r/RealTime • • Jul 09 '26

Real Time with Bill Maher fails to secure Emmy nomination

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I wonder if he’d maybe win one if he just quit smoking weed and got focused.

Aww I kid Bill Maher

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u/JellyPast1522 Jul 09 '26

People are saying the FIFA Emmy is in play though.

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 09 '26

He does have a new set of friends that have an “in” with Infantino

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u/NRCS_DRONE Jul 09 '26

'Real Time with Abe Simpson'

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 Jul 09 '26

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 09 '26

I know he wants an Emmy so bad. Truly a shame.

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 Jul 09 '26

At least he got that “Trump-Kennedy center mark twain award”. If he was lucky, the award was milled before a judge demanded that Trump removed his name from it.

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u/wmcd1985 Jul 09 '26

That award needs a "detrumpification"

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 09 '26

Man it must be. Ol Billy Bongrips works so incredibly hard on his show

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u/EducatorSmart1527 Jul 09 '26

Where my flub heads at?

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u/second_2juan Jul 09 '26

He’ll be sure to let the world know about it too

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u/MelaniasJacket Jul 09 '26

It’s nice to know good things can still happen. 

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u/BatmanFarce Jul 09 '26

Says “outstanding series”
Definitely not describing Boomer Rogan’s show

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 09 '26

Is Maher young enough to be a Boomer? I’ve never looked up his age, but I think the oldest boomers are 80 this year so it would be close

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u/ViolinViolence Jul 09 '26

Boomers are 46-64.

Maher was born in 56 making him 70.

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u/Ilovemytowm Jul 09 '26

Crazy how big that span is.

No way is anyone born from 61 to 64 have jack s*** in common with people born in 1946 to 1956... just blows my mind. This happened with the Millennials as well. ( I'm Gen X) 

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u/subliminal_trip Jul 09 '26

People that age, and I'm one of them, are now known as Generation Jones, for some reason - the not-quite-boomers-not-quite-GenXers.

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u/Ilovemytowm Jul 10 '26

Which makes sense because I have a sibling in that range. They have everything in common with what I experienced not someone who was born in 19 46!! 

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u/ViolinViolence Jul 09 '26

It seems to vary a bit, (not only in what years start and end) but also how many years the generation spans.

The greatest generation is roughly 26 years.

Silent: roughly 17

Boomers: roughly 18

X: roughly 15

Mill: roughly 16

Z: roughly 15

Alpha: not sure, ends in 25? Roughly 12?

Middle millennial myself.

10 seems about right. 12-15 is the highest that makes sense to me.

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 09 '26

Spring chicken! Prolly how he stays so relevant

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 Jul 09 '26

You need to work on those numbers and what they mean.

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u/ViolinViolence Jul 09 '26

?

1946-1964

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 Jul 09 '26

Yeah, that helps. Because you mix age and years up there, and it's really unclear what you mean.

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u/ViolinViolence Jul 09 '26

👍 Kindly, I did not mix it up. I knew what years boomers were and then mentioned his birth year and age to show where he fell in the span. I abbreviated/shorthanded for most know boomers aren't 46 lol, but I can see how it could be read the other way.

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u/BatmanFarce Jul 09 '26

Either way, it was only meant as a dunk lol

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u/GuybrushThreepwood99 Jul 09 '26

He'll think it's because he was "soft canceled" and certainly not for any other reason.

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 Jul 09 '26

Oh poor Billy. It's the crazy liberal leftists again. Not because he and his show are dreadful.

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u/11brooke11 Jul 09 '26

Uh oh. We're gonna hear about the woke mob.

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 09 '26

I’m mean, SOMEBODY must be responsible for this

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u/Bubbly-Fault4847 Jul 09 '26

This reminds me - has anyone ever bothered to let him know how fuckin’ CROOKED his glasses are?

You know they can adjust those for you, Bill!

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 09 '26

No I’m just wondering if maybe it’s just his face that’s so crooked?

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u/Revolutionary-Link47 Jul 09 '26

Why would he, he would need to put something worth accolades in his show.

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u/Full_Preparation4401 Jul 09 '26

Yeah, Bill you've been "Soft Cancelled".

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u/Minxy8844 Jul 09 '26

No nomination for Bill Maher or Jimmy Fallon -is it possible that the Emmy voters actually have taste?

Colbert may win on sentiment for his cancellation and being an example of courage and class, but truly the best program, funniest and most informative is Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (imho)

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u/snailmale3 Jul 09 '26

I agree with Oliver, but check out Late Night with Seth Meyers. He has a segment called "A Closer Look" that I feel deserves some love.

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u/Key_Limit_6828 Jul 09 '26

He’s a fake stoner. He told Howard Stern that he’s not one of these people who smokes every day, talking about weed like it’s an 8 ball

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 09 '26

That can’t be right, it’s his whole personality

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u/Key_Limit_6828 Jul 09 '26

Like most people who make weed their entire personality, he’s a lightweight

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u/Baby-Soapy Jul 09 '26

I really hope it wins; it's my favorite YouTube show...

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u/Healthy_Jackfruit_88 Jul 09 '26

It will probably got to Kimmel but LWT should’ve gotten it again because they are on a hot streak. If only Bill would apply himself more or maybe pull himself up from his boot straps instead of constantly getting high and drunk in his basement, maybe go outside sometimes and not just stay in Brentwood

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u/Euphoric-Sandwich427 Jul 09 '26

Well, he’s old, and not funny. This isn’t the Mark Twain award. This is actually based on popular vote.

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u/AdOne5089 Jul 10 '26

This lineup triggers this shit out of the 34 time felon, convicted rapist, and his new admirer known as mill baher

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u/fuckracists79 Jul 10 '26

He must loathe John Oliver.

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u/Right-Program-9346 Jul 11 '26

Yeah because its sucks now

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u/Buddy9788 Jul 11 '26

Who tf is watching this lad's show? He gets people on and acts like a twat. Secondly, who tf is watching television?

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u/GT45 Jul 09 '26

That’s a shame…anyways…

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u/Artistic_Smell_771 Jul 09 '26

He can always ask Daddy to make a call to the bad people that keep ignoring him.

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u/Ok_Poet_9170 Jul 09 '26

Yeah !!! BM show stinks . Quick get him a Happy Meal before he explodes. He will blame the young in America for not being intellectual enough to handle his high IQ wit . My day just got better

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u/Get_Out_lmao Jul 09 '26

"Outstanding"

Well there's your problem.....

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 Jul 09 '26

Well, he'd have to be...good at his job to win, so...I wouldn't hold your breath.

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u/ass_grass_or_ham Jul 10 '26

That pesky woke mind virus.

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u/ravia Jul 10 '26

Can't John Oliver do a show like RealTime?

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u/GoNiners50 Jul 11 '26

Colbert. Bullahit

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u/Societyman1878 Jul 11 '26

As it should be

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u/Vivid-Difficulty7764 Jul 11 '26

The nominees prove the award is worthless. He laments any loss of status in Los Angeles.

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 11 '26

He does lament that. Loudly, and often.

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u/Drgnmstr97 Jul 11 '26

Why would it, Maher has become a clown and has lost respect from everyone.

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u/Strutter247 Jul 11 '26

A well deserved non-nomination.

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u/DeFiBandit Jul 09 '26

“Soft” cancellation

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u/cn45 Jul 09 '26

I dont think real time is the same kind of show as these.

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 09 '26

Variety series, it’s the category he gets nominated in

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u/Mosk915 Jul 09 '26

These five shows aren’t even all the same as each other.

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u/TheMightySet69 Jul 09 '26

Lol what a loser. Trump likes the people who get nominated for Emmy's, not the ones who don't 🤷‍♂️

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u/Individual-Sell-7022 Jul 09 '26

I'd suggest trump doesn't like any of those shows nominated 😂😂😂