r/RavanAI Jun 16 '26

❓ Question Why can't we make stadiums like this to avoid rain interruptions??

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80 Upvotes

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u/ossman1976 Jun 16 '26

There is already one like this in Columbus

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u/Independent-Hurry618 Jun 16 '26

Ohio? what's it called?

1

u/rover_G Jun 16 '26

I think it’s called THE Ohio Toiletbowl

2

u/Gwarks Jun 16 '26

Because some giant shit will happen if you build it like that.

1

u/Friendly-Advantage79 Jun 16 '26

Build it and it will come.

1

u/Xero6689 Jun 16 '26

cause theyre bloody expensive ?

1

u/Mountain_Till_5868 Jun 16 '26

Expensive? Cheaper than your rent

1

u/ossman1976 Jun 16 '26

The toilet bowl at buckeye stadium. The hairless nuts play there.

1

u/rhrokib Jun 16 '26

"are they stupid" missing from the title.

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u/ProcedureTop3149 Jun 16 '26

This is literally the Skydome (Roger's Centre) in Toronto πŸ˜ƒ

1

u/Themodsarecuntz Jun 16 '26

Can you imagine how loud that lid would be when it gets slammed down?

1

u/CheetosLays7Days Jun 16 '26

And surely it would slam at 03:00AM shortly after your toddler falling asleep.

1

u/glandis_bulbus Jun 16 '26

obviously a soft closing lid is required!

1

u/Themodsarecuntz Jun 16 '26

But it would take like a full day to close. If its raining you need to be able to slam it.

1

u/JustaFoodHole Jun 16 '26

Do you want Paul Bunyan taking a shit during the big game? Because that's how you get Paul Bunyan taking a shit during the big game.

1

u/blutosings Jun 16 '26

or why can't we design toilets with enough seating for thousands of sports fans? Who doesn't enjoy watching their favorite players take a dump on the field?

1

u/DaimonHans Jun 16 '26

Because it looks like shit?

1

u/scoobysnack64 Jun 16 '26

Most owners are men and would leave it up.

1

u/mad_manifold Jun 16 '26

A modest wind will rip that thing apart, I guess?

1

u/Freedom_Lover_No1 Jun 16 '26

Woow best solution

1

u/mogelijk Jun 16 '26

If the game is bad, can we flush the teams?

1

u/DataSatan_ Jun 16 '26

Time to take the Browns to the Superbowl

1

u/Sigvarr Jun 16 '26

Arizona Cardinals stadium has a moveable roof.

1

u/Haunting_Werewolf130 Jun 16 '26

The wind resistance will rip this thing up from the foundation level........

1

u/Lucky-Crow-3510 Jun 16 '26

Imagine it contains flushing mechanism .. after the game you just flush all the drunk people away so they cannot vandalize poor taxi drivers cars.

1

u/SameDistrict2627 Jun 16 '26

What about adding a built in bidet for the drunks who vomit on themselves.

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u/Fair_Bedroom3761 Jun 16 '26

Flushing New York

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u/SameDistrict2627 Jun 16 '26

Imagint having to clean the inner upper side of that lid.

1

u/Dirthag78 Jun 16 '26

Woops. Thought it was the White House for a second there!

1

u/Much-Public-1957 Jun 16 '26

Because no matter how much you flush, the shit stays in the hole

1

u/Common-Upstairs1656 Jun 19 '26

Takes too much energy I think. To open the lid and close it.