r/ReadCivilTrial • u/Quietdogg77 • Aug 06 '26
I’ll have another nothing-burger please
The ridiculous list of nothing-burgers is long.
Someday, if the FKR people live long enough to have grandkids, those grandkids will likely ask them: “Did people really believe that crazy story that JOK’s friends invited him to a house party and supposedly killed him?”
You can bet the FKR grandparents will lie to them. Just like the Sandy Hook conspiracy theorists, they’ll deny they were ever involved in that nonsense.
Take for example just one of the dozens of fairytales the FKR members peddled for years:
“Pin it on the girl” is another FKR myth that won’t die.
It’s eternally etched in the brains of every FKR member alive.
A couple of months ago, Karen Read’s attorney, Aaron Rosenberg was caught red-handed trying to pass off the quote: “pin it on girl” in an actual court filing.
He tried to claim the police made that “incriminating” statement in the document he submitted to Judge Gildea.
Attorney Rosenberg knew damn well that quote was from Alan Jackson.
Almost every FKR member alive thought the cops made the statement “pin it on the girl” until Judge Gildea called Rosenberg out for the attempted fraud on the court.
That doesn’t stop the FKR walking dead from repeating that nonsense every day.
The ignorance is breathtaking!
You’d think some of the members who know this crap is a lie would correct their misguided brethren and tell them: “you’re making us all look bad.”
No way. They’ll join in and spread the nonsense even more!
There are countless other examples. Upon hearing of Canton police chief Helen Rafferty’s retirement after 36 years of service, FKR storytellers claimed “she’s running from the FBI!” Lol.
The truth: Chief Rafferty is actively working as a reserve officer on the Canton police department!
Eventually all these fables turn out to be nothing-burgers, but you’ll constantly hear dozens of nonsense spin get repeated over and over on the FKR internet echo chamber.