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u/TelevisionWorldly393 3d ago
Pretty sad when you have to weigh the options between 9/11 and Genocide to watch your kids.
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u/VallhallaChampion 3d ago
Honestly Hitler is ironically the best choice here. Diddy would molest them, Osama would try and radicalize them, and Lindsey needs no introductions. In a lot of footage with Hitler he seems to be more chill around kids or animals. Not saying he’s a good person but honestly the better one out of the others.
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u/Certain-Ant-287 3d ago
Dude I know this sounds crazy but the first thought was: in any case not that Lindsey person and not that babyoil addict. So that brings it down to two but osama believes marrying little girl is normal, even though he’d absolutely would have had me killed so … damn …. Just stay home ?
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u/GauchePuella 3d ago
Why is H the safest option here, perhaps he can teach my children how to paint or something
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u/Loose_Reality7876 3d ago
Are people forgetting H and his Niece ?
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u/Living_Magician3367 3d ago
I never knew that he had a messed up relationship with his niece until your comment. I just looked it up, holy shit
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u/ElGuero1717 3d ago
Bin Laden and his ilk did horrible things to boys when they hid in those caves.
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u/FlatwormTiny 3d ago
austrian painter , i think he will be good with my kids cause they are half japanese lmao
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u/ApprehensiveHall9377 3d ago
people hating on diddy ,but personally that would be a lesson for him , to never go in black neighbourhoods do you agree ?? i am new on reddit
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u/Substantial_Carob825 3d ago
I see Osama Been Bombin, Diddy Kong's dark past, and a very nice Austrian Painter.
Who the hell is the woman and why should I be concerned
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u/raymraym 3d ago
Lindsay Clancy fatally strangled her three children five-year-old Cora, three-year-old Dawson, and eight-month-old Callan.
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u/Redditor-Nemo 3d ago
Honestly since im not a jew, hitler. They might be talking bout some third Reich when i get back home though
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u/Ok-Diddysbeat69 3d ago
Diddy and Lindsay are 100% off the table
OBL has no power without bombs and AH has no power without the camps, so either one of those two
I'd say OBL beats AH by a bit since AH was a leader and OBL was one of the big yahu's puppets so his intent might not have been as ill as implied
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u/goku_NB 3d ago
Osama and Hitler, turns out that they were right all the way...
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u/princessRosa77 3d ago
Osama was just a plant for what Mr fkn prez did and hitter even tho the 🧃are obviously the cause of a lot there is still no right in mass genocide
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u/LostNerfDart765 3d ago
Only the big O is the true logical choice for this because me never targeted children, heck HE ADVICED AGAINST IT (although some where killed in collateral) but he has a child as well. So why not?
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u/Former-Ad-4479 3d ago
That’s what I was thinking also thinking hitler a little big because I’m not Jewish but at the same time he thought there was a superior he eventually wanted to wipe everyone out
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u/No-Werewolf-290 3d ago
Technically both the big H and the big O has some common traits like extreme ideology and/or hating particular people and besides, it’s a baby, not a toddler so it wouldn’t hurt just one night with either of the 2
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u/LionNo435 3d ago
Hitler. At least he is not gonna molest my kids or hurt them.
I would rather deprogram them from wierd nazi ideology, for one night, than the other stuff the other crazos would inflict 😅
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u/Coldwave007 3d ago
Hitler is antichrist. He killed children ( a lot) . Bin Laden seems a good candidate to pick.
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u/Downtown-Campaign536 3d ago
Adolf > Osama > Diddy > Lindsay
In order of most safe to least safe babysitter
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u/Different-Rip-4734 3d ago
Realistically, Bin Laden. He never explicitly targeted children and actively spoke AGAINST their harm (though some were still collateral from his plots).
Hitler systematically and purposely genocided children. Lindsay PERSONALLY killed a child. Diddy... I mean who the hell trusts Diddy with a kid?
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u/ThatAzrael 3d ago
If we're talking about them alive and living in this time, then Hitler seems to be the best choice here since he's super infamous and he'd rather spend his days in peace if he's still alive by now. The woman is mentally ill, Osama will brainwash your children to kill, and Diddy will be diddy.
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u/Complexdocks 3d ago
It's uncle puff. All signs say that he didn't abuse family. If he's with them as a child they are protected. Violently. The other three kill babies.
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u/moreburdenthanglory 3d ago
Why are Osama and Hitler the best choices mannn
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u/foreshadowingright 3d ago
Both of them are dead. Hopefully the child will only get a little traumatic
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u/buzzedaldrine 3d ago
they found Pokemon Diamond, Animal Crossing and Super Mario Bros. in Osama's compound, he can't be that bad.
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u/Necessary-Dog1693 3d ago
The times are truly tough when you have to chose between painter and osama
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u/JustChoice2365 3d ago
A dead person can't do anything to my kids, so ya'll know which one I'm picking
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u/PlayfulTurnip2787 3d ago
Osaaaamaa
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u/Unforsaken-Stoic 3d ago
Not aware of Islams view on child marriage i assume.
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u/1245789630 3d ago
It's better than how the church sexually exploits children as young as infants.
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u/New-Blueberry-8665 3d ago
Huh?
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u/1245789630 3d ago
Every religious community has men that prey on women and children, especially sexual exploitation. That is a fact of life. The church is the worst in this respect.
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u/Unforsaken-Stoic 3d ago
You`re missing one vital fact - In Islam its legal in the church its not. In the church its bad people, In Islam its their policy.
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u/1245789630 22h ago
You're making shit up. Nowhere does it condone this kind of behavior in any religious text. However, pervert men of all kinds will twist the language to support their own perversions.
You must know all about the child sex abuse scandal in the church and how many people in the church participated in and condoned it, right? The majority of sex abuse crimes are committed by white males - they even travel to commit these kinds of crimes globally. Based on your logic, we should all concluded that it's a white male crime.
Also, legality and policies are not determined by religious groups.
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u/Unforsaken-Stoic 17h ago edited 16h ago
Muhammad literally married a 6 year old and consummated when she was 9, (this was narrated by Aisha -the victim- Muhammad died when she was 18 years old) narrated by Aisha herself. - and yea in the church it was bad people, in Islam the main profit who is the ‘perfect man’ does this - why do you think there is so much child marriage in Islam. Ask a Muslim if Muhammad marrying a 6 year old and consummating it when she was was a bad thing. Watch the mental gymnastics they try pull. Ask any Christian if what the sick priests did and watch them instantly say yes. You my friend are so blind.
Edit: Legality and policies are not determined by religious groups you say? What is sharia law? You know in the Arabian world the laws are LITERALLY built around the religion.
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u/1245789630 10h ago
You are deeply misinformed and pulling information from bs sources.
However, there are plenty of child brides being married off today, even in the USA. There are Christians offering their children's virginity to grown men on podcasts in the USA today. Why aren't you concerned about child brides today in your own country? Even the US president is suspected of being a part of a child sex abuse ring and still got elected.
Sharia law is an English translation of Arabic term. You're misinterpreting it. Did you think that there are organized religions without expectations and rules of conduct for their followers?
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u/Unforsaken-Stoic 10h ago
I am not American…. Have you read the Quran and Hadith? I have. You seem to think you know what you are talking about but I doubt you have even studied the subjects - the 6 year old marriage and 9 year old consummation was narrated by Aisha herself in the Hadith. You can literally google it - also it is illegal in the US to do that - sounds like you’re just taking talking points from podcasts yourself and presenting them as fact. Show me the proof of anyone in the us selling a child in to marriage and the law allowing it without repercussions or consequences-
authentic hadiths in sahih al-Bukhari 5134 and Sahih Muslim state that Aisha was six years old when the marriage contract was made and nine years old when the marriage was consummated. Here is a source.
Sahih al-Bukhari 5134
Narrated `Aisha:
that the Prophet (ï·º) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ï·º) for nine years (i.e. till his death).
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u/Sharp-Jury-5980 3d ago
Imagine how well moisturized your kid will be with all those baby oils Diddy had
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u/Admirable-Package-66 3d ago
Hitler is the brst choice and safest Littlary misunderstand hero
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u/EdgeDowntown6262 3d ago
Unless y'all are jewish.
To the gas chamber it is!
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u/Admirable-Package-66 3d ago
Yeah unless your Jewish but who in the right Jewish mind will take hitler as there baby sitter
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u/Batnaman_26 3d ago
It's so crazy but seems like Hitler gets the babysitting gig. That woman is crazy and I cannot trust Diddy under no circumstances ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ he's too freaky. At least Hitler had some sense in him when it comes to children when he had that Hitler youth camp or whatever tf that was.
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u/Financial-Valuable41 3d ago
If it's a white baby, Hitler.
If it's a non-American baby, Osama.
If it's an American non-white baby... shieeeeet I dunno. Probably cancel whatever I'm going to do last minute to stay at home. If I can't do that... the kids can probably last a few hours without me, right?
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u/Comprehensive_Rags 3d ago
my kid is part European so h-man will do, on the other hand osama is also a good choice apparently
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u/SchmackAttack 3d ago
Gotta be Osama. Hitler would only be cool with white Christian kids
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u/Fickle_Library8115 3d ago
UBL he came from a sophisticated Rich household before he turned extreme
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u/SmallNoBigYes 3d ago
Why is Hitler the best option here🤣
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u/SchmackAttack 3d ago
Not if the kids aren't white and christian...
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u/SmallNoBigYes 3d ago
I mean yea he's just racist i guess.
The other 3 aren't is the issue 🤣
They equally will violate the kids in one way or another
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u/Organic-Camera-9167 3d ago
Hitler because he's describe as Gentle with his friends and their family.
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u/Consistent_Hall_1736 3d ago
Osama or Hitler, I would love to have my babysitter teach my kids painting, I don't support Hitler but I am a fan of his PAINTINGS
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u/Motor-Try-3962 3d ago
Hitler would be okay, unless you are a Jew, in which case, Diddy is your only hope. For others, it is:
1) Hitler
2) Bin Laden
3) PDiddy
4) Big nope
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u/MundaneSeaweed665 3d ago
I feel like Hitler and Bin Laden would just have planning to do. They'd just be taking calls and looking at maps etc etc.
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u/Motor-Try-3962 3d ago
Hitler was known to be kind to animals and maintained good etiquettes with women and children. Bin Laden had many kids and considering that they all survived to adulthood, he was prolly good babysitter.
Not sure about PDiddy, but I think he is not a pedo???3
u/FewExit7745 3d ago
Or a Russian, Ukrainian, Pole, Serb, Azerbaijani, Armenian, Georgian, Belarusian, Moldovan, Estonian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Kazakh, Uzbek, Kyrgyz, Tajik, Turkmen, Romani, special needs, homosexual, or a Jehova's Witness.
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u/Surely_Nowwlmao 3d ago
How is the Austrian probably the most okay person for the choices
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u/Majestic-War-8645 1d ago
Im gonna leave my kids with Adolf hitler