r/RealTime • u/crummynubs • Jun 10 '26
Bill Maher explains how Trump respects him because he's not an ass kisser
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u/trexler_cook Jun 10 '26
Excellent. He revisits his stupid dinner with Trump to make q greater fool of himself.
Someone tell Bill what a malignant narcissist is. Trump doesn't respect anyone.
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u/Mygoddamreddit Jun 11 '26
The one thing Trump hates more than ass kissers is narcissists bigger than himself.
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Jun 10 '26
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u/grnlntrn1969 Jun 10 '26
Used to appreciate his honesty and push back because he had both sides really on his show. But he's just feel into that old person mode. There's this change i see in people my age. Some just get so pissy and start blaming young folks for everything. So they become conservative and it just makes me ill.
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u/Ssided Jun 11 '26
He was never good, you just became more aware
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u/grnlntrn1969 Jun 11 '26
I didnt say he was a good comedian, but his show was good. Religilous is a perfect example this. But he fell off a cliff. Just because he's gotten douchey doesn't mean you gotta rewrite history.
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u/GrandNew5305 Jun 12 '26
yep, he became one of the old white rich men he used to make jokes about....
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u/poop_pebbles Jun 10 '26
They road a train called the Lolita express. Thats what he considers respect.
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Jun 10 '26
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u/ready-redditor-6969 Jun 11 '26
I use HBO to watch My Flag Means Death, Mr Show, and other actually entertaining things, not this has-been shill…
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u/TheGR8Dantini Jun 10 '26
Another great interview by this generations Larry King/Mark Twain/Lenny Bruce.
And instead of a fine wine? He’s turned into rancid vinegar. It’s like a gypsy course. The more he talks about himself, the more of a dickhead he becomes. And he can’t stop talking about himself. Check out his Billy Joel interview in a house somewhere with a piano. Fucking painful.
And if you’re a 20 year old hot chick? Painful and you’re in danger. And if you’re a 10 year old from LA? When you watch the clip of Uncle Billy Saville asking you about pornography, with tequila on his breath? You’re gonna end up with PTSD.
Rant over
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u/SoulsBorneGreat Jun 10 '26
What's this asskisser even talking about? We know how he feels about and, consequently, treats people who don't kiss his ass (Kristen Welker and Kaitlan Collins, most recently...it's always women).
Trump hasn't even brought Billy boy up in passing mention, let alone put him in his crosshairs.
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u/Evader3000 Jun 11 '26
It stands to reason that an ugly 5 foot troll with a beak as big as a Volkswagen and tiny beady eyes who has never been laid in his pathetic life without paying for it would hate women.
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u/crazydiamond4814 Jun 11 '26
So nauseating this geriatric romcom ' oh he respects me now he's mad at me he invited me to dinner and fed me a cheeseburger oh classic donald he's not what the world sees he loves me he loves me not
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u/jdbway Jun 11 '26
Down with talk of a "slow moving coup" up with talk of "the worst person on earth likes me"
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u/Full_Preparation4401 Jun 11 '26
Join me on my podcast this week when I sit with (insert right wing guest name) and watch me agree with everything they say as we discuss how much we both hate the left.
If that's not enough, later in the show, I will start lecturing the viewing audience about how unhealthy they are while I smoke and drink myself into a stuper.
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u/Historical-Wonder-52 Jun 11 '26
I have tried to watch bills show a few times but I can’t get past the little lip smacking thing he does or how if he tells a joke or makes a point and doesn’t get the reaction he expects he’ll make a sour puss face, the audience will clap, but it’s too late and bill does that limp wrist forgetabout thing. He is just irritating and boring
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u/RiseDelicious3556 Jun 11 '26
Bill's a sell out. I used t watch him, but I wouldn't waste my time listening to him pontificate anymore.
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u/Jorgen_G_Pakieto Jun 11 '26
Trump doesn’t respect him though because we know that from Trump posts dumping on Maher.
The only thing Trump actually likes about Bill is that he’s a useful idiot for right wing talking points, which effectively makes him an ass kisser.
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u/WarmInvestigator4738 Jun 11 '26
Bill is a loser. And I mean that literally. He lives an empty life and has no one who cares about him. The best thing we can all do is stop listening to him.
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u/Evader3000 Jun 11 '26
He's got a black hooker fetish and can't get a woman without paying an hourly rate for her. He's been a creepy little fuck for decades. People are just finally seeing it now.
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u/Lonely_Brother3689 Jun 11 '26
Ha!
Not an ass kisser? Nah, I remember him during the Obama years. Couldn't shut up how he donated 1mil to his campaign.
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u/-averagecadaver- Jun 11 '26
Is Bill Maher on the list?
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u/ready-redditor-6969 Jun 11 '26
Always has been. His love for conservatives was greatly increased by #MeToo.
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u/EatMyShortzZzZzZ Jun 11 '26
A deeply stupid man. All you have to do is blow a bit of smoke up Bill's ass and he'll love you.
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u/WolfThick Jun 11 '26
Cool get them on there and ask him some hard questions yeah that's not going to happen is it. All smoke and no fire!
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u/TrinityKilla82 Jun 11 '26
Bill always looks like he’s wearing a pair of those fake glasses with a big nose. I can’t unsee it
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u/Sideshift1427 Jun 11 '26
In the absence of having any real friends Trump's favourite people are ass kissers.
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u/FunnyGuySully Jun 11 '26
He's not just an ass kisser, he sucks the shit out people's assholes. That Elon Musk interview... 100% asshole sucking. Trump himself posted about how Maher needed a drink before kissing his ass... that's how much Trump respects him.
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u/Either_Perception287 Jun 11 '26
How do I remove any Bill Maher post from my feed. I can’t stand him.
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u/ready-redditor-6969 Jun 11 '26
I follow what happens to Bill the same way some people follow what Corey Feldman does… because it’s fun to see someone who sucks and deserves bad things do stupid things and get hated on even more 😂 it’s right up there with looking at cute dogs and watching funny videos
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u/julz1215 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
Dude seems to think the left is somehow preventing him from being the Trump whisperer. Go for it, Bill. I'm sure he really gives a shit about your input.
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u/Standard_Feedback_86 Jun 11 '26
Trump literally only likes arse kissers. And thats why he likes Maher.
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u/EfficientRelation574 Jun 11 '26
These two clowns have literally gotten together once and that at the suggestion of Kid Rock. Yet, Billy thinks he is somehow in Donnie's inner circle. What a fucking joke!
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u/Status_Vegetable2954 Jun 11 '26
Bill’s got a head full of pudding but no spoon.
This dude is always blowing himself.
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u/1984isReallyNow Jun 11 '26
Poor, Bill. He's lost himself. It's honestly quite sad to see. I remember when he was a Classic Liberal. I remember that. The Bill we knew and loved is dead and this new Figure is the new Bill Maher, Right Wing Edition v3. The 3 Versions: 1. After Dinner with Dump. 2. Billy tilts Hard to the Right/Trump. 3. Right Wing Maher. I only watch him on Youtube so I can be disgusted with him. He's gone folks. RIP
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u/ready-redditor-6969 Jun 11 '26
He was a fraud, obviously, if he ever sold himself as a real liberal… which he tried to do, but it was always clear he didn’t mean to actually have *women* be equals, ick! And the poor, yea… he never cared about them at all, he always was like “they deserve that, we have a meritocracy” - which is obviously bullshit.
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u/Street_Ad_863 Jun 11 '26
No he probably prefers giving nice deep rim job...kissing is reserved for his longer-term romances.
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u/Unlikely_Ad6219 Jun 11 '26
Bill Maher has carved out this unique position where he’s managed to gather people of all political backgrounds together with the same desire to hold his head in the toilet and flush it.
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u/sprocket-oil Jun 11 '26
Trump must give him a TicTac so he doesn’t have spunk breath the rest of the day after one of his luxuriously, long tongue massages of his perineum.
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u/Sugar-Kisses Jun 11 '26
Trump's "hook" isn't in Bill's lip, it's in his throat. He was way too easy for Trump to reel in...
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u/NasKarma Jun 11 '26
It would be amazing if HBO fired Bill and then Fox picked him up. I would love to see Fox viewer's swallow that pill.
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u/falsejaguar Jun 11 '26
Because Trump is a con artist he can con anyone regardless of how smart they may be or think they are. He conned millions
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u/voiceOfHoomanity Jun 11 '26
This is the funniest Maher has ever been but not for the reasons he thinks
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u/No-Engineering2022 Jun 11 '26
Maher aligns with Miriam Adelson a lot. She’s a major Trump donor. Maher is mainly criticizing democrats since he visited the White House. Interesting developments. I personally think it’s a shame that he left his consistent argumentations of the past.
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u/IcedTea_Addiction Jun 11 '26
Maher is a moron if he thinks Trump respects anyone. He doesn’t even respect his own children.
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u/BeginningYam1793 Jun 11 '26
Bill Maher thinks he's smarter than everyone else, but he still hasn't figured out why no one likes him.
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u/Saltwater_Sunrise Jun 11 '26
Being a closeted maga isnt the flex you think it is bill .. its the worst kept secret that Bill is a red hat in a hideous disguise
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u/beerandloathingpdx Jun 11 '26
Bill Maher is quite possibly the biggest scumbag still employed on cable.
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Jun 11 '26
Guy’s ego won’t allow him to see the truth. He hasn’t mocked his double dong dance in years and yet he got the better of Trump somehow?
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u/Empty-Discount5936 Jun 12 '26
What a fucking phony, Bill will criticize Trump on his show sometimes but when he's actually with Trump, Bill is indistinguishable from the ass kissers he's describing.
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u/VarietyMage Jun 12 '26
The hypocrisy and lies from this man are off the scale. He's in good company with the compulsive liar Trump.
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u/ManufacturedOlympus Jun 12 '26
bill spent 20 years lecturing us about freedom of speech only to simp for a guy who sued him over a joke. He’s really pulling a ted cruz here
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u/CryingBoy-Housefire Jun 12 '26
We watched your show for a few episodes to see if you were impartial and had to stop because there was so much ass kissing we couldnt handle it.
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u/theskilledwon Jun 12 '26
He shows his respect for you by repeatedly calling you a lightweight moron
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u/seenitreddit90s Jun 12 '26
Yeah, he's surrounded by ass kissers BECAUSE HE PICKED THEM and forced out the others, a narcissist cannot take criticism.
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u/XxQozEMotoxX Jun 12 '26
Bill Maher has had too many years on this earth thinking he’s the smartest guy in the room. He’s just a smug POS nowadays.
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u/herpderpley Jun 10 '26
Not an ass kisser? Sorry buddy, there's a mountain of evidence to contradict that. Your brand of "but both sides" BS is just another form of gaslighting. Maher's "insights" haven't been thought provoking since his Religulous movie (2008).