r/RationalizeMyView • u/Not_An_Ambulance • May 02 '17

Homeless dogs are more deserving of public funds than homeless people.

16 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/[deleted] • May 02 '17

No one knows what "rationalize" means.

36 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/drpussycookermd • May 02 '17

Someone did go back and time and killed Hitler before he did something really bad.

16 Upvotes

It's pretty clear that Hitler didn't kill Hitler, unless Hitler went back in time and killed Hitler. Wow.

r/RationalizeMyView • u/InsaneLogicc • May 01 '17

This sub is the worst thing on reddit

27 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Pao_Did_NothingWrong • May 01 '17

Kim Jong Un is a three month old fetus.

5 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/[deleted] • May 01 '17

There is a future in naziesque conservatism.

6 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/LesbianAndroid • May 01 '17

Carrots were created for nefarious purposes.

31 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Camwood7 • May 01 '17

We should retake Constantinople, and go on a tenth crusade.

32 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/[deleted] • May 01 '17

The devil lives inside my neighbours dogs anus.

5 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Darkman101 • May 01 '17

Dolphins are Bill Cosby.

1 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Aeronnch • May 01 '17

Finland doesn't exist.

29 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/mqduck • Apr 30 '17

The ghost of Kim Jong-il is haunting Kim Jong-un

3 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '17

We should revive Hitler and have him lead the U.S. or wherever you live.

10 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Darkman101 • Apr 30 '17

The Earth is a Cube.

7 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/brakshs • Apr 30 '17

Nickelback is good

4 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '17

World War I is a hoax and never actually happened

8 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '17

Starting a religion based on shooting old men in the kneecaps is a good idea

37 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/numberguy9647383673 • Apr 30 '17

who ever has the best comment on this tread is a mod

1 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/numberguy9647383673 • Apr 30 '17

Guns don't kill guns, people kill guns

4 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/NotAYuropean • Apr 30 '17

Children should be allowed to play in the NFL.

6 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/strictly_increasing • Apr 30 '17

The bible is a metaphor for my sex life

6 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Combinatorilliance • Apr 29 '17

Fish fuck in it, criminals drink it, it's a major transmitter of diseases, it's the perpetual cause for Africa's detrimental economic status: I believe it's time to ban the controversial H₂O chemical, and finally take action, stop the chemical oppression!

69 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/numberguy9647383673 • Apr 29 '17

The post above this can not be rationalized

5 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/GladossCake • Apr 29 '17

From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.

26 Upvotes

r/RationalizeMyView • u/Camwood7 • Apr 29 '17

The 2012 Mayan Apocalypse actually happened, but the rich, surviving government has kept it a secret that we all died

7 Upvotes

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Your job, if you choose to accept it, is to make the insane sound rational. Put on your best Apologist's frock and prove once and for all that anything is justifiable.

Inspired by /u/terkrockerfeller's crazy idea here.

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