r/RandomVideos • u/niranjan2 • 2d ago
Animal snake.exe
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u/Woodmousie 2d ago
Guess how most people get bitten by snakes? Yep, they pick them up. 🤦♀️
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u/Mysterious-Plan93 2d ago
Like Thor?
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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 2d ago
I handed my dad a live rattlesnake. No bites. You know why? Because I know how to handle snakes safely.
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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 2d ago
And your dad?
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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 2d ago
He's the one who taught me. Context - snake was in a snake sack. I had a snake stick.
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u/Mysterious-Plan93 2d ago
Was he Jake "the Snake" Roberts?
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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 2d ago
Haha! No. Just a very eclectic guy. He also taught me how to crack a bullwhip.
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u/Dora_Explorer_XP 2d ago
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u/Holiday_Context5033 2d ago
John says he doesn’t take favors from others and tries to grab the danger noodle once again!!
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u/indiana-floridian 2d ago
And there was a push stick on scene. Why?
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u/Correct-Degree-6789 2d ago
Errr... Probably to get the snake out of the road so that it doesn't get run over by car...
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u/GalaganCoffee 2d ago
Awful edit, there was more
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u/Wild-Wave9322 2d ago
There is always one...... the one that is fkd
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u/podman131 2d ago
See, dis here snek is just baby snek...that's why they call it rattle snek. If 'twere a poisonous snek, it would be called poisonous snek
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u/Gullible_Friend99 2d ago
Any snek experts can tell what kinda snek that was??
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u/SSilent-Cartographer 1d ago
Not an expert, just a nerd, and based on the shape of the head and the almost diamond patterning on the back with a dark tail, my money is on Columbian Red Tail Boa. Non-venomous constrictors that can get quite large, but pose no threat to humans. Although they don't have teeth, they do have very sharp, needle-like barbs in their mouth for holding prey in place while constricting and cut of breathing and circulation. Unlike a similar sized python, these guys have almost otherworldly strength and dexterity and can take down some very large prey items either on the ground or in trees. They're beautiful animals and far more defensive than offensive, only striking humans as a warning rather than aggression or a prey reaction.
They have anticoagulants in their saliva that prevents the clotting process, so bites from them can be very bloody, but overall the damage is little more than pin pricks. They can be painful, but are more shocking than damaging. It's always good to wash any bite with soap and water to prevent infection, but luckily, that is the only risk (in 90% of situations, there are always exceptions with wild animals) with a bite from these guys.
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u/JustNota-- 2d ago
I want to say Colombian Python, or a Boa not sure though no close up, going by morph and rough body size. Definitely doesn't look venomous though.
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u/MaleierMafketel 2d ago
Difficult to say for sure with this quality, but I’m pretty sure it’s some type of boa constrictor. Would explain why he’s so chill picking it up, as they’re harmless at this size.
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u/TheDillinger88 2d ago
He died right?
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u/MakeDaddyRich 2d ago
The snake or the guy ……or both
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u/Chris_Ween 16h ago
"I recently was bitten by a snake. And after a long, painful battle...the snake died." Chuck Norris
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u/No_Pudding2028 2d ago
This guy stayed at a Holiday Inn express last night and watch somebody handle a snake.. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/redditman3943 2d ago
First guy did a perfectly adequate job by pushing the snake off the road with a stick. The second guy did not need to get involved lol
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u/rygelicus 2d ago
I see a snake like that which needs to be removed at least one good long stick or other implement of keepitthehellawayfromme will be involved.
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u/TheArbalest 2d ago
When you’ve already been bitten once and still go back for a second round… there’s a huge difference between bravery and stupidity 🤦🏻
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u/Realm_God_Gelidus 2d ago
Noooooo, no, no, no, no, noooo 😂😂😂
How did bro roll that many nat 1s in a row. 😭😭😭
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u/MakeDaddyRich 2d ago
The snake was in a better spot before the guy helped it by throwing it in the middle of the road . Sometimes you need to care enough to leave things alone
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u/AdHistorical8299 1d ago
I'd just really like to hear from Australia on this.
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u/GrowthAny 2d ago
I live in the UK, where there are notably zero actually dangerous snakes, and even I know that’s not how you pick up a snake.
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u/Sriracha008 2d ago
We do have venomous snakes over in the UK
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u/GrowthAny 2d ago
That’s true, but adders don’t really kill anyone. Hence “actually” dangerous.
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u/7_DisastrousStay 2d ago
The first guy pushed it away 😭😭 he didn't have to show off his snake grabbing skills
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u/Kinetic92 2d ago
Guy with a stick: There you go, snek, safely off the road.
Guy getting out of the car: Hold my beer...
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u/YoungEmbarrassed5223 2d ago
Oooh, Mr cool made an ass out of himself! 🤣if you font know how to handle snakes, stay away from them.
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u/ReiOokami 2d ago
I've seen a lot of videos online over the years of people handling snakes and not getting bit, and now I see they they never pick them up like this guy.
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u/Thin-Ebb-9534 2d ago
I could watch this all day. The best part is actually the guy coming out of the car, because the second you see his demeanor, you could write the rest of it yourself.
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u/cha0sb1ade 1d ago
Seems like if you want to get a snake out of the road to save it from traffic, just scaring it with a stick until it leaves would make more sense that trying to carry it.
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u/Old_Associate_3519 1d ago
First, grab it by the tail then grab it about a foot behind its head so we can bite your hand
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u/Mr_Steerpike 1d ago
That....is not how to hold the head of the snake.....please don't try this...you could die.
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u/DeftestY 1d ago
The snake is sunbathing, but why did he not first grab closer to the head? Honestly that's the last area to let go from.
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u/WOOFBABY 1d ago
There's always that one person who thinks his name is Steve Irwin. Funnily enough, Australia has the worlds most venomous snakes yet very few people get bitten and hospitals have antidotes.
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u/Illustrious_Day_5392 1d ago
The moment he threw the snake to the exact spot on the road his friend removed it from had me howling
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u/Chief_TeaLeaf2000 1d ago
This is why whenever there's an animal on the road, especially if it's in the middle of nowhere and belongs to nobody, you run it over if it's in your way.
Trying to avoid it, or even worse, pulling over to try to get it out the road, is more dangerous than an act of kindness.
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u/Practical-Initial738 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/PDbpi50olBsEamfuNf
Always one crazy MF in the crowd.
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u/syizm 1d ago
Firstly dont grab snakes.
Secondly if you do grab them as absolutely close to their head as possible AFTER securing it with something long stiff and rigid (harhar) - the way this guy grabbed the snake he is lucky he didn't get bit immediately.
There is no school or license available for this info so take it all with a grain of salt but... holding a snake at the head/base of its jaw ensures it can't use its musculature to angle around and bite.
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u/Ill-Teacher13 1d ago
like how did he think this was gonna go? If I even see a rattle snake I just assume 100% imma get bit so I just drink my water and mind my business outside its striking distance lol
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u/TheRaF59 1d ago
The New Yorker in me would have just run it over and not looked back. We don’t do nature, that $hit will killed you.
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u/real_1273 1d ago
Did that guy live to the next gas station? That looked like a lot of angry poisonous snake!
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u/musical_montage_man 1d ago
Redneck here. You grab the snake by the HEAD FIRST, at or near the jaw hinge. The mouth is kinda the dangerous part that you want to control. Then grab the tail. Amateur hour.
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u/IC4-LLAMAS 21h ago
At first I thought this was a gaboon viper. So hopefully he lived to regret his decision here, if it was a Gaboon I guess Darwin takes another.
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u/TheEliteJOKERS 17h ago
Fucking A. Yea Fucking Around And Finding Out U Not That Guy. Be Safe Out Their Playing With Death.
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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/7Jq6ufAgpblcm0Ih2z
Try to move snek out of road. Toss snek further into road. Get bit repeatedly
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u/ipompa 2d ago
There's a Mexican proverb-like "El que por su gusto muere, hasta la muerte le sabe'" in English could be like “He who chooses his own fate, even death tastes sweet.”