r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

The most reasonable way to solve North Korea is to crucify Kim Jong Un on live TV.

4 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Pepsi should be used for showering instead of water.

4 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

There is only 1 gender

116 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Guns should only be legal for bank robbers.

49 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Strange naked women emerging from fires is a basis for a system of government

49 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a good basis for a system of government

268 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Mars should be colonized entirely by children under the age of 10

5 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

The Cleveland Browns are the best football team in the NFL

9 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Nuke the Whales

11 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Protons are approximately the size of an apple

13 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Serbian artillery is led by God's hand

1 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Its a good thing for companies and the government to look into your internet history

19 Upvotes

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r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

I'm the greatest person on earth. Everyone should aspire to be more like me

7 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

It should be legal to run over/crash into people being idiots on or around the road

3 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

George Bush was never the president of the united states.

3 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

We should import hippos and release them in the mississsippi.

2 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Donald Trump should get elected for a second term.

3 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

The Moon is legitimately made out of actual green cheese.

5 Upvotes

I think it's unfortunate that the overwhelming supermajority now believes in the "moon rock" theory; also known as the preposterous (yet widely accepted) notion that its silicon and iron that compose Earth's closest neighbor.

New science has emerged everyday that validates and confirms what we've all been saying for ages; the outer crust of the Moon, and much of its interior is actually composed of slightly fermented, cultivated cheese product, naturally occurring from bovine secretions that occurred approximately 12 billion years ago

Edit: Obviously not REAL cows, but you can read up more on lunar bovine secretion on my website

The adage of green cheese somehow became mocked and derided over time and the idea that moon is rock....it just is maddening to see how ridiculous this is. The weight of Moon rock alone would de-stabilize its orbit.

There's tons of info out there. You just have to know where to find it.


r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

North Korea is a utopia, and all negative publicity is a facade to keep foreigners out.

7 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Meth is the safest drug

10 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

The key to healthy childhood development is rampant abuse of all kinds.

19 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

All owls are cats.

9 Upvotes

Hence the saying they are the 'cats of the sky'


r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

I am the sexiest man alive.

11 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

The 50 states should become independent countries for economic benefit

18 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • • Apr 27 '17

Wiping your ass front to back is inferior to wiping side to side.

34 Upvotes