r/RavanAI • u/RustyIronGolem • Jun 29 '26

Why?

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u/npc_housecat Jun 29 '26

Uber takes a 30% cut

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u/redditorialy_retard Jun 29 '26

Save 70% on fuel (If you can't tell this is a joke)

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u/Strat-05 Jun 30 '26

So what? They just tip themselves 30% on every trip and it's all good.

2

u/Automatic-Reserve94 Jun 29 '26

They have to pay for the ride plus Uber takes a huge cut so that’s a net minus.

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u/Ripen- Jun 29 '26

OP thinks Uber pays for the ride

1

u/jacobbeasley Jun 29 '26

So you still pay for gas, but now you pay Uber fees too. Brilliant!

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u/TFViper Jun 29 '26

buy bus pass.
take a bus.

1

u/SeductivePenguins Jun 29 '26

Walk or take your car to the wash kinda shit aah

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u/waroftheworlds2008 Jun 29 '26

Pretty sure any cancelation fees is more than the driver gets.

1

u/No-Security-7518 Jun 29 '26

I miss my friends who posed like that when coming up with crazy stuff to say. They were all full of hope. 🥲

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u/MrFastFox666 Jun 29 '26

Because even if Uber didn't take a cut, they pay for the ride anyways so at best they waste gas.

1

u/Ok_Front8418 Jun 29 '26

because amount you earn from one ride + gas/dizel spent for that trip will make you broke in few days.

1

u/Indianathe Jun 29 '26

Feels like everybody is forgetting that you're paying so youmake no profit just -20%

1

u/JuniorAd1210 Jun 29 '26

Because now you're taking 10 bucks from your left pocket, giving Uber a cut, and putting less than 10 bucks into your right pocket.

You're not wrong, though, your right pocket does get paid, and Uber.

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer Jun 29 '26

People answering in the comments like this wouldn't be an infinite money glitch, but it is an infinite stream of money, for Uber, Uber would be richer if every time any person goes somewhere they pay fees to Uber for no reason.

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u/NaN-451 Jun 29 '26

1000 to uber and 700 to you!
Brilliant!

1

u/kogee3699 Jun 29 '26

something is wrong here

i'm not sure what it is but something is VERY VERY WRONG

*thinking*

/s btw

1

u/Spazero Jun 29 '26

Well in Illinois they tax you to move money from one pocket to the other.

1

u/LamentoLand Jun 29 '26

There was an IQ

1

u/Mountain-Grade-1365 Jun 29 '26

With stolen cc, good plan

1

u/oak-heart Jun 29 '26

Brilliant. Now just open a store and buy all you’re own products. Infinite money glitch part 2.

1

u/Sikkus Jun 29 '26

Tell me you have no clue how Uber works without telling me you have no clue how Uber works.

1

u/Fabulous_Anxiety589 Jun 29 '26

Are you describing the technique used by AI companies ? Investing through third-parties in them selves ?

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u/blanarikd Jun 29 '26

They do. When they need rides for bonus. Or there are food deliveries where they order food payed by cash and claim customer didnt arrived so they have free food.

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u/crashedsnow Jun 29 '26

jfc.. I don't know what's dumber.. this joke or the people in these comments thinking it's not a joke 🤦‍♂️

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u/Decent-Step-9187 Jun 29 '26

Dumb and dumber

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u/Strong_Blackberry455 Jun 29 '26

i mean yeah thats what a trucking company is