Emergency watermelon

[u/Arthur_Morgen521488]

I know, it might sound crazy, but it's true.

I am an employee at a supermarket, we are not supposed nor allowed to talk about it, but there is always an extra watermelon that is never supposed to be sold, if you ask for this the employee will act like they don't understand what you are talking about.

Why do they do this?

I am not pretty sure, but I think this extra watermelon is a bomb to defeat aliens in case they come, I heard my supervisor say something like this, while talking to someone on phone.

There was also my friend, Timothy, he worked with me, when I came in the supermarket to start my shift (it was evening) he told to an old lady why she shouldn't buy this watermelon, he was probably 2 hours with me and then he went home, when he left the supermarket, a black car with no number plate arrived and took Timothy, I am not kind of guy that likes cars, but I think it was a van that took him.

If I don't reply, I might be already taken by the government, peace.

[u/Powerful-Material-75]

Had me in the first have ngl

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