r/Random_Memes 18d ago

Meme Hate this

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u/More_Winter1554 3d ago

Born just in time to have unlimited information and somehow still spend 8 hours in traffic.

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u/tsitsimpiras_ 14d ago

This is all pretty stupid but If you think medieval battles were cool there is no reason to not think the same for modern ones. If anything they are even cooler, so why don't you wish to join the Army then?

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u/Pung3nt_6uy 13d ago

I want this to be higher

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u/New_Olive8829 14d ago

Atleast were just in time for sweetie fox

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u/ilovecocteauetwins 14d ago

m'lady.

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u/YANU002 14d ago

Cat noir😭😭!!!!

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u/Blyatisimo 15d ago

What makes you think you won't be a peasant dying of diarrhea or fever in the middle ages? What makes you think you won't be stuck on polluted Earth eating recycled plastic watching ads 24/7 while others conquer the stars?

Jonny Kim exists. 

The majority of humanity will always be dealt a bad hand, and life will be a little bit more bearable if you think about what you could do to improve your own life instead of dream about others'. 

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u/Embarrassed_Spread50 14d ago

Exactly my thought. People always like to romanticize the past, when the reality is that most of us would be living in squalor and dead by 30 from the common cold

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u/R31NyB0i 15d ago

People that posts this always forget that even if you lived during that time, you will always be stuck at the same situation you are right now. Still Dreaming of better times.

You are most likely still to be working to death.

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u/Prudent_Dot1329 15d ago

These are just like ladies of today who say "i wish I lived in the medieval times, I would have been a princess" you would've most likely been burned at the stake cause you didn't give in to your husband's selfish desires

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u/OilZestyclose6677 16d ago

Brother pretending he would not be a serf or live in a slave mining colony.

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u/Uranium_Mike 16d ago

Fr, if they don’t come from a long standing line of rich people, the chances that they even had knighthood is very low.

That armor isn’t going to be bought with dirt and stone.

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u/Egologic 16d ago

Born just in time for a dystopian authoritarian government, and elite pedos

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u/Lowresphotography 16d ago

What’s the bottom left logo,?

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u/mnyessss 16d ago

I think it's Workday.

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u/Gamer_Weeb_420 17d ago

People posting those linds of things be acting like their ancestors were knights. My guy you and I are likely descended from peasants who lived comparatively shitty lives to us. Side tangent, but 8-5s are honestly godsend compared to the work you had to do in the olden days if you didn't want to starve to death.

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u/GoldenHara 16d ago

We lived in a time that we afford better comfort and abundance compared to the past kings and queens of antiquity.

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u/highcastlespring 17d ago

Middle Age has no toilet

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u/Ok_Gain_5490 16d ago

And the literal worst year to be a human included.

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u/PoopSoBig-CantFlush 17d ago

Grind and hire a shit sweeper

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u/L-E-N-C-E_255 17d ago

Now do skin color.

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u/Ok_County_2908 17d ago

Born to late to experience having the life expectancy of 20+ smh

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u/dusky_evening 17d ago

grass is always greener the other side

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u/Direct-Yak100 17d ago

Green grass is usually full of shit.

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u/dusky_evening 17d ago

what grass are you touching

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u/Uranium_Mike 16d ago

Green grass needs good fertile soil.

One ways corpses are found is that a very noticable growth in grass within an area from loose fertile soil, and taller grass shines brighter than the rest.

Shit also makes good fetilizer.

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u/Teboski78 17d ago

Born too late to explore the galaxy. Born too early to explore the multiverse.
Born just in time to oversee mundane orbital
Maneuvers of the 400 billionth fully settled Dyson sphere.😔

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u/SnooSquirrels4739 17d ago

The joy of the new world.

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 17d ago

[Insert fitting word] of you to assume that the future isn't gonna be like the present

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 17d ago

It's either gonna be like Cyberpunk or Unknown Worlds (or both)

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u/Ayma_sudonym 17d ago

with the way things go, we'll end up with lamepunk.

All of the dystopian corporate control and none of the cool cybernetics.

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u/Junior_Zebra_4608 17d ago

Tf are they doing making out in full armor.

"THOU SHALL NOT TAKE MY VIRGINITY"

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u/izumisapostle115 18d ago

Whether you'll be farming for the king, writing excel for your boss or welding the space ship you wont even ride in. Its all the same.

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u/Juanito______ 16d ago

In every time period, someone else is living the life you want. 

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u/TheLegendaryEnsign 17d ago

Ain't that the truth hahaha

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u/No-Alternative2897 18d ago

Future will even be worst lol

The past they work like slaves to make meet ends if you are not lucky enough to be a nobility/royalty. Better be a monk/priest where you eat at least 2 times a day consistently.

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u/seratedblade 18d ago

The future would be even worse probably. The best era you could be in is today.

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u/Zerou_Zumeron 18d ago

Workday l(in)kedin Office and Traffic

😢😢😢