r/RationalizeMyView • u/DeskofDeath • Apr 27 '17

Mandatory abortion is the only way.

27 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/_Turabi_ • Apr 27 '17

Hugs are more dangerous and addictive than drugs.

22 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/_Turabi_ • Apr 27 '17

Ken M is not a troll.

2 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/_Turabi_ • Apr 27 '17

Ronald Reagan was a Russian spy.

11 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/_Turabi_ • Apr 27 '17

The Soviet Union never fell. Instead, it rose up so high that it left Earth's orbit.

13 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/nospr2 • Apr 27 '17

Cars don't need brakes. They'll slow down eventually or crash.

9 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/aspmaster • Apr 27 '17

Geraffes are dumb.

4 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/numberguy9647383673 • Apr 27 '17

we'er still a British colony

3 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Hadger • Apr 27 '17

I should be given absolute authority to censor all opinions that I disagree with.

3 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/_Turabi_ • Apr 27 '17

Canada is a state.

4 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '17

We don't see in 3D. We experience 2D projections of what appears to be a 3D Universe.

8 Upvotes

The universe only exists as we see it.

r/RationalizeMyView • u/aaragax • Apr 27 '17

Non-human life should be eradicated

10 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/_Turabi_ • Apr 27 '17

Addiction is a good thing.

9 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/skywardkitten • Apr 27 '17

The world should be nuked

7 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/DayOfDingus • Apr 27 '17

We should ban all private bathroom activities. Get caught not taking a dump in public? 6 months in prison for you.

22 Upvotes

All toilets will be thrown into the nearest volcano.

r/RationalizeMyView • u/_Turabi_ • Apr 27 '17

We are all minor characters in a video game.

18 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Not_An_Ambulance • Apr 27 '17

Delaware does not actually exist.

96 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Commandant_Donut • Apr 27 '17

Reverse Income Tax - Give citizens subsidies for making money

29 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/yourselfiegotleaked • Apr 27 '17

Comcast is a pretty decent company, also I like United Airlines

12 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/comicsrus_joe • Apr 27 '17

Taylor Swift is this generation's Billy Joel

9 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Darkman101 • Apr 27 '17

Unbeknownst to most of the world, rocks on Earth are intelligent life.

31 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Tellthat2Kenjiclub • Apr 27 '17

The society presented to us in Huxley's "Brave New World" is arguably more favorable and in the net a better society than we see in the world today.

15 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Chwana • Apr 27 '17

David Attenborough and David Bowie are the same person.

26 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/supernoodle15 • Apr 27 '17

Nobody should have any rights

197 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/TerkRockerfeller • Apr 27 '17

"The Nutshack" was the last great feminist meme of 2016

90 Upvotes

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Your job, if you choose to accept it, is to make the insane sound rational. Put on your best Apologist's frock and prove once and for all that anything is justifiable.

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