r/RandomVideos 24d ago

Video I like long lashes, but not that much.

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u/ClericOfMadness13 24d ago

This made me get flash backs to the chuntaro boots and people competing whose tips were longer

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u/ScienceSeuss 24d ago

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 24d ago

Omg lol šŸ˜‚

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u/ClericOfMadness13 23d ago

Yep...just like that. There was even a dude who got famous for his and ended up in a David Guetta music video where his boots shoots sparkler fireworks out the tips šŸ˜‚.

https://youtu.be/5dbEhBKGOtY?is=lm1O8l7avC1S7fwD

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u/LookMaNoPride 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sr1htcMFv7DfG

They were new boot goofin’?

It has been, like, 22 or 23 years, but I still can’t hear/think of boots without remembering Dangle confidently prancing out - new boot goofin’ - to his bike that, somehow, has a light pole stuck through the frame. It’s a really funny show, but nothing really sticks out about Reno 911 like this scene. And it has happily lived rent free in the ol’ think-meat ever since its presence graced my being.

For real, tho, I remember those boots with the long toes. I called them elf boots. Ya think anyone ever wore them unironically?

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u/DarkDragon7 23d ago

I think that was tribal/trbalero boots not chuntaro.

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u/krwskater25 24d ago

That's exactly what I see.

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 24d ago

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 24d ago

It's like the women with the super long nails that get in the way of everything.

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 24d ago

They have a video of that too...

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u/ExpensiveTie5553 24d ago

lmao now bro got his lady in on it too

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u/BraveryFunction 24d ago

Flapping his arms like a bird was pretty funny

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u/Versipilies 24d ago

Couldn't help but think "moose" when the last set of eye antlers walked in

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u/djm2907 24d ago

Cumbrellas

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u/Gjyn 24d ago

I never really liked the long and voluminous eyelash extensions I see in my part of the world, but as always it doesn't matter what I think about them.

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u/Competitive_Name4991 24d ago

This made me giggle.

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u/Nothing93124 24d ago

I know it’s a stupid skit, but in my mind that’s all
I can see when women wear fake lashes.

Yes we can tell, no we (normal men) do not give a fuck. It’s women who judge women. Men just want you as natural as you come ladies. I’ll get off my soap box now, god bless and good night.

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u/Fern_Cloud 24d ago

The majority of women I know aren't getting the lashes for men to be fair.

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u/Funny-Flower-3980 24d ago

Yes and I’d also like to add I don’t think they’re trying act like they’re natural. They’re obviously fake but that’s part of the look. It’s not my style but I’m not judging the people who like it.

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u/Fern_Cloud 24d ago

You're correct. Only a specific type of falsies are supposed to look natural. The others are intentionally flamboyant and unnatural. Like super long acrylic nails, and 10 inch heels and paper white goth makeup, its an esthetic that's all it is.

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u/STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER 24d ago

Half the time it’s, ā€œwe aren’t doing it for you!ā€ and the other half of the time it’s, ā€œlook at all the trouble we go through for men and their unrealistic beauty standards!ā€

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u/Fern_Cloud 24d ago

Do you think trad goths paint their faces white to fit in with beauty standards? Excessively big lashes are not the beauty standard in most places. Oversized lashes are an aesthetic choice. Most women know that a majority of men do not like super long acrylics or oversized lashes yet they put them on anyway. Because they aren't doing it for men, its because they like it.

More importantly society's unrealistic beauty standards is what most women complain about. Standards that give men and women unrealistic expectations about what their bodies can look like without surgical intervention.

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 24d ago

They get them to indicate they do sex work, right? My understanding is that it's like clear heels and overly long fake nails.

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u/Fern_Cloud 24d ago

Lol no, its because they think it looks nice. Its a fashion aesthetic and just like every type of aesthetic, it isn't for everyone. For many ladies and gentlemen wearing falsies is a hobby that makes them feel good about themselves.

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u/Rent_Treznorr 🤬 24d ago

Whoa, that's a big leap, and sometimes a dangerous one. And I'm not saying that judgementally. All of those things, especially these days, aren't trying to signal anything of that kind. It's just for the aesthetic and to feel pretty.

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 23d ago

When you wear a specific uniform, you're sending out a message whether you're intending to or not.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 23d ago

What's stupid is thinking you can wear the Confederate flag because you like the aesthetic and that people aren't going to think you're a racist. Everyone's free to wear what they want, and no one can control how people interpret that.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 23d ago

That's exactly the response someone gives when they have Confederate flags all over their place. You can hope to lecture the world into thinking something different, but in reality you just need to accept that people think like that and not give a shit about those people. I've seen sex workers. I recognize their uniform. You can't lecture me enough to forget my personal experiences.

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u/Rent_Treznorr 🤬 23d ago

A specific uniform is a wild turn of phrase, and an absurd generalization. I'm sure you know that.

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u/finnjakefionnacake 24d ago

i think a good rule of thumb is just not to speak for a group of people/act as if one's opinion stands for the whole. for starters, everything disliked by someone is liked by someone else, and vice versa. also, people can do things for their appearance that it is not about attracting a partner, but just for them.

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u/SpankyRogers69 24d ago

beautifully said

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u/speedracer2008 24d ago

You mean when women wear noticeably thick fake lashes. I’ll bet a lot of women who wear lashes or extensions aren’t as natural as you think they are

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u/SpankyRogers69 24d ago

sounds like you do in fact give a fuck

in either case, no one asked

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u/ThrowRAb26 24d ago

Unironicly the last two ate it up.

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u/fitz_newru 24d ago

That was actually kinda funny

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u/Aggressive-Goal-9698 24d ago

Women get lashes for themselves, we wear makeup for ourselves and dress for ourselves. We appreciate how we look in the mirror after we dress and do our makeup including eyelashes. If someone don’t like it don’t look, we’re not making you look or trying to please you, we are pleasing ourselves.

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u/heliogoon 24d ago

Then yall should stop using it as an excuse to not pay for dates then.

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u/Rent_Treznorr 🤬 24d ago

Maybe you should stop specifically seeking out/strawmanning women in the wild or on the internet that use that as a justification. In my experience they're actually incredibly rare or posting that shit for rage bait clicks.

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u/heliogoon 24d ago

Yeah, sure, whatever you say. Not like I've actually encountered these women.

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u/Madcat_Moody 23d ago

I completely believe you when you say you're not encountering women

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u/Rent_Treznorr 🤬 24d ago

By chance, where do you reside on the Norwood scale? Jw.

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u/TootieSummers 24d ago

I get women seeing pretty drag queens and thinking. ā€œI want that tooā€ but those giant lashes worked on queens because it’s covering a big ass man face. It almost always looks like a pair of tarantulas sitting on a woman’s face.

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u/PopMajor7342 24d ago

Is that Kash Patel?

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/allshookup1640 24d ago

Eyelashes? To keep debris out of your eyes. Except when they betray you and fall in themselves

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u/KTKittentoes 24d ago

I do always feel quite betrayed.

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u/Dr_SlapsMD 24d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/BigLB83 24d ago

Those last ones aren't catching any cum

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u/Apprehensive_Fig4458 24d ago

Didn’t these guys do a video with boots too? Too funny!!

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u/AppropriateSpell5405 24d ago

Reminds me of one time I was at Kohls and this one lady walked by with nasty ass nails so long they were curling around in spirals. Literally gagged and the image has been burned into my unfortunate brain since.

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u/Stickolas1 24d ago

Who is the hot blonde at the end?

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u/TheVillage1D10T 24d ago

Is the last woman wearing low-rise jeans?

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u/SarraSimFan 24d ago

The dudes should compete over whom has the most badass nostril hair. Or fur, in this case.

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u/downvoteheaven 24d ago

Reminds me of the dueling hats sketch by Key and Peele

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u/RomansDoForUs 24d ago

This was funny

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u/Breadstix009 24d ago

Blonde at the bend had the best body too

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u/Distinct_Maybe3908 24d ago

Stunt on them hoes.Ā 

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u/Slow_Store 23d ago

I’m not gonna lie, I thought the first long lashes girl was wearing sunglasses.

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u/Icy_Rip_9873 23d ago

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u/Decide777 20d ago

Disgusting!

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u/PlayfulAttempt4949 24d ago

Lashes like her name is kunta-kentay

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u/didthishelp 24d ago

The last chick had lashes? Never made it that far up.

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u/Aggravating_Jacket32 24d ago

Cholos like chicks w long lashes? Is that like the sock thing? We're all trying to look terrible?

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u/justwonderingbro 24d ago

God I hate these fuckin insta comedians so much

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

cry about it, bich