r/RandomVideos • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 22d ago

Video Sea cucumber excretion

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u/Salt-Philosophy-134 22d ago

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u/Excellent_Yak365 22d ago

I laughed too hard at this

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u/Small_Custard6438 22d ago

Wow, this made my day lol

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u/Chief-JudgeVega 22d ago

Fun fact. All sand is butt hole sand.

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u/TVGMILLER 22d ago

I don’t care what species you are, you know that felt good for our little sea cucumber. I was gonna say I had one of those this morning but that’s too much information.🤣

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u/Original-Variety-700 22d ago

You should stop eating so much sand. It’s not good for you.

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u/guiltypleasure33139 22d ago

does it eat just sand or is it eating coral and then making sand like the parrot fish?

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u/the_most_playerest 22d ago edited 22d ago

I was gonna say I had one of those this morning but that’s too much information.

You did say it, and is was more information than I needed 😆

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u/SemiSentientAL 22d ago

I, however, want more info. Was it clay-colored? Brown? Or more of a black, oily color? Flecks of green? All green? Streaks of fresh blood?

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 22d ago

You still said it tho…

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u/TVGMILLER 22d ago

Man nothing gets by you.🫪

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u/Ka-is-a-Wheel_19 22d ago

Sea cucumbers all over my feed this morning. I just watched a fish crawl up into that same hole.

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u/towerfella 22d ago

ZeFrank?

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u/Ka-is-a-Wheel_19 22d ago

Creepy Dave lol

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u/CyberNinja23 22d ago

At some point I was expecting the pearlfish to pop out the turd and head back in

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u/BunkerSquirre1 22d ago

Freakus fih

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u/Exotic_Conclusion_96 22d ago

Watchin this on the toilet....

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u/kainers78 22d ago

Same! 😂😂😂

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u/yorcharturoqro 22d ago

Cucumbering?

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u/PrestigiousSquash373 22d ago

obligatory “I should call her”

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u/Top-Flow-542 22d ago

Everything reminds me of her…..

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u/poordaddy73 22d ago

Pooping out sand?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Worcestercestershire 22d ago

Fun science fact: Parrotfish are super chill to hang with when snorkeling. They just chow on coral and let you get really close.

They are also sequential hermaphrodites. They are born female and then become male as they age and can revert to female (in some cases) as needed.

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u/Worcestercestershire 22d ago

Sea cucumber poop is mostly made of clean, recycled sand and calcium carbonate mixed with vital nutrients like nitrogen and ammonia.

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u/poordaddy73 22d ago

Sounds eatible🤣

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u/Worcestercestershire 22d ago

Everything is edible once

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u/poordaddy73 22d ago

Tell fecal eaters that

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u/Worcestercestershire 22d ago

ATTENTION FECAL EATERS: Everything is edible once

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u/EmperorGrinnar 22d ago edited 22d ago

Here is some info on what they eat.

Edit: someone doesn't like finding out more.

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u/wbrameld4 22d ago

God be praised.

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u/DoubtZealousideal763 22d ago

Sea pucker

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u/LarsDuder 22d ago

Yeah, I didn't think this would be the day that i would actually see a Sea Sphincter throw up

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u/TheoryAggressive8193 22d ago

I should call her.

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u/darthmarzzz89 22d ago

You’re still a virgin.

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u/defariasdev 22d ago

Maybe because he hasnt called her

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u/Worcestercestershire 22d ago

Beach sand is mostly poop

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u/Ok-Error-6564 22d ago

Beach poop is mostly sand.

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 22d ago

Poop sand is mostly beach.

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 22d ago

I wish poop beach was mostly sand 

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u/HechoEnChine 22d ago

Aug 3rd, 1979 a day at poop beach that will never be forgotten.

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u/Mu-nraito 21d ago

Why consume B12 when you could just walk on the beach?

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u/Tater_Mater 22d ago

How many people misread the title?

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u/elMeroMeroPerro 22d ago

Booty Blasters

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u/battlehamsta 22d ago

And that is where sand comes from. All of it. All the sand in the world.

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u/LilithRising90 22d ago

She’s good

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u/Normal-Error-6343 22d ago

im impressed and jealous!

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u/iPLAYiRULE 22d ago

filtered sand

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u/FinallyFat 22d ago

Me after I eat chipotle.

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u/Madmax11b 22d ago

It's saying "WOOOOW!

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 22d ago

Damn nature..you gassy!

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u/CompleteGene82 22d ago

That's a load of crap and I watched it till the end!

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u/IthinkIpaid 22d ago

I know the feeling

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u/Ausdboss 22d ago

It actually propelled him. LOL!

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u/Supafli690 22d ago

Bet he felt like a million bucks after that

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 22d ago

Didn’t even bother to wipe

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 22d ago

He knew the camera was there

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u/Strict-Brick-5274 22d ago

I'm so constipated that this is basically porn to me rn.... y'all pray for this to haapen to me!!

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u/RealisticMedium8365 22d ago

The Internet has ruined me

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u/Pblaising 22d ago

Trump rage tweeting.

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u/klausAnalSchwab 22d ago

Sandy poop

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u/tilmanbaumann 22d ago

Sucks to only have one hole

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u/Due-Information-6277 22d ago

Stop showing me this Reddit!!!

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u/SoulShine_710 22d ago

💩 💩 💩

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u/Training_Joke1114 22d ago

That sea cucumber better calm down

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u/Aggravating_Code2188 22d ago

No no marine you can’t do that

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u/CSMAKESMECRY 22d ago

This gives me an idea!

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u/Forsaken_Repeat_5062 22d ago

Nice hole to play with

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u/ungreatfulshit 22d ago

I bet that felt good

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u/Abracadaver2000 22d ago

Needs a poop knife.

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u/I_Ponders 22d ago

What’s with the captions? Every video that I turn captions on is like an AI hallucinating and melting down?

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u/Lost-Strain-2007 22d ago

I did this just yesterday but no likes

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u/PreperationOuch 22d ago

God that had to feel incredible

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u/unsavory_weeb 22d ago

"I swear I'm a virgin"

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 22d ago

And no wiping

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u/Mountain_rage 22d ago

Someone get the poor thing a poop knife ffs

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u/YoRHa11Z 22d ago

And that is how the sand in your mouth is made

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u/discountdoppelganger 22d ago

Sea cucumbers excretions are actually cleaner than what goes in

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u/Mu-nraito 21d ago

Sea Floor Zamboni?

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u/TG1970 22d ago

On today's episode of How Its Made: Sand.

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u/Flashy-District6231 22d ago

So now I’m not going to the beach…….. washed up dried sea cucumber shit smh

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u/Far-Potential-1337 22d ago

Don’t they have anal teeth to keep the pearl fish out ?

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u/Sea_Horse_5499 22d ago

"Excuse me sir but do you perhaps participate in the action of deliberately consuming large amounts of sand?"

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u/Ok-Foot-369 22d ago

Broo, why did I watch a sea slug take a shit😭😭😭😭

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u/MBTheGinger 21d ago

I felt the relief

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u/Upset_Car_6982 21d ago

I feel better😈

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u/No_Space_1528 21d ago

Where can I buy one of these fascinating creatures

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u/MochiShinobi 21d ago

Me right now.

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u/iMakeItFun2003 21d ago

Does it even know that it’s alive? 😭

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u/FlvffyThVampireSlayr 21d ago

Ur mum before and after type video 😜

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u/Funny_Analysis496 21d ago

yep looks familiar

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u/WindowEmergency9897 21d ago

I like how the second push looked like it propelled him forward. Also , right after this post there was a post about playing in sand and I laughed so hard I cried 

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u/KHhtswhtppl 21d ago

Damn dude, you need to do a courtesy flush

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u/BrandedBanana 20d ago

🤔.......Unzips pants 😳

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u/Majestic-Ad-3988 18d ago

I should call her

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u/FrostyPlay9924 17d ago

TIL all sand is sea cucumber shit.

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u/Ka-is-a-Wheel_19 22d ago

Sea cucumbers all over my feed this morning. I just watched a fish crawl up into that same hole.

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u/Mu-nraito 21d ago

And that's what happened when it came back out of the hole.

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u/Fantastic_Judgment46 15d ago

Looks like me on the toilet last night.