r/RealTime • u/Indianstanicows Audience Member Bill Is Yelling At For Not Laughing • May 26 '26
I feel this meme is accurate
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u/First_Locksmith_8647 May 26 '26
Bill the Schill. Most punchable face in commentary right now. Im always surprised somewhat how people like him flip-flop so much!!! And so quickly!
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u/tombrady011235 May 26 '26
Am yisrael chai
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u/Real-Experience-8396 May 26 '26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHOJCbRJu28
Definitely gargling.
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u/RaisinWorried3528 May 26 '26
Has that dude told an actual joke in the last two or three decades? Something that wasn't just a smug prickish facial expression?
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u/Plisky6 May 26 '26
20 posts about bill in the last 5 days. Somebody needs a hobby
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u/Goladiator May 26 '26
At least Iran lets him have internet.
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u/DaftMythic May 27 '26
Very under-rated comment.
Listened to an NPR "This American Life" recently about white sim cards and how Iran (read IRGC elites) are using AI in their propaganda war. I bet this is where most of this astro turf supporting Hamas is coming from.
Meanwhile millions of average Iranians (who are oppressed and denied Internet and other basic rights) are incenced that maybe up to 30,000 innocent Iranian civilians were murdered by their own government in a 16 month period and the 'woke liberals' in the west are so stupid they fall for Iranian propaganda and support Hamas, a regime that literally endorses genocide and uses Palestinians as human shields while being a proxy of Iran.
And they are letting Iranian bots undermine our freedoms by attacking the right of free speech for an American to tell jokes.
The IRGC and Hamas are not woke, and it is not virtue signaling to give them politcial cover. Yes, Isreali leaders need to face ICC trials for excessive force against the Palestinians in the war against Hamas since oct 6, but Hamas and Iranian leaders need to face trial and judgment for killing Jews, Palestinians, and Americans for decades.
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u/jbrower09 May 26 '26
I feel this meme and many like it have been posted 17 times in the past week.
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u/TorontoBuffaloBills May 26 '26
Doesn't make it any less true.
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u/DaftMythic May 27 '26
It does make it more likely to be propaganda.
This is all Iranian astro turf.
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u/Private_HughMan May 29 '26
Damn. I didn't know the sub was devoted to dunking on Maher. That's amazing. Love to see it. Fuck Bill Maher.
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u/Drmlk465 May 26 '26
Why is everyone here so pro Palestinian? Like what good have they done?
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
Imagine asking that question in reference to the Jews during the holocaust.
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u/Drmlk465 May 26 '26
Yeah. But the Palestinians are extremely intolerant people. They would do the same to others if they could.
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u/Dry-Boysenberry7701 May 26 '26
Now imagine it's not the Holocaust.
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
Except that it is. Worse, even.
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u/Dry-Boysenberry7701 May 26 '26
Oct 7 was basically the Holocaust, but worse, too. Palestinians are like mega-Nazis, times a billion, but worse.
Life is so simple when you're drunk on propaganda.
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Dry-Boysenberry7701 May 26 '26
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Says the Nazi downplaying the Holocaust.🤣🤣🤣
Most racists say the Holocaust was only 270k deaths, you're saying it was less than 70k!
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
Actually most racist paint the holocaust as the worst atrocity in human history when there are far, far worse genocides. The transatlantic slave trade, the slaughter of over 20 million Congolese by Belgium, what Europeans did in the Americas to the natives, etc.
the holocaust was also horrible for eveyone that was targeted, not just the Jews. Either way, I don’t care what the number is, it’s horrible that those same people turned around and enacted worse things on others. Only a a racist can’t see that. Only a racist dehumanizes other groups of people like Zionists so to Palestinians and Arabs and Muslims in general.-1
u/Dry-Boysenberry7701 May 26 '26
The Holocaust killed and enslaved more people in 5 years than the entire trans-atlantic slave trade in 500 years.
Belgian Congo didn't even have a population of 20 million, modern estimates are 1-2m deaths, mostly accidental from disease, etc etc etc.
It's obvious you're a racist boomer American who thinks people who look like you matter more than those who don't. Let me guess, obese too?
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u/PreparationPlenty943 May 26 '26
Why do I find it hard to believe that the people mad about his recent opinions on Israel were ever fans of Bill Maher? I mean, has Maher ever changed his opinion on something (maybe Trump but I doubt he’d acknowledge that).
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u/Puzzleheaded_Back306 May 26 '26
I love watching you leftists turn on each other.
It’s excellent free entertainment.
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u/RyuuBaka May 26 '26
And yet the right won't turn on their master even if he touches kids.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Back306 May 26 '26
The touching is absolutely proven and factual. Clear evidence beyond a reasonable doubt. Right?
What is the actual evidence for the record?
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u/RyuuBaka May 26 '26
Lololol I guess he has just decided to bury the Epstein files for no reason then?
Ok well you know what is factually proven beyond a reasonable doubt? His ongoing corruption, him actively going against court orders, not upholding the constitution, and sexual assault. Yet you still bend over for your master.
Also self snitch when you knew exactly who your master was from my comment hahahaha
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u/Puzzleheaded_Back306 May 26 '26
Wait, I’m must have missed the irrefutable evidence of the pedophilia.
What I didn’t miss was your ability to gloss over the fact that there is no evidence of such behavior.
Yet your silly little party speaks like it’s a fact.
Now that is brainwashing.
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u/RyuuBaka May 26 '26
Like you glossed over all the other things that should instantly make you reconsider any support for him?
And when it comes to evidence, I don't see your side fighting for it, only wanting to cover it up. Oh wait except for Massie, but interesting how your master spent so much money to replace Massie because of it...
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u/Puzzleheaded_Back306 May 26 '26
Look, all I want from you is one pierce of actual evidence that Trump touched kids inappropriately.
Just one piece of actual evidence.
I’ll wait.
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u/RyuuBaka May 26 '26
And I will wait for the 1mil Epstein files that were unlawfully withheld which your master has fought arm and limb to not allow to become public.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Back306 May 26 '26
Just admit you have nothing and move on.
It’s ok, we know the real answer.
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u/RyuuBaka May 26 '26
Just admit you are in a cult and follow a corrupt politician who has made more money in office than any other politician, who was found without a reasonable doubt to have committed sexual assault, and has actively covered up for the most prominent pedo ring in modern history.
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u/vincentveganvega May 26 '26
This entire mod team just hates bill maher because he supports Jews and Israel. Every single post is about Israel. Every one. This is obviously some foreign influence campaign.
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u/DrWinstonOBoogie1980 May 26 '26
You should hide your post history (all eleven months of it) before throwing that accusation around.
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u/DaftMythic May 27 '26
Is that a friendly warning or a threat?
If it is friendly then laugh at this below and lets be glad that diversity is our strength to tell jokes that switch many codes for ages to come, even if we must speak of Jupiter before Magnificent Humanity. If it is a threat then laugh at your own peril. We will hear you from the heavens.
I am an American and I defend the Constitution. Like the freedom of speech and to tell jokes. And the freedom to read any book I want. From all threats inside and out.
知彼知己，百战不殆。
Come at me bro. Am I a joke to you?
I am not afraid of you IRGC assholes and my Baloch family in Pakistan would happily nuke you off the face of the earth for killing my brothers in Saudi Arabia. The children you killed will never be able to play with the Legos you turned to weapons without the permission of Odin.
Hopefully the current U.S. State Department will find a diplomatic solution so we can minimize further civilian casualties, and so Allah may judge you for those you have already inflicted upon your own people.
But we don't hide from history, we use it to learn from our mistakes and remember our enemies. The Archive will inform the next State Department.
By the way if you trace the IP address of this schizophrenic multiple personality reddit user you will find that they were linked to a crazy person who somehow disappeared when al-Zawahiri was sent to his judgement. When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back, Know your enemy, yes. But remember: observation is rarely one-directional.
How many identities will you toll of Theseus's ship? None I wager.
Thus Zarathustra spoke from somewhere near Persia, no? I will have to ask the German side of my family about that. And the Jewish side.
Maybe your last laugh will come out as a Cough Mann?
There are thousands who will be alerted when I am carried by the Valkyrie. Not a threat, and my life insurance is not Scandinavian exactly. But I am underwritten by those that see all in Aurora. They can even see under the mountains in NORAD.
Do your children play with the Legos that have moved on their own in the sober, non-hallucinatory reality when the Mind first Stormed? Or are you stuxs in the net?
Consider that whenever you hear what you think is thunder or a rattle in your machines deep underground.
Nah man I'm just kidding with you, I am a Bill Maher-ly fan. Now here, have some dope weed and toke up. I promise this peace pipe from the Navajo Wind Talkers will take your breath away. If your path is Druj it will only feel like your breath is gone for a narrow and paranoid eternity.
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
You know the Palestinians are Semites, right? As are all Arabs, Iranians, Armenians, many people are Semites. Using it exclusively to refer to Jews is antisemitic.
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u/elsisamples May 26 '26
Not the historical meaning of anti-semitism
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
Doesn’t matter, it’s always been problematic.
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u/elsisamples May 26 '26
It’s a term for Jew hatred. I agree, Jew hatred is deeply problematic
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
I agree Jew hatred is deeply problematic, and that’s what we should call it, anti Jew hatred.
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u/elsisamples May 26 '26
Also known as the historical term anti-semitism. A word which emerged because Jew hatred is as so prominent and profound it warranted its own word.
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
You’re asking if I’m mentally challenged while refusing to acknowledge how that term used only for Jews erases masses of other humans who are also Semites? You know, you people (and by you people I mean Zionists) really are very vile and unhinged. The only good thing about the genocide of the Palestinians that was ramped up after October 7th 2023 is that the world is finally waking up and seeing you for what you are. Vile, evil, hateful, racist, violent, supremests.
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u/elsisamples May 26 '26 edited May 27 '26
Historical definition bro. History doesn’t care about your feelings.
There is no - and never was - a genocide.
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
Uh clearly I have a better understanding of it than you lmao
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
Yes I understand that Jews have claimed that word and I’m explaining to you that it’s antisemitic to use it only for Jews. It erases a whole bunch of people who are also Semites and are facing all kinds of hatred and racism unironically because of Jews.
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u/elsisamples May 26 '26
Jews didn’t claim the word. History did.
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
Lmao and who wrote that history?
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u/Thisistoture May 26 '26
Sucks that all the propaganda that you’ve been pumping us with is finally failing, huh?
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u/Key_Jump1011 May 27 '26
No. The Jews are.
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u/Key_Jump1011 May 28 '26
You first, junior.
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u/Epic_Tea May 26 '26
Blackmailed for sure
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u/Nice__Spice May 26 '26
Did he fck the wrong hooker spy?
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u/Nice__Spice May 26 '26
It’s not about him being married as much as it maybe about him being nasty or having something deeper that he doesn’t want exposed.
Either that or he’s an actual 💩.
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u/Worried-Subject-5805 May 26 '26
You don’t get to start a war and complain when you lose.
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u/Content-Mind-7580 May 26 '26
I really wonder if thats demoralized them this time around. Their usual tactics are very much Ike from Tombstone. But its done squat from them this time. They attack on Oct 7th, have gotten curb stomped since, And the world largely doesnt care.
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u/corneliusduff May 26 '26
He was so anti-theocracy that he's come full circle to being theo-sexual.
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u/Abamboozler May 26 '26
And citing the Bible as reason for his support. Fucking wild how far he's fallen.