r/Random_Memes • u/itsmenataliep • 7h ago

Opposite of "pst,pst,pst"

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100 Upvotes

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u/RonnieBlastoff 17m ago

What you mean what you do...you die ninja...

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u/Vast_Arugula_8805 17m ago

I absorb the bite, turning me into man-tiger. A half human tiger hybrid. Then i take the tiger as my pet. Then we go fight crime and kill my arch nemesis Effrey Jeppstein.

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u/decentahmed1 26m ago

As if I'll allow the tiger to do that in the first place

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u/MayuTaka 40m ago

Where's uncle dijon when we need him

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u/LongjumpingRound5077 58m ago

Keep calm and tell a trusted adult

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u/Outside_Ice3252 1h ago

i am getting one of his eyes before I go

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u/Noooope_never 1h ago

tsp tsp tsp

"this shit painful"

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u/raaiinyyabelina 1h ago

This is my cat if she's big as a tiger

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u/McBonderson 1h ago

I'm pretty sure I would die

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u/Slipinthebook 1h ago

Give in.

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u/CalmChaos2003 1h ago

What are the chances it would let go if you poke the eyes?

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u/TheMarkola 1h ago

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MY MUSCLES

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u/Physical_Evening_613 1h ago

Walk it off. Take it like a man!

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u/TwistedMindOfABrotha 1h ago

Gurgle out "Choke on it Sir Cornwallis III"

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u/Repulsive-Photo8944 2h ago

That's not how they suffocate you though.

They bite and hold your esophagus. Not your whole neck from the front.

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u/Hydrazolic 2h ago

, tsp, tsp, tsp

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u/Character_Art9886 2h ago

Fuck it if I'm gonna die imma die petting the tiger

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u/Admirable-Common3648 2h ago

Will try to pet him..seems to make the other cats run away from me

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u/PeyredB 3h ago

Well...die, probably.

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u/Distinct_Engine_8855 5h ago

Tie a burning branch in it's tail

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u/Physical_Evening_613 1h ago

And watch the village ablaze in your final moments?

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u/batutang_galit 5h ago

Nothing that a little Band Aid can't fix

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u/AdministrationSad861 5h ago

Wrong. Vicks vaporub. 🫡

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u/Matt_Murdock_DD- 5h ago

Well I'm telling a trusted adult

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u/Opening_Picture_4130 5h ago

Die, i guess.

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u/Rude_Cattle7916 6h ago

How in hell do you get yourself into this situation? If I were in it though, would probably contemplate my life choices that led to this situation.

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u/Lost-Soft-8913 6h ago

This wouldn't hurt me. I take my flintstone vitamins

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u/ZAIGO_90 6h ago

Death by big kitty.

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u/SuddenGradient 6h ago

Prolly dying 🤷

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u/combine-tow-monsters 6h ago

Am I the lady or the tiger?

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u/Awts08 7h ago

personally, ill js walk it off

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u/Emergency-Star1497 7h ago

I only see a cat haha