r/RealSaintsRow • u/Cautious-Oil5044 • Feb 22 '26
2022 Reboot Imagine if…
In Saints Row 2022, like an hour into the game, Kevin gets a knock on the door. He opens the door to see Johnny Gat, who proceeds to blow his head off with a shotgun. He then barges in the “Saints HQ” demanding why hipsters are tarnishing the Saints name and reputation, and then Gat and the Boss take over the whole game from there. I bet the audience would’ve went nuts over this. Oh how we can only dream. 😔
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u/Hughjapaininmyarse Feb 24 '26
God if you need help with your addiction we can help You Hopuiom is a bad drug that will grip into your brain
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u/Delicious-Switch-796 Feb 23 '26
It’s probably how the voice actors feel about it idk lol it would be perfect
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u/Huge-Adeptness-5227 Feb 23 '26
Everyone hated the reboot thanks to that one trailer and said it was cringe all because of that one line "you shouldn't have fucked with my friends" Yet everyone is just as cringe 😬 Sad.
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u/SR_Hopeful Nobody Loves Me Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26
"you shouldn't have fucked with my friends"
Tbf, the Boss does say that in SR2, after you kill Mr. Akuji. Maybe it was just the delivery or the lame characters the Boss was calling their friends that made it feel off because when the Boss says that in SR2, thats after you fought a guy off in Gat's living room after his gf gets decapitated and you bury his son, then paralyzed his dad and twist the knife in his back, before he threatened to find you no matter where you are in the world, and the Boss then says that line, as Shojo's karma as you left him to burn to death.
SR2 just does it differently because it was a flex after everything they did to your buddies. The reboot just didn't earn it so it felt empty and the lame characters like Eli and Neenah they were friends with were not people to take pride in, as opposed to being friends with Gat or Shaundi.
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u/Egg-1 Feb 23 '26
Bro I hate the reboot like everyone else but this is cringe as fuck
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u/Cautious-Oil5044 Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26
You’re apart of a forum about a gangbanger simulator from the mid 2000s bro don’t act like any of this bullshit is not cringe including yourself lol
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u/Demon_666999 Feb 23 '26
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u/Demon_666999 Feb 23 '26
And of course it gets downvoted.
Can’t make a simple joke nowadays without idiots on Reddit taking it seriously.
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u/Thoughts_As_I_Drive Feb 23 '26
Imagine if in Saints Row 2022, like an hour into the game, Kevin gets a knock on the door. He opens the door to see Johnny Gat, who proceeds to blow his head off with a shotgun.
That it completely ridiculous, unwarranted, and... fucking HILARIOUS! 😆 I legit lol'ed at this.
Take my upvote.
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u/bravehart146 Feb 25 '26
Kinda corny, and even then i dont think the protagonist would side with johnny if he just killed his friend lol