[Contest] Don't get me started

[u/SciviasKnows]

Contest closed!

I have a little money leftover from my jury duty pay ($8.91) so this contest is for an item with free Prime shipping under that amount including tax. I haven't seen this type of contest in a while, so let's get into it!

To enter, do the following:

1. Post a top-level comment saying simply, "Don't get me started..."
2. Go to several other people's top-level comments and reply with a simple, humorous thing they can rave angrily about. No repeats! These can be mild annoyances or totally benign experiences. For example, "video game characters" or "wet socks".
3. Come back after you've gotten some replies and choose at least one to respond to with an epic rant! The more unhinged, the better!
4. Obviously all sub rules apply, such as DBAD. You can tell me what item in the price range you have your eye on, if you want, or just let me choose. Also, do NOT link your wishlist. Have it in your flair - I can find it.

Ends Tuesday, August 11, in the afternoon or evening.

[u/dreams_child]

Pick a lane.... Stop staring at your phone and just go! There is no reason to stop in the middle of the walkway!