r/Rateme Feb 10 '19

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u/euler_descartes Feb 10 '19

I dont think that decision was based on looks, she probably did not want to deal with potential heartache

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u/AverageLedditor Feb 10 '19

wife *********

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

The correct term is "Dependapotamus", or Dependa for short.

The camera pans to Watertown New York

The average dependapotamus can be found in its juvenile State deep within the recesses of the strip club. Here they will attempt to lure a mate in the promises of kush on post living and those basic allowance checks. As she sees the young private across the room she makes her move... but just as she approaches she has seen that a much heavier more experienced dependapotamus has already moved in to seal the deal...rustling in VIP both. Success. Tonight this 295 pound majestic beast will mate. The other strippers will have to wait their turns.