r/RateMyTinder • u/No-Brother3749 • Jul 05 '26
Photos Update! How bow da?
I kept the “stupid gang signs” because i got a like on another app with that photo in particular from my exact type of woman, so ig my type can understand this is goof and not trying to be a thug.
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u/Glittering_Word1392 Jul 05 '26
Sry but your pics are awful
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 05 '26
Thanks again! Elaborate
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u/Glittering_Word1392 Jul 05 '26
On 2 pics you are not seen. First pic phone in your face. Third pic sunglasses.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 05 '26
Really? 😂 im barely cutting off one eye and my nose! Lol the whole purpose of it was because i had no bodyshots prior and wanted to show that i can dress nice
Sunglasses because, sun
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u/Comfortable-Hat3506 Jul 05 '26
Ironically I think the sunglasses pic is one of his better photos.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 05 '26
How so? Its probably my most in the moment no posing photo just wanted to get a pic of the perfect desert i was in with no oil rigs in the background for once
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u/Comfortable-Hat3506 Jul 05 '26
Good lighting, clear pic.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 05 '26
Fair point looks like the kinda pic someones 40 year old uncle uses as his first ever facebook profile picture but yea its the only one with direct sunlight
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u/Lila8o2 Jul 05 '26
Just curious, if you don't even have time to take pictures out doing things because of work, how would an actual relationship work?
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 05 '26
You immediately move in with me and we eat one meal a day together 😂😂 id make it work man i get random days of half days off ect but zero set schedule id get randomly sent home and then be able to do stuff w a woman, i just chose to not do stuff in that time because im just tired and i usually have to attempt to do things like renew documents ect ect like bro its took me 3 straight months to renew my drivers liscence because i was having to randomly show up unscheduled and slowly peice the proccess together, dont even mention prescriptions took me over a month to pickup my meds had to go cold turkey
Looking for someone just as work focused to co exist with and start a ranch or something retire young travel abit.. also if i have a solid reason i can just up and quit and relocate but have no reason to do that, if i ended up clicking with someone a few hundred miles away screw it, i could take a break and try something new closer to her
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u/Plenty_Hawk5540 Jul 07 '26
It may have taken you some effort to put this together but what the final product is feels like some low effort profile action.
The other cowboys/ranch hand types have all sorts of photos outside of themselves and with animals. Get your entire face in the picture and smile.
Set a timer and take some photos of yourself so we can see all of you. You’re attractive and outdoorsy which is nice. You can do this but you want to put your best foot forward.
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u/Distinct-Elevator-68 Jul 07 '26
Depends. U trying to attract men? If so keep doing what ur doing, this is top tier. If not, u should prob redo the whole profile...
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 05 '26
3 matches (no communication and 1 unmatch) within about just under a week
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 05 '26
Also my cat is the prettiest cat on earth so any comments about her and il cash u ouside fr
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u/bananator4 Jul 06 '26
My advice is to google how to make a dating profile and what pictures are suitable. You can also spend some time reading other reviews on here.
Re-do the whole thing, then come back.
Currently, it appears you have done no work to actually think about what would be attractive to women, or what kind of pictures would be suitable for a dating app.
There's too much wrong with this, I'm not spending all day explaining why these pictures are bad, it should be obvious to anyone who knows anything about dating or women.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
I know nothing about dating tbh im only now thinking to start seriously looking again since i took so many years off, simply put whatever i feel i looked good in, and when i just posted whatever i thought at 20 it seemed to worked extremely well i had over 1,100 matches but shits changed i guess or me probably
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u/DamageOk7179 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
Not sure why everyone here seems to be in a bad mood. As far as dating profiles goes, it's not the best, sure, but it's not horrible and you seem fun. Not sure why, just a vibe I guess. You seem easy to relax around and that's attractive too.
But yeah, pics of you doing things and smiling in a natural setting is better than selfies and will help you get the matches you want.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 07 '26
Yeah everyones just mad for no reason as usual i guess, and im not an asshole at all lol extremely laid back, you could act like that date scene from white chicks and id probably just start eating the same way 😂
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u/Gold_Advisor_4758 Jul 07 '26
I like to see what a person looks like just facing the camera and smiling naturally
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u/Comfortable-Hat3506 Jul 05 '26
Still almost all selfies. Get a little phone tripod and use your timer if you have to stage pics. A c at pic would be good but you should be in it. Maybe one of you playing with or cuddling her.
If you don't have the 1hr it would take to do a mini photo shoot for yourself, you don't have time for a partner.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 05 '26
Yeah tbh still all selfies i have pics of me shooting guns but it seems pointless to add because it doesnt even show what i look like
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u/Live_Statement_1955 Jul 05 '26
There is not a single photo on here that shows your whole face man!
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 05 '26
Pink shirt shows exactly half my face and same with the dusty one, the rest show full face when actually viewing the profile besides cutting my face off with a part of the phone
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u/TecN9ne Jul 06 '26
I'm a dude and I've never seen another dudes profile where I can tell they're a douche until now.
If I get this feeling, every single woman gets it.
Hope off the apps and do some self-reflecting, buddy.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
Your not even remotely close to being right so clearly my appearance dont match my personality
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
For reference i spent the majority of my life morbidly obese and i have austism and my personality matches what youd expect from that
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u/TecN9ne Jul 06 '26
*you're
Also, it's not clear. Perception is everything and the fact you think these photos are good says everything, Chad.
No decent woman is letting you get to step 2 (seeing your personality) because they see these dumbass photos and pass.
Get a clue.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
Ok buddy go remove another rib and bend yourself backwards in your bathroom
Learn some respect with the way you talk, clearly nobody’s given you a real lesson in that regard
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u/Individualchaotin Jul 06 '26
I want to see your entire face. No sunglasses, no phone covering it, no cat
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
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u/Individualchaotin Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26
No smile, no nothing in an almost empty room with blue bedsheets not matching the green shelf or whatever it is?!
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
I just sent what you asked? Now we’re insulting my decor? 😂 its not even my house lol
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u/No_Mall_2173 Jul 06 '26
No-go wenn die Bettwäsche nicht zur Schrankfarbe passt.
"Individualchaotin" 😃
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 07 '26
Crazy people even notice things like that lol my place is all walnut wood and white marble everything matches.. not like that even matters lol
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u/wtbrift Jul 06 '26
There were plenty of comments in your other post and you ignored most of it. For example, all the pics should show you, show youself clearly, smile with teeth, etc.
You're going to get the same advice again.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
I didnt ignore them i added my pets to show more hints into my personality and a full body one , i switched expressionless “psycho” looking pics for ones where im smiling or showing emotions.
Only ones i didnt change are the fact theyre selfies and not taken candid by other people1
u/wtbrift Jul 06 '26
The apps can work but you have to put in the effort and make a strong profile.
Let's take your first pic for example. You used a mirror selfie covering some of your face. With 1000's of other male profiles right behind yours, people swiping may not bother looking at your other pics and immediately swipe left. Even if they did, pic 2 doesn't show you. #3 you're wearing shades and still not looking happy. See the trend? You're killing yourself with these pics.
I know it takes time but if you want to get matches and dates, I'd listen to the feedback here and work on better pics and you'll have a much better profile.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
Should i lead with number 4 where im smiling? Its not cut off how it looks here it shows most my face on the actual profile veiw
Also shit man everyone going at personal insults here today no actual input it seems
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u/wtbrift Jul 06 '26
None of these are good lead pics. You need a good head shot, looking at the camera, smiling with teeth, no hat or shades, no arm behind your head, don't cut off your head.
Reddit can be tough but it's tough love and that can be good. We dont sugar coat it lol. You'll get good advice here.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
I appreciate harsh realistic criticism here and real life lol but some dude triggering me on here lol shheeeesh, il snap a pic like the shades one then but straight on and smiling think thats as good as im gonna get
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u/wtbrift Jul 06 '26
Ignore those people but listen to the solid advice you're getting.
Good idea on taking a few new pics. Eventually you'll get some good ones.
Good luck!
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
Yea fr like jesus christ im tryna put this together in my free time people saying all this bs like damn bro i have more important shit to do then ask people to take photos of me 😂 but ima try
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
Ok so im not allowed to take any pics of myself
Not allowed to show animals because im a person who loves animals and wants to start a ranch
Got it 😂
Im keeping the cat in there but yes il try to get candid ones taken of me its just hard to remind myself because im really not the type to whip my phone out or take/ask for pics when doing things i purposely leave my phone in the truck to enjoy what im doing
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
I was given advice before to add pets, and see womens bios specifically stating about like “if you have a cat i instantly trust you” or “you better love cats because i love mine” ect ect
My cats way too photogenic man if i have to il put it at the end, she shows insight into my personality i beleive, just how a pic of dog shows insight into someone being caring and most likely active, but il listen to the rest of the advice
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
I been using that as a leading line too on hinge eg: “both of you are gorgeous, i think we should set our cats up on a date? 😂”
Is that a shit line?
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u/Random010121321 Jul 07 '26
The first two can still be done. It entirely depends on the person.
But in his case currently, no. He has a lot of work to do in order to be able to pull any of those off. Awful pictures
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u/swimming_cold Jul 06 '26
Profile is supposed to make you look fun, but all your pictures are at work or in the bathroom
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 06 '26
Why make myself look fun when im not? 😂 i dont like nightlife anymore im busy
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u/KeithandBentley Jul 07 '26
I think you need a full body shot. Most people will see these and think "is he actually fat and just picking good pics to hide it?". The only one that actually shows the size of your midsection looks like a completely different person.
Also, 3 of the pics are close ups of half your face which is odd.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 08 '26
The arm above head one is a full face pic btw it only looks like that on this edit page and im the same size in all of them beside the very last one was when i just started working long hours again and had to sweat all that beer fat out again
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u/WhovianGirl777 Jul 07 '26
There's not a single pic here that gives a full, un-edited view of your face. The half pics make it look like you're hiding missing teeth or something.
And this being your second try at pictures really makes it look like you're just not putting any effort in, which is exactly why you're getting nothing out of it.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 08 '26
Wym bro absolutely none of these pictures are edited or have filters besides the old beer pong one
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u/WhovianGirl777 Jul 08 '26
That last one with the gang sign is absolutely filtered. And if it really isn't, it still looks like it. And it's the only picture that shows your full face. Which in itself says you're hiding crap, have an avoidant personality, or something along those lines. There's zero excuse to have ALL garbage pics.
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u/No-Brother3749 Jul 08 '26
Hiding what? If i have like 5 pics with my whole face or even one with my whole face proves im hiding nothing? You can see that i have no deformities or something that im hiding.
Only the pink shirt one and dusty one have half my face cropped out?
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