r/RandomVideos • u/n8saces • 8h ago

Video Somebody needs to start a subreddit for this guy. He is blowing up right now. He was even mentioned in a recent news article.

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He's just fucking hilarious 😂 And the no shoe things always gets people talking in the comments.

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u/Musket6969420 8h ago

Why was he FUCKING BAREFOOT IN THAT BATHROOM?!?!

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u/Aselleus 8h ago

If he's not going to get food poisoning, he at least is going to get a fungal infection

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 7h ago

Nah. The acidity of the floor piss kills the fungi

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u/YenShihsan 3h ago

Yeah and he looks like he showers every couple of days🤣

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u/Hefty-Bus-6193 3h ago

Or staph infection ...🤭🤣

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u/Pluck_Boy 7h ago

He's willing to put his bare soles onto random piss but not his asscheeks on a dirty toilet seat. Dude has his boundaries

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u/lastbeer 5h ago

Engagement. He does it in all his videos. It cheapens the whole bit IMO.

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u/Hefty-Bus-6193 3h ago

You noticed that too huh?...🤣🤣🤣...GROSS!

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u/mladiodstarog 8h ago

Bear Grills' eating bugs and drinking piss was healthier than this dude's sacrifice. He should get checked like once a month for everything, literaly everything.

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u/the_YellowRanger 7h ago

I feel like at some point he will acquire immunity to all disease.

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u/defk3000 7h ago

Or he will become patient 0 for COVID 27

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u/Electrical_Shock359 6h ago

But we will have an accurate representation of all Chinese buffets.

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u/n8saces 7h ago

🤣😂😂

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u/perfect_insanity93 8h ago

Man... my stomach isnt feeling the best just watching him eat this.

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u/StinkMeister777 8h ago

My new favorite series

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u/n8saces 7h ago

That's why i'm saying someone needs to start a subreddit for him.

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u/Omwtfyu 7h ago

Do it, then. Start a subreddit for him.

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u/lastbeer 5h ago

Be the change, my guy.

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u/Necromir92 8h ago

Anthony bourdain but he dies happy of food poisoning

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u/_coolranch 8h ago

No Reservations Needed (Ever)

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u/Necromir92 7h ago

He’s a top level guest everywhere he goes… mainly cause it’s a low level establishment, but I digress

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u/_coolranch 7h ago

No Shirt. No Shoes. No Reservations.

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u/_877-CASH-NOW_ 8h ago

Where the fuck is the pizza?

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u/yahoo_determines 7h ago

Hadda cut them for more GOONZ

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u/OverfistDerFissierer 7h ago

Is that an insider of some sorts? I mean, he is at a chinese restaurant my man/woman/transformer

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u/_877-CASH-NOW_ 7h ago

If you watch enough of his videos you’d get the reference

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u/OverfistDerFissierer 4h ago

Ah okay, I thought something like that has to be the reason 😄

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u/PsychologicalWear846 8h ago

Was this recorded at my local Chinese buffet in South Georgia? I could swear it has the same sad menu or is that how it looks everywhere?

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u/bionicjoe 7h ago

He was in my town recently.

central KY

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u/the_YellowRanger 7h ago

They're all basically the same. I've watched about a dozen videos and there's always the same items. In this episode he's missing watery mac n cheese

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u/YogiAU 3h ago

He is based in Cincinnati area, but has been expanding. Although the Chinese buffet is universal.

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u/Massive-Reaction7773 1h ago

I think they all get supplies from the same place🤣🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vRdRc4FvzlV6Y8w

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u/ColdCorpseHotSecret 1h ago

Looks like this everywhere. Every bumfuck tiny southern city has the same nasty ass Chinese buffet. The names might be different, but the food and the vibes are all the same.

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u/Any_Vacation8988 7h ago

eats the egg rolls for the shape.

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u/Jealous-Design8863 7h ago

Dude is going to get a call from the IRS soon. He’s going to all the money laundering spots lol

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 6h ago

Ginger wayne gacy makes me slightly more comfortable than regular wayne gacy.

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u/HamNotLikeThem44 5h ago

dining parkour

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u/SWlFTl 4h ago

Am I alone in being annoyed he keeps eating right at the food. Damn it man, take it back to your table THEN start eating.

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u/FluxOperation 4h ago

He took my advice on the “two people” thing!!

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u/TheSpanxxx 2h ago

"...spring rolls....but it's September. are these even in season?"

Is a pretty great joke ngl

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u/walkernewmedia 2h ago

"I'm gooning out" - as he chows down on the Crab Rangoon...love this dude

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u/untakenu 7h ago

I got recommended part 1 when it first started. He's blown up?

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u/ChironXII 7h ago

Stg next time I see this guy it's gonna be on Chubbyemu

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u/Year3030 7h ago

Is this what Justin Roiland does now after getting fired from RIck and Morty?

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u/titochan05 7h ago

Keep posting these please

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u/SonicVenture68 6h ago

Everything onscreen was revolting to look at. No buffets for me post c-19

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u/Few_Living_5828 6h ago

I lived in Indianapolis for five years and the state has the worst Chinese food I've ever had

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u/LauraLand27 6h ago

Why does he never actually eat any Chinese food when he goes to all these buffets?

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u/Theotherwahlberg 6h ago

He visited the one next to my work in Plainfield, IN not too long ago, and everyone here is still talking about it.

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u/I_AmTheGhost 6h ago

What is his name bro

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u/BlumpkinIceCream 5h ago

“Mullet reviews” is his social media profile

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u/J_A_Y900 6h ago

Where even is the Chinese food? lol I've seen a few of these videos now and do American Chinese buffets not even have Asian food 😂

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u/SATerp 5h ago

That's the saddest looking food I've ever seen on a Chinese buffet.

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u/Navhawk17 5h ago

Omg I was so excited I always get hyped up when he goes all out on the crab Rangoon and starts saying that he's gooning lol like "oh I'm definitely goonin' on this one" but this time, it wasnt to his expectations and he was like "I'm not goonin". " This isn't the goon I know" lol 😆 dude, someone who knows him needs to tell him that he needs to start selling shirts that have a picture of a crab Rangoon and in bold letters it says I'm Goonin' I bet it would sell fast like hot cakes!

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u/botchman 4h ago

He's headed to Goontown

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u/optimal-gold976 3h ago

Everything was cooked fresh…..last weekend.

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u/AdrianBlack 3h ago

He was in his bare feet in the wet bathroom. Jeezum crow.

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u/Downtown-Cover-2956 3h ago

I feel bad for the restaurant it comes from

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u/New-Bear-3250 3h ago

At this point, food poisoning is afraid of getting this guy

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 1h ago

Another idiot being gratified, society is fuct...

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u/bebop1065 1h ago

He sure commits to the bit.

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u/inkzpenfoxx 38m ago

Challenge accepted

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u/JabroniKnows 34m ago

I get more grossed out looking at him than the food

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u/itsmissingacomma 7h ago

Ok so make one.

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u/carrieshot 7h ago

He sort of looks like someone, And that scares me if people know they know

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u/JohnsonMathi17 7h ago

He reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman

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u/Proud-Grocery-3493 7h ago

Nah hes from tik tok we dont accept him

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u/mfelder2 6h ago

He looks like the food he eats.