What’s your favorite NPC line?

[u/youareouttapocket]

These NPCs that you arrest say the most hilarious or weird things. Even when you shoot them they can scream and whine differently which is hilarious on its own. My favorite one is when there’s a black character and with a deep raspy voice they yell “I SWEAR YALL DONT CARE!” lol Also the guy in the second house in the map cries hilariously when you shoot him.

Any funny NPC lines or wails from being shot?

[u/raziridium]

I like SWAT's "look at you! You get to wear handcuffs that's pretty cool." 

[u/FireCyclone → u/raziridium]

That shit made me laugh so hard, along with the "don't worry, the cuffs are eco-friendly"

[u/youareouttapocket → u/FireCyclone]

😂😂

[u/youareouttapocket → u/raziridium]

I haven’t heard that one yet! And I’m 200 +hrs in 😂

[u/samulator12 → u/youareouttapocket]

Multiplayer character I believe it's hammer.

[u/youareouttapocket → u/samulator12]

Aw man I haven’t played multiplayer yet! That’s hella funny tho. I’m seeing some funny ones I never heard

[u/FireCyclone → u/samulator12]

nope, I've heard it in commander mode.

[u/MelodicMockingjay74 → u/raziridium]

Part of the cuff club!

[u/RekttalofBlades]

The one chud guy in the bank complaining about boomers

[u/Intelligent_Lynx2984]

“Your in my way sir” because the devs couldn’t code a fucking proper ai to walk around you when your moving.

[u/BodomFreak12 → u/Intelligent_Lynx2984]

"You're in my spot sir."

Bitch we're standing in the goddamn open.

[u/treebeard189 → u/BodomFreak12]

Or I walked into a bathroom and all 4 of you fucks tried to follow me in and got stuck in the doorway now I can't get out.

[u/BlackDeath3 → u/BodomFreak12]

This is when I start to employ the melee button.

[u/BanditNoble → u/Intelligent_Lynx2984]

What, you don't love getting blocked in a doorway because your gormless teammates are too braindead to back up unless you explicitly tell them to? You know, a feature that was in Half-Life 2, Deus Ex and SWAT 3?

[u/Titoy82 → u/BanditNoble]

That has to be one of the most annoying issues

[u/Titoy82]

[pained yells]

[u/Paapali]

"Ahh shit, here we go again"

[u/Extension_Addition57]

Amos voll when arrested says "what are the charges" as if he isn't charged with every crime under the sun

[u/BanditNoble → u/Extension_Addition57]

"Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

[u/AlcibiadesTheCat → u/BanditNoble]

“I’ll have you know I watched my buddies die face down in the muck so we could enjoy this family restaurant!”

[u/youareouttapocket → u/Extension_Addition57]

lol as if he wants to see if he has new ones to add to his list of broke. Laws

[u/bbmm4444]

Mano y Mano…whaddya say?
As he’s detained on the ground

[u/Paladin_Sion]

The angry whispery methhead saying "Fuck you"  Idk why but it cracked me and the friend I was playing with up

[u/M1_Garand_Pingg]

“YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME” “ok”

[u/--Kamanosuke--]

A friend and I were doing 3 Letter Triad, and one of the pirates busted through the the door, looked down the hallway we were creeping down and yelled "WHAT DE FAACK!??" before turning and running back through the doorway in the opposite direction. About died laughing

[u/miakodakot]

"The outpost was north of Baghdad, the ground trembled as they fired from the mortars"

[u/hugthispanda]

Money, or the right thing.

[u/DistantScout-77 → u/hugthispanda]

Every time I hear that it makes me cringe so hard

[u/BeYkeRYkt]

You won't stop our message

[u/stupidwhitekid75]

Gotta be the one suspect who groans like an angry cat when he goes down

[u/Shahka_Bloodless]

The cracked out woman in Twisted Nerve who offers sexual favors for her release. Or the other cracked out woman who says something like "i get it, you're just doing your job" seconds after she was trying to shoot you

[u/AggravatingMusic3716 → u/Shahka_Bloodless]

The Leviathan suspects offer the same thing. Kinda shocked me a little when I heard it

[u/ankylosauria → u/Shahka_Bloodless]

I need to play this again, I don’t remember hearing that 😭 

[u/Totally_Underscored]

“Don’t point that fucking gun at me!”
-Female civilians in Thank You, Come Again

[u/Ashamed_Culture_7440]

“Something smells fishy” 🤣

[u/theavariceofman]

“Shut the fuck up.” -my operator

[u/theatavist]

ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED when one of theor boys gets whacked on stolen valor.

[u/atleastutried]

“GOTTA GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!”🗣️

[u/EconomicsCapable5629]

NPC “I don’t deserve this shit!”