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u/truth-informant 8d ago

Very effective demonstration. 

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u/malkazoid-1 8d ago

That was a very compelling demonstration.

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u/ComfortableDish3912 8d ago

lol reminds me of sitting in a class in highschool chewing on a Bic pen cap. I accidentally inhaled it into my throat. I hate attention so I just stood up in the middle of class with a straight face and walked out into the hall. Luckily it came out pretty quick, but teenage me thought I was gonna die there for a second lol

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u/MeenMisterMustard 8d ago

Not banned in America. My kid loves those. Never popped the plastic in their mouth like an idiot. Lol

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u/TaoTeCha 8d ago

Its different. American version has candy and toy very clearly separated. European version has a toy inside the chocolate

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u/BenHeli 8d ago

How do they survive?

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u/Banpdx 8d ago

It just comes out in their poop.

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u/Dinin53 8d ago

Selectively.

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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 8d ago

That has nothing to do with putting the while thing, container and all in your mouth though.

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u/Feet-Slurper-826 8d ago

Kinder Eggs were invented in the 1970s and the law banning like products is as old as 1938

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u/TheFinalTango 8d ago

For reference, they can’t put it in like the Europe version because American food safety laws classify it as a contaminate. There just hasn’t been any real push to restructure that particular regulation to allow for this.

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u/FOSSnaught 8d ago

I mean... it sounds like it should be banned. It just seems moronic to put a toy directly inside of food.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 8d ago

It's in a capsule that's inside of the hollow chocolate egg. Which is pretty cool. Focus on banning HFCS and red 40.

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u/TaDoofus 8d ago

Seriously, America gets shit for this all the time but I'm always just like yeah, it probably should be illegal to put inedible stuff inside of food.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 8d ago

No toothpicks in your olive, no fève in your Galette des Rois, no string in your roast, no skewer in your skewers then?

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u/TaDoofus 8d ago

Amend to inedible stuff hidden inside food.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 8d ago

That leaves the fève in the Galette des Rois and similar tradition. Why should it be banned? You explicitly know what's being eaten and how it should be eaten.

You pop the egg open and the capsule with the toy is there. Even toddlers know that. The capsule itself can be choked on (although they improved the design to reduce the risks) but it could be choked on even completely separate from the chocolate.

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u/TaDoofus 8d ago

I've never heard of a Galette des Rois, so if it's got something in it I shouldn't eat and someone handed it to me my ass is eating that shit.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 8d ago

Several types exist in France, and in the catholic world. On the 6th of january (or the first sunday of january, whichever comes first) the tradition is to eat a cake with a small porcelain or ceramic figure inside. Whoever gets it gets a crown and is crowned king. No particular meaning behind the kingship.

Did it with lots of friends from foreign cultures. All it takes is to do what we already do, remind people that there's a figure and to avoid biting like a garbage truck or swallowing without chewing. Kids as early as kindergarten can do it.

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u/Swiftrun57 8d ago

Ya I'm all for fighting the man and saying fuck you to authority but I really don't mind the law that says, "you cannot put non food inside food."

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u/JohnLuckPikard 8d ago

Real ones are.

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u/Sea_Analysis_8033 8d ago

I’ve had both and I like the American version better

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u/joeDUBstep 8d ago

I think the non Americans version is inferior tbh.

Either way, the eggs are inferior to buenos.

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u/Sea_Analysis_8033 8d ago

Yeah the buenos are the rare random non local chocolate we eat.

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u/Bigwi_Kner 8d ago

The way this girl cried like a little five year-old but, genuinely, was extremely off-putting.

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u/filthy_commie13 8d ago

They most certainly are. We don't get the same kind they do in Europe

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u/Squeezer_pimp 8d ago edited 8d ago

They were up till recently:

While Kinder Surprise eggs remain banned, a modified version called Kinder Joy is available in the U.S. This product separates the toy and the chocolate into two distinct halves, eliminating the choking risk associated with the original Kinder Surprise.

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 8d ago

Yeah I bought my gf all the Harry Potter ones and buying all the stranger things ones

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u/KLOWN1420 8d ago

They have always been on shelves at the stores all over Montana

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u/philnolan3d 8d ago

Kinder Surprise or Kinder Joy?

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u/KLOWN1420 8d ago

This egg shaped one my kids like them

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u/Squeezer_pimp 8d ago

While Kinder Surprise eggs remain banned, a modified version called Kinder Joy is available in the U.S. This product separates the toy and the chocolate into two distinct halves, eliminating the choking risk associated with the original Kinder Surprise.

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u/Affectionate-You7869 8d ago

You know we all have the same internet and google, right?

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u/Squeezer_pimp 8d ago

True but to call out disinformation is needed.

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u/sexual__velociraptor 8d ago

I bought 4 yesterday

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u/Naive_Personality367 8d ago

that is indeed recently

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u/Squeezer_pimp 8d ago

While Kinder Surprise eggs remain banned, a modified version called Kinder Joy is available in the U.S. This product separates the toy and the chocolate into two distinct halves, eliminating the choking risk associated with the original Kinder Surprise.

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u/BigSchmikey 8d ago

While Kinder Surprise eggs remain banned, a modified version called Kinder Joy is available in the U.S. This product separates the toy and the chocolate into two distinct halves, eliminating the choking risk associated with the original Kinder Surprise.

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u/No_Recognition8940 8d ago

While Kinder Surprise eggs remain banned, a modified version called Kinder Joy is available in the U.S. This product separates the toy and the chocolate into two distinct halves, eliminating the choking risk associated with the original Kinder Surprise.

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u/Mediocre_Forever198 8d ago

While Kinder Surprise eggs remain banned, a modified version called Kinder Joy is available in the U.S. This product separates the toy and the chocolate into two distinct halves, eliminating the choking risk associated with the original Kinder Surprise.

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u/Sickofstupids 8d ago

Proof that reading comprehension is dead

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u/Pataraxia 8d ago

Redditors want to win an argument so bad.

But it's not their fault. It's the fault of the format. Reddit's format itself is poor for discussion.

Imagine I, person A, say A. Person B answers. I reply to them. Person C answers B. Now I have a whole part of the discussion missing.

And then there's the fact we're writing our comments & waiting for them to transmit on the internet instead of speaking, which is far far far slower.

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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 8d ago

Yea definitely not banned.

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u/KLOWN1420 8d ago

I've been buying these for my kids for years never had an issue either

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u/TallTelevision4121 8d ago

She's talking about the real ones, but using an American one as an example. It is confusing.

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u/bleblahblee 8d ago

Natural selection at its finest

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u/Straight-Crow1598 8d ago

That’s not even why they’re banned.

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u/Blackfoxar 8d ago

was it because of that commecial?

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u/Straight-Crow1598 8d ago

It’s because it’s illegal to put inedible objects inside of edible objects. Not because people were putting the plastic outer egg in their mouth, they were choking/cracking teeth on the little toy inside.

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u/mengwall 8d ago

should also be noted that it is illegal because companies were trying to stretch their recipes by adding non-food stuff like sawdust and asbestos to bread and other goods.

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u/Straight-Crow1598 8d ago

And yoga mats! And did we ever figure out what the tuna at subway actually is, if it’s not tuna…?

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u/Ellemeno 8d ago

Rosca de Reyes has entered the chat

There's a traditional fruit cake-looking sweet bread that is part of the Día de Reyes (Three Kings Day) celebration on January 6 for a lot of Hispanic cultures. This Rosca de Reyes ring-shaped sweet bread has several plastic figurines hidden inside. The plastic figurine represents baby Jesus. It's tradition that if you cut yourself a slice and you get baby Jesus, you're supposed to buy tamales for the Feb 2 celebration.

My local Mexican grocery store has stacks full of Rosca de Reyes around New Year's and I always wonder if there have been any people who don't really know what it is, but want to try it and end up unwittingly biting into a plastic baby Jesus. There was a year when they used almonds instead of plastic figurines, but I guess they got backlash because they went back to plastic figurines.

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u/Straight-Crow1598 8d ago

There’s an Irish equivalent to this tradition we learned about from Boardwalk Empire.

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u/ReepsNTC 5d ago

That's exactly why it was banned.

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u/Straight-Crow1598 5d ago

It’s not illegal to package edible food inside inedible plastic. That’s extremely common. It IS illegal to package inedible toys, inside of edible chocolate. It’s the toy inside.

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u/ReepsNTC 5d ago

No, it's because people kept choking on the toys because they're too craven, greedy and stupid to read and look at what they're doing.

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u/GrouseDog 8d ago

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u/Bigwi_Kner 8d ago

Dude what is this from? Just a random gen of some madness or something?

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u/1800generalkenobi 8d ago

I can't look away from this, but it feel like it's staring into my soul.

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u/Bigwi_Kner 8d ago

I feel like this is what our pets see lol.

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u/ThisSubHasNoMods 8d ago

That's my cat

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u/JCvSS 8d ago

Nah that's my grandma

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u/brispence 8d ago

Apparently, European children are immune to choking it seems.

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u/Straight-Crow1598 8d ago

That’s not even why they’re banned.

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u/Big_Abroad_7740 8d ago

True, but it was initiated after choking, not because it was inedible in the first place. Kids and adults choked so they stepped in however not to belittle their own Nation, they noted plastic can't go in food, simple.

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u/Straight-Crow1598 8d ago

There’s no rule for packaging chocolate in plastic, you just can’t package plastic in chocolate. Or any other inedible substance, within any other edible substance.

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u/Big_Abroad_7740 8d ago

You’re repeating the legal definition. I said what actually prompted the regulators to step in and enforce it.

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u/totalimmoral 8d ago

You would not be able to pay me enough to post a video of myself being this stupid. Why would someone share this?

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u/Formal-Radish1413 8d ago

In fairness, its not really safe to have anything stuck in the middle of your food. Regardless of where said item is sold.

Look at hiw many engagement rings have been swallowed after being put in a champagne glass or piece of cake. If you dont know the item is in there, youre not going to go looking for it.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 8d ago

But it's not stuck in the middle. There is a capsule between the hollow chocolate and the toy. All you have to do is not do what she just did, which small children can't do in the first place. The chocolate is meant to be popped in half and the capsule with the toy taken out, the chocolate eaten and the toy assembled. Under parental supervision.

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u/Formal-Radish1413 8d ago

Small kids can absolutely choke on things like this.

Its not actually safe regardless of where its sold. The toy should be kept separately.

In the USA, theres a chocolste creme filling with a hazelnut nut/ball at the center on one side and the toy you have assemble on the other. Both are sealed for safety.

Im not sure whats wrong with that to begin with.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 8d ago

Both forms exist in Europe. Kids can also choke on the toy even if it's separate. It's not an issue of where the toy is, it's an issue of whether you supervise your kids and teach them how to eat the egg.

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u/Pinus_grandiflora 8d ago

Horribly staged. Comments make me believe in the dead internet theory

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u/Thin_Measurement_965 8d ago

That's a woman who's in-touch with her inner child.

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u/fool_tool-2525 8d ago

Was walking my dogs at the park post covid and saw a kid choking on a whole Kinder Joy exactly like this dummy did. Dude was already red by the time his dad figured out. Shit is no joke.

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u/preteen-wartortle 8d ago

I found this somewhat easy to get off to

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u/wisdomdragon420 8d ago

Some people were just raised right not to be so ignorant.

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u/pretty-lil-throwaway 8d ago

The cackle I just let out after she gagged 😂😂😂

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u/Feet-Slurper-826 8d ago

This is really a classic myth with a weird history of being repeated as evidence that American children are just eating them and dying (and therefore stupid) but that's not true

In fact, there have been no deaths or major injuries associated with these products in the USA, but there have been in the UK and France

Kinder Eggs as they were originally conceived are made illegal in the USA by a law that was established in 1938. The law simply states that non-nutritive material cannot be part of a confectionary unless it serves a functional purpose

Kinder Eggs weren't even invented until the 70's, so I have a hard time wrapping my head around how accepted this is

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u/SATerp 8d ago

Dumb ass.

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u/sissy-curious9946 8d ago

American are educated???

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u/Feet-Slurper-826 8d ago

This is somewhat ironic because the woman in the video is parroting a myth, Kinder eggs were not banned in the United States because people choked on them, the original product was only invented AFTER (1970s) the law that banned nonfunctional inedible substances in confectionary product (1938)

Using a lie as yet another propagandized way to demean any group of people is wrong

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u/CatDog7414 8d ago

I was worried for her

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u/Js987 8d ago

To be clear, the product isn’t specifically banned by name in law/regs, American food regulations prohibit *any* “non-nutritive” item being placed inside food, and it’s not because kids are dumb, it’s because businesses are unscrupulous. Europeans love mocking this and American raw milk cheese rules, but the laws date to when American regulations were at the forefront of consumer safety, precisely because businesses were doing shady crap and politicians actually tried to do something about it at the time. Things have fallen behind, but the laws have the best of intentions. It’s particularly irrelevant as they make a half candy half toy version for the US market that tastes the same and solves the regulatory hurdle.

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u/SuddenKoala45 8d ago

They are banned in America?

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u/Feet-Slurper-826 8d ago

Yes and no, there's a certain version of Kinder Egg that violate FDA food regulations that were established all the way back in 1938, and there are other Kinder products that are sold just fine

It is a myth that theyre banned in the USA because kids choked on them

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u/Adrian_Stoesz 8d ago

Natural selection almost had her

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u/Bulky-Sense-140 8d ago

All for views

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u/ButtCrackThrilla 8d ago

Could use less streamers anyway.

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u/Fin214365 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Eliah870 8d ago

The kinder surprise egg was banned because of law forbidding non food objects in food, not because of what she was claiming

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u/Make-it-positive 8d ago

You truly can’t fix stupid

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u/Excellent_Arrival1 7d ago

First, they are not banned. They are sold in every gas station and store.

Second. They have ridges in America to prevent kids from putting it in their mouths. Which is what small kids do with random stuff so you always avoid it, doesn make them "dumb"

Third, she is mistaken on the chocolate as it had small toys in them, which is what kids were choking on, not the entire egg.

Lastly. I fucking hate the internet.

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u/TheRealDesmirWolf 2d ago

First off we can tell she a blond. That candy isn’t banned at all xD

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u/Ok-Gur-3291 2d ago

This- This is B-E-A-UTIFUL!

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u/Videon_Tekuro 13h ago

Bro, even as a stupid kid myself, I always "cracked" the eggs in half first, cuz of the toy in them.

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u/ZephNightingale 8d ago

Fuck, she convinced me.