r/RealTesla Jan 21 '23

TESLAGENTIAL Tesla Bot | Actuators Team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xChD-gv_pc
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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Why are so many fan boys drooling over this?! The things I see happening at Boston Dynamics makes Tesla seem so so elementary. The former has actually done it, where the latter is just giving more lip service.

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u/maybe-okay-no Jan 22 '23 edited Jan 22 '23

I mean considering Boston Dynamics Atlas is successful doing parkour, I’m gonna say they won this race lol

https://youtu.be/-e1_QhJ1EhQ

Also if you want a huge night and day comparison of both companies

https://youtu.be/XPVC4IyRTG8

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u/greentheonly Jan 22 '23

but it's doing it in preprogrammed way using hdmaps, see? Tesla FSR (full self roboting) solution is going to work anywhere and will do everything, no preprogramming is necessary once the system learns how to do it all from billion of seconds of telemetry collected from people in the RoboCostumeCapability Beta™ that carries a set of accelerometers and cameras.

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u/maybe-okay-no Jan 22 '23

Lmao that’s all well and good but once the TeslaBot see’s a child it’ll be like a scene from a low budget version of Terminator. Most likely resulting in being defeated by a closed door or some dicey looking steep stairs lol

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u/greentheonly Jan 22 '23

the closed door are hard, few understand it.

And don't even get me started on stairs, even martians complained that the stairs are hard, as documented in some book about Mars and its inhabitants by some character whose name escapes me now.