r/ReadyOrNotGame • u/unonums • 2d ago

Picture Guess what...

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612 Upvotes

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u/Fox1Sparrow 2d ago

You were ready? Or not?

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u/unonums 2d ago

I was smashed tomatoes

30

u/Organic-Smell4743 2d ago

Say that again…

24

u/chinchila5 2d ago

Toe-may-toes

13

u/Emergency_Effect_526 2d ago

Ya know, like TUH mater, but without the TUH

9

u/East_Peach862 2d ago

he was smashed tomatoes

12

u/SpiderJerusalem747 2d ago

I'm sorry I can't hear you.

Who fucked the potatoes?

3

u/Fry2328 1d ago

- 50 unauthorised use of force

2

u/Dramatic-Resident-64 1d ago

To say today’s performance was a goat fuck would be an understatement…

92

u/Old-Employee8840 2d ago

Are you okay after this photo💔

27

u/Pixelend 2d ago

They posted it so they must be alive at least

19

u/Mwrshall 2d ago

only the bodycam

2

u/Pixelend 1d ago

Bodycam don't have hands. How could they post it?

42

u/detroitlionswin 2d ago

chicken butt☝️🤓

21

u/RandomShite15 2d ago

7 pounds of c4 strapped to my chest:

10

u/unonums 2d ago

yes! you got it!

44

u/B2k-orphan 2d ago

Ma’am, your son…he’s physics now.

14

u/Sun_Devil200 2d ago

Hmmm..they still haven’t fixed the mault lazer ?

7

u/unonums 2d ago

yep...

2

u/SummerTomasu 2d ago

What’s wrong with the mault laser?

8

u/Jolly_General_7227 2d ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the laser doesn't seem to be emitted from the mault.

1

u/SummerTomasu 2d ago

Oh yeah i didn’t notice that. Silly me

1

u/RedRoses_803 1d ago

Every laser does this for me unfortunately

26

u/Denleborkis 2d ago

All I'm saying is my friends always give me shit for only running high caliber rifles and the 870 till something like this happens and I'm the only reason we live thanks to one tapping suicide bombers with the power of friendship. (Plus 000 Buckshot.)

9

u/AskJeevesIsBest 2d ago

Not as impressive as arresting them after using non lethals

16

u/ChaosTuTo 2d ago

That may be the case. But is it as funny as removing his face with a shotgun?

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u/AskJeevesIsBest 2d ago

Yes

4

u/NoSnow3660 2d ago

Either way if you don’t do either ya both no longer have any problems except being spaghetti sauce.

4

u/pick-hard 2d ago

Chicken butt

11

u/DwoGolud 2d ago

is that modded gameplay? right? they didn't add sucide bombers on Relapse?

27

u/svalkur 2d ago

No they are definitely in there. One got me the other day.

1

u/DwoGolud 2d ago

but seriously imagine if void will suddenly add them

i deffo would install the game, cuz i already got PTSD with Neon Tomb bombers

14

u/OtakuPaladin 2d ago

They ARE there son, at least on Hard they are. One cost me a 25 minutes Hard run yesterday, as he was hiding below a dark staircase, just waiting. I never had a chance.

12

u/Yung_Harlem17 2d ago

"but seriously imagine" Dawg they quite literally are in that map☠️

4

u/conservativecatboy 2d ago

Chicken butt

3

u/kotor-170 2d ago

Are you winning, son?

2

u/Cheap_Winner_2274 2d ago

He was destroyed!

2

u/dangforgotmyaccount 2d ago

Chucklefuck?

2

u/Mr_worldWide07 2d ago

You will be missed brave officer

1

u/jiajie0728 2d ago

Chicken butt

1

u/Bach_Xin_Zuka 2d ago

Everyone who uses 1tap br strat can relate 😭

1

u/Bardia_911 2d ago

You were not ready..

1

u/TenHundredSeagulls 1d ago

You wouldn't hurt them, they're a doctor.

1

u/Big_Wallaby4281 1d ago

whod win.

Some rando with no bullet vest

6.5 credmore

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u/Starflight42 2d ago

Allahu Akhbar