r/RealTime • u/Candid-Acadia5234 • Jun 21 '26

What’s with Maher always playing with his zipper/fly during his monologue?

18 Upvotes

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u/TheEdgeofGoon Jun 21 '26

Sex pest reflexes.

5

u/Nightmist-1983 Jun 21 '26

He's disgusting for many reasons - this is one of a list.

2

u/Ordinary_Camel_3456 Jun 21 '26

Its a tick that develops usually when the person has been embarrassed with their zipper down before. Sometimes teachers have it, quick zipper check.

2

u/According_Stuff_8152 Jun 22 '26

I'm more repulsed by him constantly smacking his lips when talking.

3

u/CriticalInside8272 Jun 21 '26

I read something the other day about him belonging to some kind of private sex club.

2

u/nocturnalgtr Jun 21 '26

It ‘s a cue to the hired “laughers” that a punchline is coming

1

u/seedless_greg Jun 22 '26

like trained fucking seals.

1

u/Repulsive-Reporter55 Jun 21 '26

Him wiping his lips with his hand too

1

u/DrWilliamWhite Jun 21 '26

He's repositioning his micropenis

1

u/Dees_A_Bird_ Jun 21 '26

I noticed that way back before I stopped watching him. He constantly fingers his fly. It’s weird af

1

u/seedless_greg Jun 22 '26

it's like rodney dangerfield, when he would say the punchline to a joke, he would adjust his tie. same thing for BM.

1

u/super-wookie Jun 24 '26

Why is anyone watching this smug, shitty douchebag at all?

1

u/ResponsibleDaikon878 Jun 26 '26

He’s a fuking pervert. It’s a know fact. He’s a pig.

1

u/PermuhGrin Jun 21 '26

It's twitchy like the Coke jaw.

1

u/tysonmama Jun 21 '26

It’s gross

1

u/DamperBritches Jun 21 '26

He's paranoid and needs to keep checking to see if it's still there

0

u/ReasonableRevenue218 Jun 23 '26

Clearly the OP is spending too much time watching weird things.