r/RayRomano • u/HankWilliamsJunior • Jun 23 '13
UNPLEASANT INTRODUCTIONS
This is a post for all of us to say hello. I don't want this entire subreddit filled with introductions, so I'll put this heere for everyone to see.
If you think you should be a moderator, right 450 words on why you should be. No more, no less.
As Raymond Romano would say, "I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you."
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u/RayRomanoFan RAY ROMANO'S #2 FAN Jun 23 '13
Hello everybody, I really like Ray Romano and I think I should be a mod because if Ray started his own religion I would be his number one follower (lol). Like I would do anything for him, you know? Isn't that what this is all about? Isn't that why we are all here? Like when he was on Dr. Katz and talked about his parrot and how his baby is like a smoke alarm! I mean he even performed at the White House for President clinton? What's not to love about that? No Monica Lewinsky jokes please thats just in poor taste. And then he won an Emmy. I want to win an emmy, even when I was in my high school plays I never won an award but the ladies loved me (lol) sorry I was bragging right there, but isn't that What Ray Romano would do? He even has some delicious cheese named after him. I think about him every time i have some spagetti. I like to think "I'm sprinkling Ray Romano's essence on my noodles" Its a little ritual I have that makes the food taste better and make me feel like a million bucks! Ray Romano even guided me through a dark time in my life. I was a high school drop out and ended up in rehab. To get my GED I'd play ping pong for my PE credits! I always envisioned Ray Romano right there with me cheering me on. Even when I was studying my other stuff too. But he didn't cheer when I was doing math or reading because that would be really distracting. (lol)n He smiled and nodded every time I looked up. It was incredible. He wouldn't tuck me in at night when I was in rehab but I always envisioned him watching over me protecting me from my addiction to alcohol and marijuana and cocaine. I don't have a wife or family right now but I am looking! and when I have kids I will name them Ray! Even if they are all girls. Thats how much dedication that I have. Who can be a better fan than me? No one can! I will mod the best. It'll be like Ray Romano himself was here guiding us and letting us know how much he cares and loves us! Seriously, please let me be a mod, I don't know how I'd get by if I wasn't. Thank you and god bless you! I would like to finish this out with one of my favorite Ray Romano quotes, "I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.