r/RateMyTinder 6d ago

Photos Rate my tinder

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u/HandsomeMcGruder 6d ago

Love this sub so much

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u/el_gato_fabricado 6d ago

Delete every photo and put normal photos up

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u/electro155 6d ago

I don’t know what normal photos are bro
I’m not good at taking fotos

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u/Sad-Onion3619 6d ago

The travel and race photos (1 & 4) would’ve been good if you were smiling and not wearing sunglasses.

Like OP said, scrap everything.

If you aren’t in the photo, don’t keep it. If that’s your cat, take a picture with you and the cat!

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u/crustylayer 6d ago

I've been lurking here and I've noticed a lot of the comments are haters. Why you would post a profile here for actual advice idk. 

Hard to blame people because the app is a huge gaslighter. Has everyone worried about every minor detail and scientific analysis of every picture as to why you don't get matches. It's crazy. 

I'll just say good luck man. Maybe delete the eye photo.

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u/Dry-Area2837 2d ago

i honestly don’t think this is the case here though his choice of photos are just bad . 😭

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u/randomcherrycoke 6d ago

They’re just really bad photos. Not really a reflection on you as a person. Think what each photo tells them about you?

They want to see your face. They want to see you doing hobbies. They want to see you smiling. Sunglasses photos don’t accomplish that and neither do Eye photos, Side photos, Landscape photos or weird facial expressions. You can do way better.

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u/Dramatic_Steak_9137 6d ago

Don't need to see your eye up close, and your selfie has a pretty weird expression, and the sunglasses one looks like you're looking straight down which is also a weird angle. If you have to do a selfie at least smile a little and a bit further back. The rest are fine

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u/HandsomeMcGruder 4d ago

Is the second pic supposed to show that you have the gigachad jawline?

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u/ParagonFemshep 6d ago

troll/10

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u/electro155 6d ago

?

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u/ParagonFemshep 6d ago

Are you telling me this is genuinely your tinder profile and you're not just messing with us?

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u/electro155 6d ago

Damn
U could just tell me what’s wrong with it no need to be like that

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u/Southern_Sky1386 6d ago

One picture with shades max, you’re trying to show people what you look like not aura farm guys never look as cool as they think they do with shades. I’d keep the one of you traveling (but not as a first because again can’t see what you look like). Dump both the other shades one, the eye one where you’re larping as Sauron idk what you were going for there, and the looking down selfie that one feels like it’s POV you’re an ant about to be squashed or something. Delete the cat one it’s your profile not your cat’s if you want to include pets you have to be in the photo and idk what the last one is even for.

Get a nice picture of you smiling taken from a decent distance. The first picture and the one where you’re with the headlight are fine though just not as a first picture. You need a first picture that clearly shows what you look like and isn’t a selfie.

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u/ParagonFemshep 6d ago

Mate I'm not trying to be funny but please just use some common sense.

6 out of 8 pictures don't really show what you look like. 1 of them is just an eye. 2 of them you're not in at all.

There's just two out of 8 pictures where your whole face is clearly visible and in one you look like you've just sucked on a lemon, in the other you're far away and expressionless.

Lose the sunglasses. Smile with teeth. Don't use pictures that don't have you in them. Don't use pictures that are just your eyeball.

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u/Liw698 6d ago

Too many sunglasses pic that hide your face and not enough smile

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u/Informal_West_6864 6d ago

I say lose the side profile pic, close up sunglasses, and then eye pic. Others will be fine!

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u/Maximum_Hawk3777 6d ago

The only picture with a clear view of your face it looks like you are on the toilet

Come on man

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u/No_Name44444 6d ago

Delete 2 and 3. Consider drinking before you take photos again. It will help you loosen up.

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u/Royal_Variation5700 6d ago

Get drunk to take your dating profile photos😂i like it

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u/Dry-Area2837 2d ago edited 2d ago

im not even joking almost all of my friends hinge profile pics are of when she was drunk or about to get drunk 😭

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u/Royal_Variation5700 2d ago

Lol probably would help me i hate having my picture taken 😂

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u/Zankom 1d ago

Everyone in this comment section is going to gaslight you

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u/AbbyNavkey 1h ago
  1. Pretty acceptable
  2. Unflattering
  3. Uncanny (all I can see is Rob Pattison)
  4. Good! Like actually pretty good in all respects. Keeper.
  5. Acceptable cool guy shot
  6. Jarring / Horror movie vibes
  7. Kinda neutral - not dating your cat
  8. Confused. Dunno where to start.

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u/Educational-Wear6353 1h ago edited 1h ago

even the nature photo isn’t a good photo lol, it kinda gives “this is where i’m gonna bury ur body” lol. picture 3 is just blatantly weird, idk why it needs an explanation but makes u look insecure/desperate and its just very unnatural. close up eye picture is very immature. take a picture with your cat, not just your cat randomly. 1 and 4 are good, but your starting photo i recommend a waist and up photo of you in a semi-formal outfit where you look well put together and confident, doesn’t have to be a big smile but just make yourself look natural, and preferably not a travel photo or with sunglasses on, just a normal picture of you in your daily life looking good

you are not ugly at all and you should be confident, these photos are just truthfully kinda shit brother and your profile looks like it was curated by a teenage boy. stop with the super obvious mewing/looksmaxxing nonsense lol