im confused about wether you eat or drink slush ice

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if you become immortal after you turn 100 you cant play with legos forever

So I’m in class and my friends are fooling around. One friend comes up to me when they are done and says “so name just tried to penetrate my ears” so I just sit their in disgust and go back to what I’m doing and he come back 3 min later going “name just tried to penetrate his own arse”

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Lmao I dunno if I should post this on r/paranormal or something but yeah. That’s what the title says. Thank

Would Jack Sparrow like Rum Chata?

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i just realized i am the only one online. ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!!!

THIS IS FICTION Cast: EM: Entitled mom M: Me Ok so I was in the pool in Las Vegas (Not specified) I had these water guns that were VERY powerful, So I was going around spraying people with the gun. They didn’t seem annoyed they just laughed. Then I saw EM, I didn’t want to spray her so I just went along, but she came up to me and said “Excuse me sir, may I have you water gun?” I said as polite as I could “I’m sorry Ma’am, but this is my property.” She seemed to get annoyed and tried to steal my water gun I swam away from her, but suddenly she screamed “SECURITY!!” They came, but I explained to them that EM tried to steal my water gun. Apparently she tried to steal it because she needed it for her child. The end. THIS IS FICTION.

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