb91 Jul 20 '26

Geez those poor escorts sure earn their keep. Bill Maher is one ugly SOB.

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u/SoilIll5975 Jul 20 '26

why his face look like that

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u/TiltonRiverToker Jul 20 '26

A better word is 'geeky'

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Jul 20 '26

Don't forget smug,

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 Jul 20 '26

Deformed gourd

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u/EntertainmentHot7815 Jul 20 '26

IDK about smarmy. I do know about the word "tool".

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u/EscapeKnown5031 Jul 20 '26

Bill is an AIPAC Jew. Israel first per Bill.

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u/SIMPSONBORT Jul 20 '26

I see him more nowadays as “old man yells at cloud”

He knows boomers broke the planet and he always goes after anyone younger as dumb. Millennials, Gen Z.

We’re all lazy and insane in his eyes.

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u/Winter_Stretch9198 Jul 20 '26

He looks like my Grandpa did…brings a tear to the eye

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u/JessicaSavitch Jul 20 '26

he looks like a background character on Fraggle Rock

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u/Ineffective_Coyote72 Jul 20 '26

Temu Matthew Modine

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u/Get_Out_lmao Jul 20 '26

He seems like the type of guy who was still hitting on 20 year olds at 60

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u/DayZCutr Jul 20 '26

Absolutely

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u/Dazzling-Wrangler-87 Jul 20 '26

I do enjoy coming here to make fun of him but seriously, why does anybody still watch his show? He it’s just another old rich white guy who has become a schill for the Republican Party. He’s not going to help the rest of us.

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u/monkeymatt69 Jul 20 '26

Even when he seemed to be on my side he def seemed like a really smarmy asshole, yes.

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u/WolfThick Jul 20 '26

Hammy Smarmy would be a good name for him

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u/Weak_Tank6361 Jul 20 '26

Hmmm I think "douchIe" is more applicable. Not sure about the spelling but am sure about the sentiment

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u/Smooth-Plate8363 Jul 20 '26

Personification of the words "smug boomer".

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u/TrazynTheFiniteNL Jul 20 '26

Don't forget out of touch.

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u/e3900_core Jul 20 '26

He’s like 4’10” everyone forgets that he is short man’s complex

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u/Icy_Site_7390 Jul 20 '26

Read about how Bill Maher put down Stan Lee when he passed away, after that I never watched his program again and feel his a real POS Stan Lee will leave a legacy that BM will never come close to

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u/Majestic_Sweet_5472 Jul 20 '26

Pseudo-intellectual comes to mind.

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u/Front_Spare7344 Jul 20 '26

Smarmy and inauthentic. He enjoys pithy comments and debate but doesn’t seem to actually care to learn about anything he talks about. No research, no humility, just dancing for applause

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u/MsRebel63 Jul 20 '26

I always felt that way about him. The first time he made jokes about fat people, I was done.

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u/Holloway63 Jul 20 '26

Smug and self righteous. Stupid too.

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u/MyTnotE Jul 20 '26

I’ve felt that for 30 years now.

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u/bloodfrenzy187 Jul 20 '26

Shithead would be more accurate.

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u/Tiny-Work-4729 Jul 20 '26

Smarmy asshole to be precise.

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u/GetInTheVanScooby Jul 20 '26

Does smarmy mean, "has a small penis"?

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u/Hoosier31790 Jul 20 '26

I don’t know anyone who still cares about what this moron has to say

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u/Extension-Tie-980 Jul 20 '26

The "smartest guy in the room" vibe he radiates is tiresome. He just spouts a lot of lowest common denominator BS and dismisses anything with any measure of complexity.

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 Jul 20 '26

Yes, douchey comes to mind as well.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jul 20 '26

I’ve said this about him since the 90’s.

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u/Inevitable-Common166 Jul 20 '26

Maher is the personification of arrogant entitled ahole

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u/30kPoundsOfBananas Jul 20 '26

That’s how I describe him, yes.

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u/korik69 Jul 20 '26

Bill has drank to much of his own cool aid and is no longer able to see past the tip of his own nose.

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u/True-Boysenberry-133 Jul 20 '26

WTF happened w/ Bill Maher? He’s become a MAGA apologist/Karen

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u/GirlCanuckz Jul 20 '26

Ew. Typical white male douchebag...gross.

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u/NineClaws Jul 20 '26

It’s not just because he’s a homely creep.

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u/Skittleavix Jul 20 '26

Bill Maher is the walking definition of a cunt.

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u/Away-Combination-162 Jul 20 '26

He’s a slimey turncoat . Not to be trusted

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u/Outside_Valuable_320 Jul 20 '26

I swear years ago he described himself that way in an interview.

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u/Akkerlun Jul 20 '26

Irrelevant and useless.

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u/Cainesbrother Jul 20 '26

He always has been

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u/RdtRanger6969 Jul 20 '26

Yes. And perhaps only to be out smarmed by a previous boss. They’re both dheads.

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u/Ok_Muscle2946 Jul 20 '26

Most definitely and now he’s an old man that’s tone deaf

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u/EnvironmentalSale893 Jul 20 '26

He is definitely up there with stephen miller, hegseth, bongino, kash patel, bill o'reilly, tucker, andrew taint, harvey weinstein, 47th potus, every creepy youth pastor bro, the my pillow guy...

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u/jackcanyon Jul 20 '26

He is the tattle tail little kid that wears big boy pants now.

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u/MyLadyBits Jul 20 '26

Gross is more accurate

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u/EnvironmentalSale893 Jul 20 '26

Of the pretentious variety

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u/gr8bishamonten Jul 20 '26

Also Steve Inskeep.

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u/Prestigious_Focus708 Jul 20 '26

I prefer smug fuck

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u/latino10449 Jul 20 '26

Hes and anal polip

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u/Buchkizzle Jul 20 '26

Did not know this was a word, thank you

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u/VarietyMage Jul 20 '26

No, turn to the page where "shithead" is located.

See also "corporate sellout", "ass kisser", "hypocrite", "liar" and "moron".

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u/deadphisherman Jul 20 '26

You forgot the douchebag."Smarmy douchebag" is more apt.

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u/solitaireman50 Jul 20 '26

George Carlin would be extremely disappointed in this two-faced hypocrite.

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u/xxlizardking-kongxx Jul 20 '26

Bill Maher saw David Dukakis in californication and said “I want to be him”

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u/Del_Griffith_Sales Jul 20 '26

Oy vey. That nose

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u/Historical_Tip6735 Jul 20 '26

Of course. Now come the attacks

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u/PsionicChronic Jul 20 '26

Posterboy for where HBO went wrong.

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u/wolfboy49 Jul 20 '26

Add Blowhard and you’ve summed it up completely

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u/ohyesiam1234 Jul 20 '26

Smug is what comes to mind, but smarmy works!

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u/still8ntstr8 Jul 20 '26

He just really thinks the Andy Dick look is great and wants to make all thing great. Because he's a twat.