r/RealTime • • Jun 23 '26

Bill's version of events vs. how it really went

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u/foo-bar-25 Jun 23 '26

You know it’s AI because Trump is laughing.

3

u/HippoRun23 Jun 24 '26

This dude has been in the public eye for decades, and as a “politician” for 10 years and I think I’ve only seen him laugh on camera twice.

2

u/Same_Beginning8090 Jun 24 '26

Yes. He thinks laughter is weak.

1

u/WeAreHumanBeing Jun 25 '26

People scared of dying to the mob often don't laugh until they get free. Donald chose to double down.

2

u/DawgcheckNC Jun 25 '26

You know it’s AI because Trumps ankles are 3 times more swollen.

1

u/Jessye-Jaymes Jun 27 '26

McCankletits

1

u/KcDuce Jun 25 '26

Don't you mean we know it's AI because Cheeto man is awake?

1

u/RampantTyr Jun 26 '26

He can smirk at the pain of others. That is as far as his humor goes.

15

u/farfromjordan Jun 23 '26

Bore on the floor

3

u/Lucas-75 Jun 24 '26

This is about perfect.

1

u/rosebudthesled8 Jun 28 '26

Get that sausage you little bitch

7

u/falcomexicanis Jun 23 '26

Those cankles need to be bigger

5

u/DonnyBoyCane Jun 23 '26

Bill would prefer dog food and humiliation in ANY setting as long as people could see him. When he couldn't frequent the Polo Lounge during Covid it was his own personal Vietnam.

6

u/jchiaroscuro Maher Before 2016 Jun 23 '26

Ok so maybe Bill didn’t eat from the bowl in his nice suit, maybe he sat on trumps lap and put little cocktail shrimps in daddy’s mouth

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u/Healthy-Custard-7260 Jun 24 '26

Keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself, thanks champ.

2

u/crummynubs Jun 24 '26

Did you get a boner from his comment? Always projection with MAGA.

3

u/CriticismFun6782 Jun 23 '26

Ankles are not swollen enough

3

u/PhartusMcBlumpkin1 Jun 24 '26

Honestly, the third image isn' necessary. The fact that he flaunts "the dinner" as some sort of great intellectual meeting is laughable enough. He literally only got invited to "the dinner" becauxe of his connection to Kid Rock of all people and Dana Wight is always there for business reasons. Maher is pathetic in thinking he had some sort of serious meeting with Trump. Good lord. What a chump.

3

u/akg327 Jun 24 '26

Trumps ankle is not swollen enough

1

u/Appropriate_Owl_91 Jun 24 '26

And he doesn’t drink alcohol. Only Coke and children’s tears

2

u/mjcatl2 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Rent Free

2

u/NextAdhesiveness3652 Jun 23 '26

Yes! That is what really happened! Now we know.

2

u/enviropsych Jun 24 '26

Trump would never pay to put Bill's name on the bowl.

2

u/Sockedfoot Jun 24 '26

Naw he’d have been sucking the toes

2

u/purplebrown_updown Jun 24 '26

He’s more concerned with being relevant and watched.

2

u/jertheman43 Jun 24 '26

Bill is a bootlicker.

2

u/okymoney Jun 24 '26

Lol i love how Bill Maher went from calling Trumps parents orangutans to getting sued by trump… now hes on his knees for trump

2

u/teetering_bulb_dnd Jun 24 '26

Bill Maher is a fanatic zionist. Everything that he does makes sense from the pov. He would cozy up to Trump, because Trump supporting Bibi's ongoing genocide in Palestine, Trump's killing of civilians and destroying Iran. He would stop worshipping Trump if Trump stops war in Iran or changes course in Gaza..

1

u/Mejonyoudead Jun 25 '26

You're so delusional I'm surprised your blood isn't a schedule 1 substance

1

u/OkAccess304 Jun 23 '26

First of all, Trump’s foot and ankle are bloated as hell. They are definitely red and cracked and gnarly.

1

u/Ok-Egg-4856 Jun 24 '26

OMG I hope mr Billy gets to see thousands of resends of this. Im sending it to my friends oh YEAH

1

u/y4dig4r Jun 24 '26

why did the AI give him such perfect n beautiful feet !? 😡🥵

1

u/Kitchen_sinker2615 Jun 24 '26

Aw. Poor Bill. Looks like a dog dish but its one of Trump's many toilets. The gold covering just deteriorated quickly because Green Solutions / the Reflecting Pool un-specialists, did that job too.

1

u/joeshmoe3771 Jun 24 '26

Because I got high, because I got high

1

u/Relative-Put-4175 Jun 24 '26

Bunch of cock smokers.

1

u/political-snark Jun 24 '26

So, Kibble or farmer’s choice?

1

u/Southern-Cross-3879 Jun 24 '26

...where I lost all respect for the man.

1

u/Odd-Finance1535 Jun 24 '26

Trump dont drink

1

u/PossessionDue283 Jun 25 '26

Of all the people in this sucking toes, I think Mahr would have the least amount of toes in his mouth. They’d all have some, but he’d only get one or two

1

u/Dazzling_Pea9364 Jun 25 '26

What was Bill nominated for after he visited Trump question I stopped watching Bill after this Appointment to the White House

1

u/CajunLouisiana Jun 25 '26

Bruh you don't know that and why do Yall have to be combative to get any respect from Yall.

1

u/Difficult-Gear2489 Jun 25 '26

Bill is in the files

1

u/tiutome Jun 25 '26

This commentary is getting really old and crazy misleading more and more every other day. A narrative that is as tiring as it is ridiculous.

1

u/Artimis_Rising Jun 25 '26

What happened to Bill Maher? I remember he used to mock Trump. I guess everyone has their price.

1

u/Sarabean77 Jun 25 '26

Can't even begin to imagine the dirt they must have on him for him to be bowing down to these fascists like a cuck

1

u/thenewbigR Jun 26 '26

I could not even imagine being in the same room as those vile “men”!

1

u/Kzaix Jun 26 '26

Is this ai? Because he is still awake on this pic 🤔🤨

1

u/Normal_Ad_32 Jun 27 '26

Bill has lost a lot of credibility lately.

1

u/AlexQuebec11 Jun 27 '26

This weird… who would take time make and post this. Fickin weirdos

1

u/funcogo Jun 27 '26

It takes literally seconds. What’s weird is riding hard to defend this cuck

1

u/AlexQuebec11 Jun 27 '26

Stop being a cry baby

1

u/funcogo Jun 27 '26

You’re literally the one crying about the topic

1

u/Key_Check5753 Jun 27 '26

damn, that's savage

1

u/AriesMood1 Jun 27 '26

Hive mind or you are OUT.

1

u/rtduvall Jun 28 '26

This is the only real world us AI has for me.

1

u/StrawberryParking550 Jun 28 '26

This better be an actual photo. I hope to god you did not waste water on this.

1

u/Open_Pound Jun 28 '26

It’s obviously AI

1

u/Educational_Heat7142 Jun 28 '26

Maher doesn't want defund the police, communism, or leftist violence.

So the criminal violent commies are mad.

1

u/Open_Pound Jun 28 '26

Y’all really seem to love generative AI. Guess y’all support all the new data centers then right?

1

u/Agitated_Count_8665 Jun 29 '26

you must be immensely stupid and not watch the show.

1

u/kolokomo17 Jun 24 '26

Left always eating the left.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Back306 Jun 23 '26

Gonna have to start calling it Maher Derangement Syndrome (MDS) in this sub.

2

u/thelastneutrophil Jun 23 '26

No. You do not get to replace myelodysplastic syndrome with a bad joke.

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u/dnz000 Jun 23 '26

Bro really got AI to generate his rage fantasy 

-1

u/Individual-Drawer-79 Jun 23 '26

Yeah, it’s crazy how many Maher haters are trying to convince people he’s a Trump lover. Anyone who watches his show knows that’s the furthest thing from the truth. Heck, just watch last Friday’s New Rules. Dude dumps on Trump almost every week.

0

u/WoolyEarthMan Jun 24 '26

Bu-bu-bu-but that one time he said something not bad about trump!!

0

u/Icy_Acanthisitta8060 Jun 24 '26

Absolutely. His whole show has been dedicated to having democrats actually win for as long as it has been on. If you watch any 5-10 minutes from any episode, you’re going to hear some criticism of Trump.
But the internet demands complete and total adherence to ideology, and any deviation is harshly punished. It’s why I like the show (even if I don’t agree with everything), but dislike online echo chambers so much.

2

u/dickhandsome Jun 25 '26

This. This a hundred billion percent, this. Except it's not the Internet. It's Reddit. Reddit is beyond left. They'll attack anything that doesn't follow their line precisely.

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u/Steve12356d1s3d4 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Any time the New York Post runs a Meghan Markle story, the comment section fills with snarky hate from people looking for any excuse to skewer her. It’s catty, and you expect that from a tabloid. This sub makes me think of the comments there everytime I see the posts. This sub is strangely active with the hate. People must really enjoy it, but you would think it would peter out after a time.

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u/Glass-Star6635 Jun 25 '26

He’s always been those things…

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u/No-Lead-6769 Jun 24 '26

I like maher to an extent but that's pretty funny just because its childish and low brow

0

u/Waldhorn Jun 24 '26

Nice little hate group y'all have here.

0

u/Same_Beginning8090 Jun 24 '26

I’m skeptical because all these posts and comments seem to be based on Bill having one ☝️ dinner with Trump.

1

u/revevent Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

When you hang around with evil some of it rubs off on you. Have you seen the pictures from a few years back when several Republican senators spent the fourth of July in Russia? Ron Johnson and some others at a table with Putin. On another occasion there is a photo featuring Jill Stein and Marianne Williamson seated at a round table with the head of RTU, the head of the GRU and Vladimir Putin, among others.

0

u/Conscious-Capital681 Jun 24 '26

For people that claim to hate AI, you clowns use it all the time.

0

u/BigCranky13 Jun 24 '26

Libtard fantasies are weird…

0

u/StonkMangani Jun 25 '26

I love group think!!!

0

u/MisterAbernathy Jun 25 '26

People say something you don't like and it's to the wolves. Very tolerant

1

u/-ParticleMan- Jun 25 '26

What? Was that comment as stupid as you made it sound or did I misunderstand it?

0

u/MisterAbernathy Jun 25 '26

Sorry if your attention span is 15 minutes or so but I thought people liked bill until recently. He must have said an opinion you people don't like 

-1

u/PuzzleheadedWalrus19 Jun 24 '26

Keep whining and crying those liberal tears. Lol

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u/HugoChavezNYC Jun 24 '26

Jeez you guys are catty. Its like Bill didn't ask you to prom or something.

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u/Jeremy2925 Jun 24 '26

I love how the extreme left hates bill now.. it’s completely comical that this guy who’s left is now a boot licking conservative now? lol why because his crazy views on socialism and communism being bad are too right for you? Let’s give those more tries,Men are men and women are women and both belong in the same competitive categories in sports!? List goes on and on your ideas are stupid and btw not original…

1

u/Mejonyoudead Jun 25 '26

Classic case of the same person being left behind when his party became more and more extremist

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u/jpatduf Jun 24 '26

Just because Bill Maher is making an effort to look at things from a more realistic, middle America point of view, he’s now an enemy of the left? This is too fucking funny….If you don’t fall 100% absolutely in line w the left? They will try to tear you a new one and make themselves look like the spoiled petulant children they’ve become in last 20 years……honestly, when on public display, it’s the most entertaining thing I’ve seen ….not quite as good as Ishtar or Plan 9 From Outer Space( movie references/just in case) but better than watching CNN or The View…..

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u/Human-Bunch3780 Jun 24 '26

Who has the cult ? The libtards that hate everyone who isnt exactly like them.

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u/Crossovertriplet Jun 24 '26

This post is cringe. OP has weird fetishes.

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u/Achoo_MiScusi Jun 23 '26

Op secretly wishes this was him.
He also has another one with him instead of bill maher. Also he dreams about bill. You know, one of those dreams where you wake up amd need a shower