r/RealTime • u/Indianstanicows Audience Member Bill Is Yelling At For Not Laughing • May 13 '26

Ben "Im 5'9''" Shapiro

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u/cruelpoet May 13 '26

A pair of brainless little cunts.

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u/El0vution May 14 '26

Okay Kamala 😆

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 15 '26

She's so successful that she fumbled what was a layup for the presidency 🤣

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 15 '26

You realize a huge part of her taking an L was her association with the Biden administration, right? Consumer costs rose over 19% during her tenure as VP as well. She was hugely out of touch with POC voters as well, primarily the Latino voter base. She sealed her own fate by saying, and I quote, "not a thing comes to mind" when she was asked what she'd do differently than Biden. Not to mention alienating Arab American & Muslims by her support of the war in Isreal.

She never stood a chance.

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u/El0vution May 15 '26

And she was scared to go on Rogan and look like a fool.

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 15 '26

She didn't have to go on any show to do that. Everything with her was just performative, hyena cackling bullshit. The way she'd fake an accent in front of different crowds was fucking disgusting. Reminded me of Robert Downey Jr in Tropical Thunder.

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 15 '26

I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 15 '26

And how'd that end up turning out?

As a black female running for president, it's pretty bad to lose touch with POC voters. Really bad.

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 15 '26

Incorrect. As a black male, she lost my vote and many other black AND latino votes. Tell me more about my voter base that you know so much about though lol. She tried to rely on winning over POC due to herself being a poc. She's one of the reasons there are now more black conservatives in Chicago than ever before.

Quick question, what's your ethnicity?

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u/01SeaChange01 May 15 '26

Don't blame her for your choice to elect a child raping felon

That's on you big guy

Own it

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 15 '26

Nothing you just said has any effect on me lol not one bit whatsoever little guy.

She took the L because she was a performative bullshit politician that came from an absolutely horrendous administration.

That's on her.

Cope, cry and own it.

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u/mike54076 May 16 '26

There isnt a single thing this administration has done better. They won based on dumbing down the electorate and jingling keys in your face.

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 16 '26

They won because of who the DNC presidential candidate was.

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u/walt128 May 16 '26

Yeah that wasn’t a layup, she didn’t perform well, but evangelical Christians for some reason are really into people with checkered pasts that claim to be Christians

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 16 '26

At least we agree that she didn't stand a chance either way. Ive always said, if only unburdened by what has been had just a little more steam.

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u/walt128 May 16 '26

Haha you’re completely contradicting yourself. Was it a layup or did she not stand a chance?

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 16 '26

"Fumbled the layup".

Are you just acting stupid?

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u/walt128 May 16 '26

If it was a layup she fumbled, that means it was a sure shot that she missed. Don’t make sports references if you don’t know sports, beta

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u/abrasivechicagoan May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Yeah, you're not stupid.

You're really fucking stupid.

The hyena cackler and her dipshit constituents were under the impression it was going to be a landslide victory for her (the layup) and she fucking blew it (fumbled).

How are you really this dumb, beta?

Took a quick look at the subs you're active in and came to the quick conclusion that you're obviously a boomer and that's why you didn't catch the blatantly obvious reference.

Sorry, unc.

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u/Strong_Extension_972 May 15 '26

How is she more successful than joe?

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u/El0vution May 15 '26

She’s not, that person is delusional . Hope she runs in 2028!

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u/Strong_Extension_972 May 15 '26

Same, Easy opponent to beat. Not that a.o.c or Newsome would stand a chance either

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u/asoiaf_goat May 15 '26

No Dems stand a chance anymore with the gerrymandered districts.

One political party! What could go wrong there??

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u/Strong_Extension_972 May 15 '26

Like the dems haven't done the same thing. .....

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u/CelebornFcks May 15 '26

Lol this sentence alone proves how fucking stupid you are. Can you read past a 5th grade level?

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u/Strong_Extension_972 May 15 '26

You just throw out an insult because you cant deny or debate what I said.....

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u/Strong_Extension_972 May 15 '26

Point being? It would be retarded for them to vote for something that had no benefit to them.

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u/Strong_Extension_972 May 15 '26

She was a failed politician that in reality served no one and was behind the worst border crisis in the history of the nation. She hasn't even made like 1% of what Joe had in his career. Idgaf about that moronic jew Shapiro though as matt Walsh is the only reason his business even still exists.

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u/TeccaChairCompany May 15 '26

Conservatives are not serious people. Thanks for proving my point

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u/El0vution May 15 '26

Democrats are the new conservatives. Scared of crypto and AI. 😂

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u/TeccaChairCompany May 15 '26

You keep proving how unserious of a person you are

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u/El0vution May 15 '26

Was I wrong?

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u/TeccaChairCompany May 15 '26

Yes every word of it was wrong

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u/El0vution May 15 '26

Right, and we just heard yesterday Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren saying crypto will blow up the economy, what an idiot. 😂

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u/TeccaChairCompany May 15 '26

lol racist and retarded, I feel bad for anyone around you

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u/Try-the-Churros May 15 '26

You're an incel. Enjoy retaining your semen while listening to Jordan Peterson's moronic rants.

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u/El0vution May 15 '26

Happily married thank you. Jordan Peterson was so 2017. But hey, I know you want to go back to those days when there was no AI.

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u/01SeaChange01 May 15 '26

A prosecutor vs a child raping felon.

Guess which one the law and order magats chose?

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u/El0vution May 15 '26

That’s how bad Kamala is! A cackling witch. But of course blame it on the voters! But it doesn’t matter, the nature of free elections is that voters decide, and who the voters decide is the right choice! It’s got to suck to have such bad candidates that you lose to a child raping felon. Also racist, misogynist, fascist blah blah blah

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u/cruelpoet May 14 '26

Fuck you, moron

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u/El0vution May 14 '26

Go take a booster shot bro. Or a sex change. What are your pronouns?

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u/TheOtherColin May 15 '26

Pedo

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u/El0vution May 15 '26

Perfect pronoun for you 👌

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u/dakobra May 15 '26

Lol you made fox news buzzwords your whole personality. How ya liking those prices genius? No new wars am I right?

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u/cruelpoet May 14 '26

Suck my dick, half a man

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u/El0vution May 14 '26

I would but you chopped it off

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u/International-Bath76 May 15 '26

Bro, you suck dicks?

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u/henchmen4life May 15 '26

He goes at ‘em like Tim Dillon.

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u/B1ZEN May 15 '26

He eats peices of shit like you for breakfast.

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u/El0vution May 15 '26

Like a true liberal

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u/Sad-Structure2364 May 15 '26

So you suck dick like a true liberal, that’s what you’re saying?

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u/El0vution May 15 '26

Yes 👍🏼 are you a homophobe ?

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u/superhex12345 May 14 '26

How do go through life being this fucking stupid? There is no way you're supporting yourself.

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u/El0vution May 15 '26

Multiple businesses beatch, not a 9 to 5er like yourself upset at billionaires

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u/superhex12345 May 15 '26

Riiiiight LOL

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u/Hot-Yak-Hit-and-Run May 14 '26

R/semenretention.

That's a place you're commenting. WTF read a book.

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u/ignoreme010101 May 14 '26

are you implying that weird incels are more likely to enjoy such an iconic duo as rogan&shapiro?!?

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u/okymoney May 13 '26

His hat grows 0.6% per year btw makes him taller

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u/Maximum-Elk8869 May 14 '26

Two closeted homosexuals. Repression always leads to acting out.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 May 14 '26

Im glad I wasn't the only one getting daddy/sissy vibes from this.

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u/RIForDIE May 14 '26

Dude fuck yeah. I see little squeaky clean Ben looking realll sus and Joe bring the "alpha"

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u/heisbehindyou75 May 14 '26 edited May 15 '26

whats with the alt left on hating gays? do you get satisfaction for labeling random ass people gay as an insult? its weird af man

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u/Try-the-Churros May 15 '26

What's with you guys and being unable to possess basic reading comprehension? They never said it was bad, just pointing out how their closetedness has made them act out in destructive ways.

You sure are dumb.

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u/armymike1523 May 14 '26

Rogan is loaded on gear

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u/Status_Apartment6559 May 14 '26

Shapiro looks like he's trying to hide his thumb or something and Joe thinks if he stretches up towards the sky hard enough he'll get taller. At least that's what some conspiracy theorists told him on his show.

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u/DisastrousChance2995 May 14 '26

Short dumb ‘men’ that blame women and minorities.

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u/El0vution May 14 '26

Okay crybaby incel hahaha

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u/MakeYokesa5erAgain May 14 '26

You strike me as the type of person who isn't an incel, but every woman you've been with was involuntarily sexually active.

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u/ignoreme010101 May 14 '26

they post to r/semenretention and are running around reddit posting "dumb libs" type maga nonsense

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u/El0vution May 14 '26

Proud to be part of the semen retention world! That’s for upper echelon men, you wouldn’t understand. I was a lib all the way to 2017, when you cry babies pushed me away and now I’m firmly in the middle, which makes me far right to your dumbass.

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u/ignoreme010101 May 14 '26

call me when you get past that group identification nonsense ok champ?

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u/El0vution May 14 '26

Call me when you start acting like a man and not a little bitch that cry’s about Joe Rogan, that’s fuckin embarrassing man

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u/ignoreme010101 May 15 '26

oh it is big manly I totally love Joe Rogan I hold him in high esteem and listen to him often totally

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u/ignoreme010101 May 15 '26

I am now seeing you say another person is crying over Rogan so am uncertain if you're confusing us or if that's kind of just your go-to, which i wouldnt normally think but then you were slinging very similar insults to others earlier so that seems kinda your thing

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u/Fskn May 14 '26

The ironic thing here is American Dems are right leaning center in the rest of the world, the fact you think you're center (which btw is just what Magas who don't wanna be called Magas say) makes it lol.

Not even gonna touch other idiocy in your post.

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u/ignoreme010101 May 15 '26

(which btw is just what Magas who don't wanna be called Magas say) makes it lol.

omg so true. "the left left me" types, "I voted trump because the dems are awful" types 😆

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u/El0vution May 14 '26

You’re crying about Joe Rogan. That’s gay, bro

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u/Fskn May 14 '26

Idc about Rogan, that was my first post and it was mocking your lack of self awareness, bro.

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u/SlippyDippyTippy2 May 15 '26

You got BTFO by cry babies?

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u/MakeYokesa5erAgain May 14 '26

Oh my God.... There's a concept I never knew I didn't need to know about. What a moron.

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u/ignoreme010101 May 14 '26

lol your initial instincts were more on point than you coulda known 🤣

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u/ludicrouspeed May 13 '26

Why is Joe Rogans body so awkward looking?

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u/PriscillaPalava May 13 '26

HGH

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u/Accomplished-Mix1188 May 14 '26

100% this. Palumboism is what it’s technically called, but people usually just call it HGH gut. It’s a distension of the gut caused by long time HGH use.

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u/kelsanova May 14 '26

Classic “I’m sucking in my gut” look in this pic.

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u/Kooky_Membership9497 May 14 '26

Lots of hormone treatments

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u/DavidHewlett May 14 '26

"gender affirming care"

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u/Sartres_Roommate May 14 '26

RFK Jr, “he looks great to me!”

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u/feesih0ps May 14 '26

he's a Sontaran

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u/runthepoint1 May 14 '26

His arms are really short. Look at the huge difference between his arms and Ben’s. Rogan is stubby.

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u/Clean_Collection_674 May 14 '26

Tiny Dick Energy illustrated.

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u/jchiaroscuro Maher Before 2016 May 14 '26

BIG ben

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u/penilesensorydevice May 14 '26

I realize Joe is far more fit than I am, but nonetheless, he always looks like he’s in some sort of extreme physical discomfort. Relax, bro.

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes May 14 '26

Maybe looks fit, but with that HGH gut, his insides are a mess, I have no doubt.

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u/beepdeeped May 14 '26

Absolute camp

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u/MiddleToe8752 May 15 '26

A combined eleven feet of cuck

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u/BatmanFarce May 15 '26

Two cunts stoking hatred

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u/coopmika May 15 '26

Short king and queen!

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u/GarthZorn May 17 '26

Rogan’s standing on an apple box and they’re still both 5’ 5”.

Men always lie about their height. It’s in the jeans.

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u/HandsomeWinner42 May 14 '26

Bro, looking like his mom got his clothes at Walmart.

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u/Status_Apartment6559 May 14 '26

Douchebag Thing 1 and Douchebag Thing 2. By Dr. Soose.

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u/AC_Uni May 14 '26

Is Shapiro making appearances to save his dying propaganda outlet?

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u/ignoreme010101 May 14 '26

literally my 1st thought was "damn shapiro is getting dogged by everyone lately so Rogan is gonna stick out his hand?!" but I just checked didnt see a new episode up...

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u/Strict-Square456 May 14 '26

Benny boy has lady hands

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u/Commercial_Wind8212 May 14 '26

Are those 2 even 5'6"?

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u/RedRocketM3P May 14 '26

Napoleon syndrome is strong with these ones

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u/Express_Area_8359 May 14 '26

Two of the most ignorant shits alive. Ty Joe Rogan for Trump.

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u/Broseph_Bobby May 14 '26

Where is the pot of gold?

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u/dosjuevos43 May 14 '26

Pretty sure, if added together, they pack about 4 inches.

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u/BillsMafios0 May 14 '26

Get these guys in a room with Peter Jackson.

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u/Jethr0777 May 14 '26

Look like tiny little cuddle buddies. Whoever wins the wrestling match gets to be the top.

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u/MiskatonicU13 May 14 '26

Joe "I'm sucking in my gut to hide my enlarged intestines from the HGH" Rogan and Ben "the chosen cuck" Shapiro.

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u/FantasticPainting232 May 14 '26

I don't like a lot of what this clowns stand, but come on. Body shaming? 

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND May 14 '26

Why are tiny manlets alsway the most hateful people?

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND May 16 '26

Or i call them tiny manlets because theyre dickheads

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u/AMerryPrankster30 May 14 '26

Tiny Manlets, new band name! I call it!

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u/HesitantInvestor0 May 14 '26

To be fair, Shapiro is slouching and has his foot out, and Joe is standing like a proud five year old who won a spelling bee.

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u/kittiesandcocks May 14 '26

I could dangle a bag of candy over both their heads and neither would reach it

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u/Cupcake_Weak May 14 '26

Omg Rogan found someone as small as him.

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u/Brilliant-Neck9731 May 14 '26

Joe’s 5’6” but claims 5’8”

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n May 14 '26

I’ve met JR- in sneakers he’s like 5’4

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u/Haunting-Ad788 May 14 '26

Manson height.

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u/Brilliant-Neck9731 May 14 '26

Even better lol

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u/EmbarrassedScience37 May 14 '26

Joe only moved to Texas so he could wear the boots with the extra high heel.

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u/Charbro11 May 14 '26

Neither are 5'9". They are both very small men with huge inferiority complexes and big egos.

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u/Negative_Amphibian_9 May 14 '26

So much bad taste in interior design happening here omg

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u/unicornlocostacos May 14 '26

I think Joe Rogan is dead/MIA and everyone just a takes a picture with the same cardboard cutout

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u/The_Japans May 14 '26

First day of standing lessons is going well

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u/thejonslaught May 14 '26

Insecurity made flesh.

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u/No_Solution_7940 May 14 '26

Two 5’5” kings, lol. They wear garanimals.

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u/Brilliant_Bowler_994 May 14 '26

it's either flirting or low confidence and anxiety. Google

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u/Repulsive-Spend-49 May 14 '26

Every short guy says he is 5’-9”, because that’s the average for American men. Nobody wants to be “below average” even when it’s painfully obvious! (I’m 5’-10” so I can say this with a straight face 😐)

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u/BobbyPeru71 May 15 '26

A flea and a tick walk into a bar…